NAME KEY:
Shigaraki: RiskyHandjob
Dabi: MasterHasGivenDabiASock
Toga: BloodKink
Spinner: Raphael
Kurogiri: VapeCloud
Mr. Compress: MagicMike
Twice: MonochromeDeadpool
Mustard: Ketssup??
(BIG WARNING: ATTEMPTS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN.)
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-(9 am, 3 hours before the dance)-
"Class 1-B and Shinsou"
Googly-Eyes: Where the FUCK is my boyfriend
MandickTheTittySmithy: Where the fuck is MY boyfriend
Boys Will Be Bugs: Someone stole our fUCKING BOYFRIENDS
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Tsuburaba, Awase, you have boyfriends?
Googly-Eyes: ,,,noooo
MandickTheTittySmithy: ,,,you heard nothing
MandickTheTittySmithy: But where are all 5 of our boYS SHINSOU-
Polly Geist: I can't believe Shinsou stole five (5) of our prettiest boys
Googly-Eyes: Wdym Kuroiro's butt ugly
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Excuse?? If we're shit talking me at least invite me. I have enough hate for myself to go around.
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: I got that teaaaaa
Princess Peach: What flavor?
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Peppermint
Princess Peach: :0 woah
Big Meaty Claws: Ok but.. where are you guys???
BigTroubleInLittleChina: Chilling in Shouji from class A's dorm, watching Spn.
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: YOU'RE MCFUCKING WHAT???????
BigTroubleInLittleChina: ??? Watching Spn???
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BETRAYING US LIKE THIS!! ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!
:3c: What are you gonna do??? Is your father gonna hear about this????
JapaneseDracoMalfoy:
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: KENDOU, THEY'RE BEING MEEEEAN!!
Big Meaty Claws: Suffer.
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: :0c
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: >:0c
:3c: Way to go mom
Big Meaty Claws: Thanks son.
Mr. Sandman: You should all really hang out with Class A more! They're super cool!
Washing Machine: Yeah we ran into a few of them on our way here. They're super welcoming and chill.
Washing Machine: Even if Midoriya did ask a lot about our quirks.
Mr. Sandman: I thought he was going to pass out from talking so much. Did he even breathe at all??
:3c: That's his second quirk.
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: No his second quirk is tears
Force Palm: Oof mood.
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ...Shouda do you need to talk to someone?
Force Palm: Nah I already got Komori
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Oof valid.
VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: I'm glad you're all having fun over with 1-A... but the dance is starting soon and we need to get ready!
:3c: Shiozaki we have 3 hours!
VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: Yes! And, to my knowledge, Kuriro, Kaibara, and Rin all wanted Yui and Komori to do their makeup.
Washing Machine: Um??? Called out???
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: I just wanted an eye-look since you can't see shit on my skin-
BigTroubleInLittleChina: I just want to cut a bitch with my eyeliner, is that too much to ask?
Penis Enlargement Pills: In this economy, yes.
Princess Peach: Yes, according to the time god Kronos. Do you really want to challenge Kronos?
Washing Machine: I can, and will, defeat him in a poker game and take all of your rights.
Princess Peach: Wait that's illegal.
Washing Machine: Well, now that I have access to your rights, you're illegal.
Princess Peach: F U C K
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Seriously, gays, you should head back if you want your makeup to be on point.
BigTroubleInLittleChina: Awww, are you serious???
:3c: No, he died in the 5th book.
BugTroubleInLittleChina: agskdbejkl I can't believe I got that,,
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Ugh fiiiine. We're leaving.
Princess Peach: Kaibara, why can't you just take Shinsou's rights???
Washing Machine: Shinsou is a being greater than god and doesn't abide by rights. He just exists and does whatever he wants.
:3c: Canon.
