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HEY THERE
I Love These Songs
I Need Help
Tagged!
Person I Drew
Video
Video made by the same people
Brendon Urie is best Pansexual
Who knew
SU Drawings I drew (yeet)
Oof I Forgot I Drew This
Who Wanna Play
I love my new pfp
Trench
More Drawings
I Got Bored And Drew This
How To Cry And Laugh Within The Same Three Minutes
Drawing someone else's OC
I Wish I Could Do This In My Maths Book
Another drawing I've drawn of one of @Zoespook 's OC
I Dare Ya
Should I Just Start An Art Book?
#ProteccRox
BEEP BEEP THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT-
#TEAMLOVE
New full name
The lonely Island
Brooklyn 99/Andy Samberg Is Such A Mood/Meme
Twenty One Pilots are....
TYLER JOSEPH
SisterLand By Linda Newbery
TERRY CREWZ
Me In The Future
Article 13
Da Little Girl
Idk what to name this
Here You Go
A Real Shitty Pickup Line
wElL fRrEaKiNg doNe-
Rox's "friend"
Tag thing
To People Who Haven't Watched 'The Santa Clarita Diet'
Well this year was something-
Wut-
fOoKiN' MeMeS
beep beep it's the bitch police-
why am i awake now????
friky frakin spam-
Out Of Context Louis Theroux
y'know-
OC shitpost-
Another OC shitpost
sPaM-
i lOvE rEfrIgeRaToRs-
*whispers* its free real estate-
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my dudes and dudettes
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O C S H I T P O S T
oC sHiTpOst-
nEw oC sHItPosT-
hey its another OC shitpost how nice-
NANI ANOTHER OC SHITPOST-
how the first murder went- (oc shitpost whaaaaaaa)
why are there so many shitposts????
oOf aN oC sHiTPoSt-
How I Express My Love-
wHy ARe tHeRe sO mANy????
OrIgIn sToRy-
more oc shitposts because i be bored-
s h i t -
'nother oc shitpost-
wow another one just stop-
mAxiMuM bURRitO cApACiTy-
wow another oc shitpost what a fucking surprise mate-
heyao3why-
allmyshitpostsarecrimesagainstgodhaveanother-
my classmates is so weird
hdhfhh
this queen i swear
okaylookmydudesibereadingtoomuchsr/nosleep-
anotheronebecauseiamfuckingbOrEd
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okaylookmydudesanotheroneshotnospacesintitlesbecausewhynot-
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SU OC-
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- The Red Ribbon -
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quizzes to distract myself from then everending pain i feel everyday-
cAuSe iM mR bRiGhTsIdE-
tHekIllErS
wonders
wonders: the sequel
hey beeches-
idk why i tagged these people but i thought they should know
Avengers memes-
MoAR aVeNgERs mEMeS????
hey how do you spell 'i'
you might be cool but,,,,,,, do you have c r i p p l i n g a n x i e t y ™
they say we're only 70% water-
well the other part of me wants²die-
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memes??? i have them???
hi mates oc shitposts are b a c k -
oc shitposts are f u n r i t e -
new OC's
idk anymore-
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describe yourself in pictures-
british culture is so strange-
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jwbdbjdshebjdkkklldbhevdhhfjsjahjsjuen R-rEd lIpSTicK iN mY wHiTe vAlENtInO bAg
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don't open your legs, open the b i b l e you sinful motherfuckers *finger guns*
OMS mates-
h e y w e l c o m e t o b i r m i n g h a m
ahhhh thanks peeps-
hey my dudes I've been reading too much Irondad/Spiderson fluff please help me-
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* if you suddenly got the powers of a god for a day, what would you do?
y e -
i t ' s a n o t h e r o n e -
o h h i m a r k
s o I' m s i t t i n t h e r e -
b a r b e q u e s a u s e o n m a h t i t t i e s -
o h h i g u y s
what even are titles I don't know what to do for them-
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
hHhhhHhHHHHHhhhhhHHhhhhh-
is anyone straight here in this household
*cries in hatred for Wattpad*
OWO OWO
the teachers in my school are great-
no one is straight in this household-
oof it's a new book
idk anymore-
transgender rights/ LGBT discrimination - Last week Tonight
hey guys this chapter is gonna be weird compared to every other chapter
back to normal
hawyeet-
what even are titles i can't think of them
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hey there my frens-
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I can't think of titles-
what even is my life anymore-
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Oof this is so sad
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h e m a d e a f u c k i n p u n -
I still love Bastille
-life my is even what
oof mood-
19 more fuckin chapters
some celebrity fanbases are s c a r y -
British slang American slang
British slang (I think or maybe it's just something my family and i do-) again-
c h e e k y n a n d o s
i found this and felt i needed to share it with all of you-
b i t c h b o i
hey Americans and Canadians-
far from home
sPoOdErMAn-
9 more fuckin chapters-
i ' m n o t a f r a i d -
Dr. Strange
Nick Fury
how sad
Urban Dictionary
I've failed as a girl-
t h a t h a t t h o -
h i t h e r e m y d u d e s a n d d u d e t t e s -
I FUCKIN DID IT YES

