Credit (lvkeshem)
Ashton: Calum is curled up on the couch asleep, tired after a long recording session. You and your best friend Ashton are bored out of your minds so you decide to have a little fun. You crawl along the wooden floor, making your way to where Calum is resting. You pop up behind the couch and poke him in the cheek, ducking back down when he opens one eye in annoyance. Ashton is covering his mouth to keep in the giggles that are threatening to erupt and you put a finger to your lips. He takes his turn poking Calum, coming back down struggling not to laugh out loud. You slowly peek at Calum, who's closed his eyes again. This time you give him a light slap to the face, and he shoots up from his position and grabs your hand, causing you to let out a scream. Now Ashton's giggles are in full blast, and he's lying on the floor laughing and letting out a snort once or twice.
"Now listen here", Calum says in a mock-threatening voice. "I need my beauty sleep and I can't get that with you two little rascals running around and slapping the shit out of me. Touch me again and I will end you."
You pull back your hand, giggling as Calum lays back down on the couch. Ashton looks at you with a glint in his eye, unspoken understanding between you two. He slowly moves around to the other side of the couch and counts down from three on his fingers. At the last second you both slap Calum as hard as you can, one hand on each cheek.
"Hey!" he yells jumping up, causing you to scream and run away with Calum not far behind you. Ash grabs your hand, breaking into a run. As you turn your head running, you swear you can see a smile on Calum's face.
Michael: You're holding Michael's phone, keeping the camera trained on him as he runs towards Ashton with a banana in hand.
"BANANA CAM" he yells, attacking his bandmate.
"What are you doing?" Ashton screeches as he gets hit repeatedly in the face with the smushy banana.
You cut off the video as you are laughing too hard to keep the camera still and sit down on the floor, holding your stomach as giggles continue to erupt. Michael sits down next to you, grinning so hard that his cheeks look like they could stretch off his face. He leans in and whispers "Do you want a go?" You nod vigorously as you trade him the phone for the banana.
You hide the fruit under your shirt as you approach Ashton again, with Michael filming a few steps away.
"Ash?" you say quietly sitting down next to him.
"What's up" he says, turning to you.
You lean in closer as if you're about to tell him a secret, then in a flash you whip out the banana and smack him in the face with it, screaming "BANANA CAM".
Ashton rubs his cheek where the offending fruit had struck him. "Guys what the hell?"
You laugh and give him a hug, feeling a tiny bit guilty as he looks at you with wide eyes. "Sorry, but you just made our instagram videos incredible."
"I've just posted both of them", Michael calls from the other side of the room, holding up his phone.
Ashton checks his instagram and watching his videos, letting out a few chuckles. "Okay I forgive you. Only because the videos are funny and the fans are loving them."
Luke: You and your boyfriend Luke like to show some PDA once in a while, and it really doesn't bother anyone except Michael. At first he teased the both of you about it, which annoyed the hell out of the two of you, so you made a game out of it. Now whenever Michael is around you pounce on Luke and you proceed to make out with him (or vice versa), usually causing Michael to scream and shield his face, or he throws the nearest object at you.
Today is no different. You're hanging out with the boys when Michael suddenly says "'Why don't [Y/N] and Luke show any PDA smh are they even together?'"
"What the fuck?" Luke says, looking at his bandmate.
"Did you just say 'smh' in real life?" Calum says incredulously.
Michael shrugs and looks up from his phone. "It was a tweet from a fan. Go on twitter and see what I responded with."
You all simultaneously take out your phones and open the Twitter app. You find Mikey's profile and see his most recent tweet: a picture of you and Luke. You're pressed up against a wall and Luke is leaning against you, and although your figures are in shadow, anyone could tell that you're kissing each other. You look up at Michael, then Luke, then back at Michael, unsure of whether to handle the situation as a joke or as a serious matter. The decision is made for you when Luke pipes up. "We can recreate this picture if you want", he says with a smirk, and you laugh, grabbing his face and pulling him in for a kiss. All the boys groan as Luke deepens the kiss and Michael shouts "If you two don't separate immediately I'm never talking to either of you again!" You ignore his pleas and Ashton gets up from his seat.
"Jesus", Ashton groans. "Let's get out of here before they have sex with each other."
Calum: You're laying on top of your boyfriend with one of your arms hanging off the side of the couch and both of his around your waist. You're watching Luke and Michael play Fifa on the big screen TV but you're getting bored quickly. You decide to mess with Luke since he's your best friend in the band.
"Hey Luke", you say.
"What" he replies offhandedly, concentrating on the game.
"Watch out."
"Watch out for wha-" You interrupt him by launching yourself off of Calum and onto Luke, making him drop his controller.
"Hey!" he shouts, trying to free himself from your tight grip aground his waist. "I was about to score, [Y/N]!" You respond by tightening your hold on the broad boy, and Michael laughs as he scores a goal in the game. Luke gives up on freeing himself and focuses on getting the controller back in his hands. Calum sees what he's trying to do and gets to the controller first, tucking it down the front of his pants.
"Calum, what the fuck. Gross", Luke groans.
"If you want it come and get it", Calum retorts as Michael laughs, scoring goal after goal on FIFA. Luke shakes his head and looks at you, still holding on to him.
"Why'd you have to attack me? I lost because of you", he says, pouting as Michael cheers.
"I just wanted a cuddle", you say innocently, looking up at him.
"You have your boyfriend for that", Luke says,
Cal laughs and responds "Well its not like you would've won anyways. You suck at this game."