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Ajshshsjansikl Just shut up and leave,,,,
Mr. Sandman: ,,fine
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Narrator's POV
All around both dorm buildings, people were already getting read for the dance starting in only 2 hours. As of right now, Iida was dying of embarrassment and gratefulness because Aoyama bought him a huge bouquet of blue and purple roses. He made a huge fuss of buying a gift for him later, which Aoyama politely declined, but let's face it, Iida's going to do it anyway. After Mina and Hagakure finished getting dressed in their gorgeous dresses, they did invited Ojirou over and did his makeup for free, which then led to inviting Todoroki, Satou, Shouji, and then nearly every boy having their makeup done by the queens themselves. And after they were done with all the boys, they worked on Hagakure's look together. Masking her as visible and accurate to how she actually looked as possible. Tsu and Uraraka were practicing slow dancing with each other, them wanting to be prepared for the slowdance that's going to (inevitably) happen at the dance. Uraraka had no experience, and Tsu had quite a bit. It ended up with the two of them slowly learning the ropes and a lot of stepping on each other's feet, which Uraraka then tripped, was caught by Tsu in a dip, and was promptly kissed full on the lips. It destroyed her emotionally, but goddamn she loved her girlfriend so much. Ojirou got dressed almost as soon as he woke up later in the day, also accepting the makeup request of Hagakure and Mina. He felt beautiful, as he, and all other boys, should. Kaminari and Sero got dressed together in Sero's dorm, flaunting their dresses at eachother, as well as their god-like Shrek sneakers. And apparently Sero had a matching pair of knee-high socks that said 'epic' and 'gamer' on the fronts. Both of their outfits clashed awfully, Sero's rainbow skirt did not match those socks or the shoes, and they were both a different shade of green as well. Kaminari's socks were mismatched and barely able to be seen as they poked out of the top of his Shrek sneakers, but his Pikachu dress already made for a disaster combination... honestly, nothing goes with Shrek shoes, but they wouldn't change their outfits for the world. Kirishima ended up wearing a plain black button up with dark red pants, and black shoes and socks to match the shirt, but he did wear rainbow suspenders and he had a rainbow bow tie as well. Surprisingly, he pulled off the look. Bakugou got one of Kirishima's newer suits. Wearing an orange button-up under a black vest with dark green pinstripes, the pants matching the vest and having small rips in them for more of a pink feel. In addition, he wore the black and orange boots of his hero costume with them, finishing the explosive look. Rather than having spiked up hair, Kirishima tied it up into a fancy bun, which Bakugou then promptly pulled into a messy ponytail which he would never admit he found really hot on Kirishima, and they proceeded to cuddle for the remaining hours they had left with eachother. Satou and Kouda wore matching pastel-yellow suits, Kouda having a white button-up underneath, and Satou having a black one. They wore their corsages proudly on their wrists, which Satou continuously complimented Kouda over for making them so perfectly. Kouda just brushed him off, but the happy couple ended up in a play fight that ended in the two of them cuddling, as always. Shouji was tying up his hair into a fancy bun with the Sally hair tie he found after getting dressed and wearing a new special mint-green mask, proudly showcasing his pierced ears and wearing the tentacle earring he also bought with Tokoyami, his other ear having a simple black anchor earring in it. Needless to say, as soon as Tokoyami saw him (also after he got his makeup done with Mina and Hagakure), he swooned intensely and it was incredibly hard to keep staring at Shouji since he shined brighter than the sun in his opinion. Shouji just picked him up and held him in his arms, cradling Tokoyami like the pretty princess he was. Momo was practically bouncing off the walls with how she felt in her red and gold oriental suit, Jirou made no effort of calming her down. It was a gorgeous sight to see Momo so happy and confident with herself, Jirou had never felt happier for her, but as well as Momo bouncing around with excitement, she didn't hold back on the constant comments of how Jirou looked in her dress, which flustered the easily embarrassed punk immediately. Todoroki and Midoriya were doing Shinsou's makeup, the three of them sharing playful banter and joking around, Todoroki and Midoriya encouraged him about his plan to confess to Ojirou, and after they finished with him, they both laid down in Midoriya's room. They just stared at eachother dreamily while laying in eachother arms, not caring how this could wrinkle their suits or mess up their hair, they just cared about being next to eachother. Lovingly, they kissed eachother and rested before the dance started.