IvebeenreadingalotofIrondad/Spidersonandiwannawriteone- Part.1

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By SpeedwagonOnlyWaifu

It's a cliche but an amazing one that has a billion possibilities so here is a field trip Irondad one shot (told in Peter's perspective of course)

Mr Harrington walked into the chaotic room and, after getting silence, he announced we'd be having a field trip. Now I was getting excited! I wondered where we were going but then my excitement turned to surprise mixed with the lust for death as he said the trip was to none other than Stark industries.

Now if I didn't know the Avengers or work at Stark Industries, I would be so excited to go there but since I know it will be everyone's mission to embarrass me, especially da- I mean Mr. Stark.

Ned gasped. "We're finally seeing where you work it's gonna be great and amazing and-!"

"I can't believe you still believe that he's actually got an internship there!" Flash butt in. "It's obviously a lie. They only accept the best of the best aka me"

'Then why haven't you gotten a place!' I said... Well that's what I wanted to say but I couldn't make the words come out so it sounded more like

"Y-yeah! Well w-why haven't y-you gotten a p-place like there then huh?!"

God that was horrible what even was that? I thought, cringing at myself.

"Just stop you two and take your permission slips and return them within two days" Mr Harrington said, sounding fed up with us two.

"Okay" we both said.

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"I don't wanna come to the field trip!" I moaned (a/n that word prediction thing thought I would write softly after moaned and idk why but I took it sexually what have you done to me Wattpad???) while walking with Ned and MJ.

"Why not! It's gonna be great!" Ned exclaimed

If only you knew how embarrassing they will be. I thought

"If you don't tell your Auntie then I will tell her myself" MJ threatened

"Okay fine. I'll see if she agrees"

"Good."

Unfortunately, she did agree... Pretty reluctantly but still-

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~Fancy time skip thing~

"Peter! Wake up!" Auntie May whisper yelled "You're going to be late!"

"5 more hours please it feels like I've only been asleep for 5 minutes~" I said drowsily

"No you're going to be late!"

"Fine" I said slowly sitting up.

I looked at the date at I suddenly felt dread or panic or maybe both? I don't know but it wasn't a positive emotion. I literally jumped out of my bed and quickly got changed. Then, when I reached the kitchen, I reached for an apple and sprinted out yelling goodbye to Auntie May.

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When I reached my class, I saw that it was almost the end of registration and that Ned was gesturing for me to come over.

"Ah. Peter. Nice to see you've joined us today" Mr. Harrington said, ticking my name off

"You were almost late we could've gone without you!" Ned whispered to me

"Yeah. Sorry about that" I said with a laugh.

