♡SUMMER♡
Non equestrian: "ah yes. Time to relax by the pool side to cool down"
Equestrian: "AHHHHHHHH! It's... so... HOT... I can't ride, I have to clean for hours outside, and the horses need to stay cool... oh god spiders are everywhere! The flysssss!" *dues from heat stroke*
☆SPRING☆
Non equestrian: "Oh yes all the flowers. So nice"
Equestrian: *frantically brushing winter coat off*
*sneezing from horse hair*
*looks through the thicc grass in pasture to find horse* ".....hello?"
"Ahhh! The rain!!! I can't with this mud! I'm slipping, my horse can slip... WHY MUST U ROLL IN THE MUD!?"
♧Fall♧
Non equestrian: "Oh... Crispy weather"
Equestrian: "...I am a chapped crispy boi... OH NO THE WINTER COAT IS STARTING TO SHOW!!"
《WINTER》
Non equestrian: "ah yes... the holidays" *sits by fire place drinking hot coco*
Equestrian: "cold cold cold cold... blanket blanket blanket blanket..."
*evil laughter as we put horse is Santa hat*
"Please... no snow..."
*yeetting much food* "this boi get chubby in winter to stay warm"
"So... fluffy..." *hugs horse*