As soon as it was time to head down to the common room and leave to the main building to get to the dance, they all shot up excitedly from where they were and made last minute changes to their outfits before introducing themselves to everyone. When they get down and see eachother, they all bask in the beauty of each of their classmates.
"Sero, Kaminari, those outfits are awful but they fit you so well!"
"Daaaamn guys, who did your makeup? You all look HOT!"
"HAGAKURE HOLY SHIT!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE?? YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS!!"
"Thanks, and yeah!"
"I'm going to take a wild guess and say Tokoyami picked out both of your suits..."
"How could you tell?"
"Just a hunch!"
"M O M O YOU ABSOULTE GODDESS! YOU'RE GORGEOUS!!!"
"I KNOWWW!"
"I didn't know?? Shinsou looked so good in makeup???"
The compliments went on and on, but eventually, it was time for them to leave and have the time of their lives.
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Todoroki's POV
All of us were excitedly walking to the main building in a huge hoard, loud chatters heard from every couple and their conversations. Midoriya and I walked hand in hand, just taking in the beautiful scenery around us as we stared up to the bright blue sky. Today was perfect, not just because our classmates were beautiful and confident, but because we all had eachother. And most importantly, I had Midoriya here with me. I smiled brightly to the sky and just started laughing at the absurd amount of positive energy going around. I felt like crying, but I didn't. I felt so safe here... I looked back down at Midoriya, his face was bright red and he was staring at me with wide eyes.
"What's wrong?" I continued to smile at him, my voice cool and my eyes lazily bright.
"I've...never seen you just laugh like that before." He stumbles a bit while speaking, squeezing my hand just slightly.
"You look b-beautiful." He adds confidently, despite the trembling in his voice. I smile brighter at him, but then, he adds on a final part.
"Th-Then again... you've always looked beautiful." He says and smiles a smile so bright not even a thousand suns could match him. I tug him closer to me and peck him softly on the lips.
"If you think I'm beautiful, you should look at yourself. But a little warning, your eyes may burn out from how much perfect it has to take in." I wink at him and he buries his face in his free hand, the corner of his mouth revealing his embarrassed smile.
"WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T THE GAYS!" I hear and look over to see Tsuburaba Kousei from class 1-B smiling over at us, walking at the head of the horde that is his class.
"YOU'RE GAY TOO, GOAT EYES!" I heard someone, probably Shinsou, yell.
"SHIT U RIGHT!" He yells back and yanks Kaibara Sen by the sleeve, successfully kissing him and Kaibara stumbling back a bit, covering his mouth from embarrassment.
"SO THAT'S WHO YOU'RE DATING"
"YEAH!"
"I'M TALKING TO YOU DURING THE NEXT SUPERNATURAL BINGE, KAIBARA!"
"Hnnnn..."
I look over and see Midoriya laughing at the two of them, me letting out a small chuckle. Before I knew it, our two class herds merge together to create one big herd. People from different classes were talking together. Shishida Juurota was walking and talking with Satou and Kouda, Honenuki Juuzo talked mostly with Sero and Shouji, Awase Youstetsu talked a lot with Yaoyorozu, Rin Hiryuu talked a whole ton with Shinsou and Ojirou, etc.. It was nice to see both of the classes get along so seamlessly...well.. for the most part, at least. Of course, Monoma still protested almost everyone talking to eachother, but Kendou was able to calm him down (whack the back of his head multiple times).