"Well now we get to go to Stark industries! Do you think we're gonna meet the members of the Avengers! God this is so cool!" Ned almost yelled

"Glad to know you're excited and I guess it is pretty cool"

Honestly, all of the Avengers have become like my second family and we've got each other's backs. It can be nice but Nat can be a bit... Well scary and over protective. Mr. Stark is a hopeless dad who doesn't know how to be a proper dad but still tries. The others are the childish and weird uncle's and auntie's. Loki is the one who will murder whoever hurts me. Mr. Stark might murder or fight them but Loki will definitely fight and murder.

"Hey Penis! Can't wait to meet your good buddy Mr. Stark. Oh wait, he won't know you because you don't have an internship there!" Flash shouted at me

I just kept my head down trying to ignore him. He didn't like that much

"Hey penis Parker! Are you listening to me?!" He bellowed (a/n the prediction thing thought I was gonna write gently next??? How do you bellow g e n t l y ? ? )

Just ignore him. I told myself.

Well that was a mistake because he picked me up by the collar of my shirt and before he could do or say anything it was time to board the coach. Flash dropped me onto the ground and I saw members of the class putting their phones away in disappointment.

"Hey you okay?" Ned asked, helping me up

"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks" I said with a smile

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We were given passes when we arrived at the tall and hi tec tower and we were introduced to our tour guide Belle who's also an intern who was known as the hopeless lesbian as she has a crush on another intern Sandy and everyone (including the Avengers) know apart from Sandy. Me and another Intern Jack have planned to get them together and we're thinking of putting it in action soon.

When she spotted me from the corner she gave me a small smile and a shy wave and I gave the gesture back. We were and still are good friends as we both started at the same time and we're both nervous trainwrecks so we got along nicely.

"O-okay! So I'm Belle your tour guide for the day and I'm here t-to show you around!" She started nervously

I gave her a reassuring smile and she took a deep breath and carried on.

"I should tell you all the different types of badges first. There are 5 levels of badges! White, the ones you have, are for level 1-2 visitors or press. Blue is level 2-3 who are low level interns, green is 4-5 who are middle class interns, 6-7 is for business partners and employees working here, red 8-9 is only for the Avengers and silver is 10! Only for Mrs Potts and Tony Stark! I hope you all understand. Now come over here and please scan your passes and F.R.I.D.A.Y will verify them!" She explained

"Oh and I almost forgot! Mr. Stark's personal assistant also has a level 10 pass!" She added, giving me a wink.

After the explanation and that useless addition, Belle moved out of the way and let put a long, slow breath then looked over at me and smiled and gave a look saying 'look! I did it! Aren't you proud!' and gave a thumbs up.

Flash being the confident person he is went first and scanned his card.

"Eugene Thompson. Level 1, Visitor." F.R.I.D.A.Y announced, which made me jump a bit

Little did I know, Flash had taken my pass and I had only realized when I was the last to go. I panicked and kept searching around and checking in my bag. That's when I saw a little shine amongst the darkness in my bag. Welp. I have no other choice.

I grabbed the Silver pass and scanned it.

"Peter Parker, level 10. Well come back! Nice to see you using the main entrance for once! Would you like me to alert Mr. Stark of your arrival?"

"Oh god no please no I'm just here with my school."

"Are you sure?"

"Y-yes!"

"Contacting Mr. Stark..."

"Wait wut- no sToP pLeasE!!" I pleaded

"Mr. Stark contacted. Good luck Peter!"

"I hate and love you so much F.R.I.D.A.Y" I said taking my pass and walking to my class.

"How the hell does Penis Parker a s i l v e r pass??" Flash asked

"He's Mr. Stark's personal assistant? I thought you lot knew" Belle interrupted. "Wait. What did you just call him?" She said, he tone suddenly becoming deadly

"P-peter Parker!"

"I don't think so" A voice behind Belle said

I looked around Belle and saw Mr. Stark and Nat we're there. And they were giving Flash death stares.

"Bullying is not tolerated you all have two strikes."  Natasha hissed " And you. Have one more strike left bitch"

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