Gray:
Juvia: I wish to be the godmother!!
Lucy: I wonder if his stripping habits are hereditary...
Natsu: It doesn't matter because our kids are going to kick his son's butt!
Erza: No they won't! Not with my daughter around!
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Bickslow:
Freed: (y/n) I beg of you, control your kids!
But my son's right here.
Freed: *points at your husband and daughter* Those kids.
Awww, did they prank you again ?
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Laxus:
Makarov: Ahh, a great grandchild finally.... Still as stubborn as laxus.
Mira: It sure does look a lot like him too!
Makarov: And now we have an heir to the guild, let's hope that dark past doesn't repeat.
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Gajeel:
Levy: I didn't think I'd be the godmother of three kids!
Lucy: Me neither! How did they manage to have so many!
Levy: It says here in this book-
Lucy: NO!
Panther lily: It doesn't matter anymore now that I can finally sleep at night.
Lucy and levy: ......
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Jellal:
Erza: I SHALL BE THE BEST AUNT IN THE WORLD!
Angel: Perfect! Because he panics every time he can't find his kids! He called us every time.
Cobra: Under the coffee table.
Richard: Behind the curtains.
Natsu: How'd he manage this far ? One time he called me over to find his daughter, who was behind a teddy bear.
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Midnight:
Imagine a scenario where natsu and Lucy hear about midnight and rush over to meet the 'demon spawns'.
Natsu: *bursts through with dramatic entrance* Heywecametovisit! Let's see those kids!!
Midnight: *dead pans* Really ?
Natsu: Oh c'mon! We brought ours over too!
Midnight: I see that, as in the dizzy boy on your shoulder ? And Lucy panting behind you with a little girl ?
Natsu: Yep! Now introduce us to your spawns!
Midnight:*Sigh* First jellal and Angel, now you ? I get it, I have kids. What of it ?
Natsu: I'm gonna keep bugging you until you show me!
Midnight: Fine, Malachi! Elias! Come down here!
Boys: Coming! *teleported* Yes father ?
Lucy and natsu: *staring in shock*
Lucy: My. Goodness.
Natsu: THEY WERE RIGHT! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TWINS!
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Sting:
Yukino: Does sting~kun even know how to take care of a child ?
Sting: I took care of Rogue and he only bit me once!
Minerva: Yep, I'm going to be the aunt, and the babysitter, and the godmother, and the teacher
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Rufus:
Orga: Why does their family portrait look like an old photo of a royal family ?
Rogue: Ummm.... No clue, but i think they purposely dressed their son in a suit.
Dobengal: He's a pretty gentleman like kid.
Sting: Do you think that kid will inherit his magic ?
Rogue: Let's hope.... Not.
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Future rogue:
Rogue: Didn't think I'd be the uncle of 3 kids, why do I have a feeling one of them will be evil ?
Sting: I don't know but I'm gonna teach this blonde one how to pick up ladies!
Yukino: Stop trying to turn them into you!
Minerva: I like this little one! He's so cute!
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