Eventually, we all ended up walking into the building together, and instead of branching off into our respective classes like I originally thought, all of Class 1-B stayed together with us and branched off into little groups with my classmates, much to Monoma's demise. We all hung out together and generally had a great time talking and listening to music. I spoke to a few of them, namely Yanagi Reiko, Kodai Yui, Kaibara Sen and Tsuburaba Kousei. We all had quite a few things in common, and things were going great. Midoriya was enjoying his time asking everyone he could about their quirks, it was heartwarming to see him light up so adorably whenever he got new information that he noted to write in his journal later.
During about the middle of the dance when we've all already been hanging out for a couple hours, I see Shinsou excuse himself from Awase Yousetsu, Honenuki Juuzo, Kuroiro Shihai, Rin Hiryuu and Ojirou and almost speed walk over to me. Ah, so it's time.
I excuse myself quickly from Midoriya as he interrogated Tsunotori Poni and walk to Shinsou. As soon as we meet, he drags me over to the bathrooms. As soon as we're alone he closes the door and makes sure no one else is in here before speaking.
"I think I'm gonna do it... right now... I'm going to take him out." He says slowly, but the panic never leaves his voice. I shoot him a small smile in return.
"Don't worry, he's going to say yes. Just don't freak out. You've got this, Shinsou."
"But.. what if he does say no? I mean, him and Rin are really close friends and they're probably having a really engaging conversation right now... and Awase, Kuroiro and Honenuki are just super interesting people!" He'll want to hang out with them more!" The panic in his voice rises and he starts biting on his nails, staring down at the floor next to me.
"Shinsou, listen, he'll always have another chance to talk to them since we're all getting really close. And he definitely likes you, he won't say no."
"What if he doesn't, though??? What if he just considers me a friend and I ruin our relationship??? What then, Todoroki!? Maybe...I just shouldn't ask him ou-" He rubs his reddening face. I shake my head and pull down his hands from his face, staring him straight in the eyes.
"Don't you dare doubt yourself. He likes you, trust me. You just need to muster up enough courage to ask him." I say and begin to pull him out of the bathroom, now the both of us just standing at the side of the room as I try to motivate him. He nods and straightens up a bit.
"Okay... I will... but god I really need something to drink..."
"Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?"
"Yes." We laugh together and the tension in the air thins.
"In that case, I'll get us a drink. I'm kinda thirsty too, so much talking today... who knew Class 1-B talked so much?" I joked lightly as I walked past him to the food and drink table. I quickly grab both of us some cans of soda and pay Lunch Rush (who's monitoring the table) for the drinks, immediately turning back and walking to where Shinsou is.
But, upon arriving, he's nowhere to be seen.
...where did he go?
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Shinsou's POV
While Todoroki was away and getting us some drinks, I leaned against the wall and pulled out my phone, also trying to regulate my breathing to calm down my nerves and pump myself up for when I ask Ojirou out.
(This is the no good part)
Then, suddenly, I'm blinded.
I feel myself being carried by someone while my vision was still gone, and anxiety crawls up my back. I then heard the creaky opening of a door, and then was tossed on the ground, hearing the door close.. and then lock.
My vision was restored, but it still wasn't much better since we were in a dirty and dark old broom closet.
But, soon enough, I felt someone come onto me.
Literally... while I was sitting on the floor with my back supported against the wall, and they spread their legs and sat over my lap.
"Hey there Hitoshi~" I hear a voice say and I recognize it immediately. Takachi.
"What are you doing?? Let me go!" I shout at her and she stays completely silent, a smug smirk barely able to be seen in the dark room. Damn... she knows how my quirk works.
She sensually slides her hands onto my hips, leaning in closer. I should hit her... try to get her off of me, but I can't. Any mark I leave on her can be used as evidence against me, and I can't risk that... no matter what she does to me. She'll find some way to make me seem like the bad guy if I leave even the smallest scratch on her... and people will believe it. My hopes of becoming a hero will be ruined. Then, she speaks up once it'd be impossible for me to control her.
"Do you know what my quirk is Hitoshi?"
"N-" she slaps her hand over my mouth.
"I don't want an answer." She says sternly.
