Ariana Grande: bitch y'all are dryer than Selenas vocals at the VMAS...
Kendall Jenner: wheres the lie?
Zayn Malik: Clearly nowhere to be found since it's true, girly can't sing a single note without a voice crack
Ariana Grande: i-
Kylie Jenner: ZAYN BAHAHAHEKSJSKS
Ariana Grande: i'm fucking bored let's add some entertainment!
Ariana Grande has added CardiB to the chat!
Kylie Jenner: omg Ariana why'd you add a clown into the chat?
Drake: this bitch ain't no clown, she the whole circus 🤡
CardiB: fuck y'all, diss track coming on y'all untalented asses
Kylie Jenner: yet 'thank u, next' (the song) outsold your whole album, plus, i'm talented at being a good Mom, unlike your fish stank ass..
Kendall Jenner: Get her uncultured ass sis!
Ariana Grande: whew, thank u ky <3
Drake: Who would have thought Arianas experimental album would be a Grammy Winning album? shii
Ariana Grande: thank u sm
Shawn Mendes: hi, i finished recording one of my new songs, what happened?
Ariana Grande: nothing much, we gassed the fuck out of Cardi but that's really it.
CardiB: Ariana we all know 'I Like It' outsold your Taylor Swift wannabe anthem.
Shawn Mendes: alright then, let's make it even spicier since this bitch wanna talk on your name like this..
Shawn Mendes added Nicki Minaj to the chat!
CardiB is typing...
Ariana Grande is typing...
Justin Bieber is typing...
Justin Bieber: Shawn I know you did not ju-
Nicki Minaj: so, Cardi bitch I heard you're talkin bout Ariana without manners, not surprised..
Ariana Grande: hii babyyyyy :)
CardiB: y'all do too much, bitch can't even sing.
Nicki Minaj: bitch bye, go take care of your daughter!! Also while you're at it, buy more condoms so there's no more mistakes regarding your payola life, MWAH, XOXO
CardiB has left the chat!
Nicki Minaj: that's what I fuckin thought.
Rihanna: anna ou-
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hii, i actually like the way this turned out, sorry for not updating in a bit.. I'll be more motivated once I get more viewers but oh well.. Also I hope I didn't offend anyone with the condom thing, thanks for reading :))