"Anyways, have you been feeling really panicked lately? Maybe more than normal for no reason? Possibly vomited already? That was me." She winks at me and I stared at her, horrified.
"My quirk is called Palpitation. I can unnoticeably increase the heart palpitations of anyone of my choosing. Not fast enough to make you go into cardiac arrest, but fast enough to trick your brain into thinking you're having a panic attack, so you completely shut down, and, in some rare cases, vomit~." Her face just keeps getting closer and closer, and she slides farther up my lap, edging dangerously close to my no-no square. Small tears form at the corners of my eyes, this can't be happening.
"I've liked you for a while now, Shinsou~ You being 'gay' can't change that fact. I'll turn you, whether you let me or not~" I continue to struggle and writhe from underneath her, managing to knock her off for a moment before standing up but being soon tripped and hitting my hand hard against the floor. She crawls back on top of me, both of us facing eachother. Her cold, disgusting hands reach slowly up my shirt and vest and she quickly attempts at pulling my pants down.
"Like I said, whether you like it or not~" she said, her hand directly touching my no-no parts. And, as expected, no reaction.
She kisses me sloppily and forcibly, trying her best to get a reaction out of me that isn't complete disgust. It goes on and on for what feels like ages... until someone knocks down the door, and she's immediately shoved off of me, and I hear what sounds like whizzing go past my face, sticking her to the wall.
(The evil has been defeated, someone get this man some justice)
"SHINSOU! WHAT'D SHE DO TO YOU?" I look and see Awase next to me. As soon as I realized I was safe and freed, I stood up frantically and scrambled back into the closest person near me; Ojirou. I sob immediately into his chest and he comfortingly wraps both his arms and his tail around me. That was... one of the most terrifying experiences I've ever encountered, and- and who knows what could've happened if they didn't come... if.. what she could've done to me...
"Mr. Aizawa! She's there!" I heard Ojirou's voice shout from above me and heard fast footsteps past me go into the room. Ojirou tried his best to console me.
"Awase and Rin said they saw some girl drag you off somewhere... we didn't know where, all we knew was that you were in danger. I'm so sorry we didn't come sooner..." Ojirou cups my face in his hand, his voice was shaking. I try my best to muster up a smile. No matter how terrified and shaken I was, I couldn't let him think this was their fault.
"Y-You tried to find me, and help me, you did your best." I hug him tightly and he reciprocated it immediately.
"Awase, Rin, Shinsou, Ojirou, go. Try to enjoy yourselves as best as you can, or hell, talk to someone." Dad looks at me and says in the most sympathetic voice he could come up with. Then, he turns his head to look at Takachi, a burning fury ever evident in his voice.
"I'll take care of this."
With those words, we left, walking back out to everyone and getting bombarded with questions. It overwhelmed me, and I just dug my face into my sleeve. Ojirou explained how I didn't want to talk about it and everyone eventually left the four of us alone.
"Are you guys ok??? Is there anything we can do to help???" Awase looks at us, completely distressed. Rin nods from next to him. "Yeah, is there anything you need???"
Ojirou looks up at me, wanting me to answer. He doesn't want to make my decision for me.
"Uhm... that's really cool of you guys, but no, I'm ok. You've done more than enough already." I try to say in my most regular tone of voice as possible. They nod at me simply.
"Actually... I think I'll just head back to the dorms..." I say, taking my plan into action.
"Ojirou, can you come with me?"
"Yes of course!" He answers quickly and Awase and Rin catch on quickly, waving us bye, I'm sorry and good luck. After telling them to tell everyone where we went and waving bye to them back, we left and made our way to the dorms.
As soon as we entered, Ojirou looked at me.
"Um... is there anything you want to do?"
"...yeah.. actually. Want to head out for ice cream..?" I say nonchalantly and I see his face turn light pink, his tail doing a small whipping motion.
"Yeah, sounds fun! ...should we get changed?" He asks and I just shrug at him.
"I'll just take off my vest, no need to completely change yet." I smile and start to unbutton my vest, chucking it to the side and onto the couch. Ojirou smiles and shrugs back to me, removing his suspenders and throwing them on top of my vest.
"Let's just get going, I already have my wallet with me." I smile weakly and we walk out quickly. As we walk, I inch closer and closer to him. After the... events of today, I really just want to be held... I want to feel safe and secure and hopefully not think about this too much. He takes notice of it quickly as I tense up and rests his tail limply around me, sliding his hand casually into mine and I intertwine our fingers. It makes me feel warmer and safe, much less gross.
We stop in front of a small ice cream kiosk (that Bakugou told me about) and we quickly order our cones; he got coconut and I got matcha green tea. We thanked the cashier and paid accordingly, then walking away and strolling... anywhere. Mostly through the park the kiosk was located in while we shared earbuds, Bud Like You by AJR blasting in our ears.
"So... ice cream huh? If I didn't know any better I'd say we're on a date." He joked lightly as he bit into his purely white ice cream. My face heats up just slightly. Maybe I should test something out..
"Actually... funnily enough, there's this guy I was planning on asking out today." I say coolly and for a hot second, I thought I saw his face completely drain of all life.
"Ah, never thought of the great and edgy Shinsou Hitoshi to be the type to have crushes." He teases me, a hint of pain in his tone.
"Yeah, yeah. Shut up. I mean, surely someone as desirable as you would also have a crush." I tease him back with a smug expression and feel his tail hit the back of my head as his face puffs up.
"I do, actually. But don't think I'm telling you who it is."
"I would expect nothing less from you, O' mysterious one." I say in a song-songy voice and lick my ice cream. Man, Bakugou was right. This does feel pretty romantic.
"I hate you."
"You love me."
"Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." He mocks me more. We stay in a comfortable silence for a couple moments longer, finishing up our ice creams as we subconsciously walked back to the campus.
"Hey, once we get back inside, there's something I need to tell you,, er, show you. Both. Yes, both." I nod finally and he just laughs at me.
"Whatever you say, dork."
We glare playfully at eachother before breaking out into a fit of giggles. And walking back onto campus. Each step made my stomach turn just a little bit more as I thought of all the possible consequences of what was to come... no matter what happens, I'm not going to back out of this. I'm going to confess, and I'm going to do it proudly.
We finish our ice cream and walk back into the dorms.
"My room or your room?" He smiles peacefully at me, making my heart to somersaults and cartwheels in my chest. "My room." I say simply and we walk quickly up the stairs to my floor. As soon as we get onto it and enter my room, I close the door behind us and invite him to sit across from me on my bed. I sat near the top, and he sat near the bottom. He looked at me curiously.
"So, I actually learned how to play a new song... and I wanted to... play it for you.." I blush intensely and look down.
"On violin?" Is all he says.
"...guitar." I respond and I can feel the surprise and slight excitement radiated from him.
"Ooh this got interesting." He says brightly as I pull a guitar out from it's case under my bed. I situate it carefully on my leg and take in a couple deep breaths, looking back up at him and saying one final thing before playing and singing.
"Keep in mind.. everything I say in the song... I mean it. Towards you." I say and he looks at me, finally catching on and completely turning red. Then, I start playing.
"Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars~
Let me see was spring is like on... Jupiter and Mars~
In other words... hold my hand
In other words... baby, kiss me~
Fill my heart with song,
and let me sing forever more~
You are all I long for, all I worship.. and adore~
In other words... please be true~
In other words... I love you~"
During the long musical intermission, I didn't dare look up at him. I glanced up once or twice, but never full on stared him in the face. Not yet... but, from the expressions I did see... he seemed flattered, speechless even... He has the exact look in his eye that I do whenever I see him, the one of pure love and admiration. Pure appreciation and approbation. Just... love and joy. I guess... he really does love me back...
"Fill my heart with song
Let me sing forever more~
You are all I long for, all I worship... and adore~
In other words, please be true~
In other wo-ords, in other wo-ords
In other words...
I love....you~"
I end the song with a clean strum and set the guitar back in it's case, carefully sliding it back under the bed, keeping my gaze glued to my lap. After a few seconds, and an exasperated sigh, I look back up to him.
"So... what did you-"
I'm cut off almost immediately by him throwing himself at me and our lips connecting.
Connecting.
Moving.
In sync.
He had me held up against my bed frame as we continued kissing. It wasn't how books would normally describe it, there weren't any fireworks, it was just a continuously warm and envigorating feeling. Nothing exciting, just... safe, and belonging. It was a moment that I was meant to be in, one I was meant to share with him. We continued for what felt like days, months, years, until we both ran out of breath and parted. We just stared at eachother, breaths heavy and clothes and hair unruly.
"Do you know... how long I've wanted to do that for?"
"Shut up and kiss me again." He smiles brightly at me and I happily oblige, connecting the two of us once more in a heated makeout session. It never got any further than that, but honestly, we're happy with it. We don't want it to go any other way. Just.. this. This is perfect. He's perfect. We're perfect. Together.
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"LoV"
VapeCloud: We need a new plan to sneak into UA. Of course not today, but someday.
BloodKink: I vote tomorrow!!
Raphael: Seconded.
VapeCloud: Ok, so tomorrow. First we're going to just need a spy to get information, then leave while causing as much inconspicuous damage as possible.
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: I vote myself. I can do both to start a fire and burn down the building.
BloodKink: Wait what do you mean?? Who gave you a sock?? You're homeless you don't own socks!!
MonochromeDeadpool: Hoe-meless*
Raphael: I can't believe she really just went for your whole bloodline like that
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Trust me, I wish she did.
MonochromeDeadpool: Family issues? Mood sis.
(Say that again I'll boil your fucking joints)
Ketssup??: I agree, Dabi is the biggest hoe.
RiskyHandjob: Seconded.
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: I love you too, crusty bitch.
RiskyHandjob: Fuck off
MagicMike: You're all so immature...
RiskyHandjob: Shut it old man
MagicMike: ...you shut it, crusty bitch.
Raphael: Y'all got any mcfuckin popcorn?
BloodKink: No but I got that teaaaa ☕️
BloodKink: That almost corrected to HIV what the fuck my keyboard really out here exposing me like this
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: You're like,, 8
BloodKink: Nooo! I'm older than Mustard!
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Fair enough. He's 8 you're 9
BloodKink: Yay!!!
Ketssup??: Ayo what the fuck
Raphael: Everyone really is our here getting roasted huh
MonochromeDeadpool: Yep. Time to make some marshmallows!
(You're next, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lookin headass)
Raphael: I'm A gECkO yOu lOW RaTE, EdGy-aSS, faKE HOlLYwoOD dEAdPoOL
RiskyHandjob: You're all giving me a fucking seizure stop
Ketssup??: Shut the fuck Mr. I hate chocolate
MonochromeDeadpool: WHAT???
(Yes officer, this man right here-)
RiskyHandjob: I LIKE CHOCOLATE YOU FUCKING BABY MAGIKARP I JUST LIKE OTHER SWEETS MORE
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: M-Mustard-Senpai is B-Babeyyyy~! ûwû úwù <333333
RiskyHandjob: WHAT THE FUCK
BloodKink: Ewww
Raphael: AAAAAAAAA
Ketssup??: C U R S E D
MagicMike: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU JUST BROUGHT UPON THIS CURSED LAND-
MonochromeDeadpool: Hot
(nO stOP iT)
VapeCloud: And this is why I drink.
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(A/N: 1. I'm sorry if this chapter made you uncomfortable :(, 2. Todoroki kept referring to the 1-B kids with their full names since it's like a headcanon of mine that he does it to better remember people, 3. I always get so uncomfortable when I remember Mustard and I are the same age.)