While You Were Busy Being Het...

By Octocrow

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Iida starts a group chat for Class 1-A to socialize, keep in touch, and to go over schoolwork! He honestly sh... More

Chapter 1- Iida you idiot.
Chapter 2- Resident Pining Gays
Chapter 3- Spoooooky
Chapter 4- YEAH YEAH YEAH
Chapter 6- Cute Boys
Chapter 7- Happy Cowboy Hours
Chapter 8- Shinsou's a nervous wreck
Chapter 9- March 22nd Special Sorta and kinda depressed Shinsou??
Chapter 10- Life's a Party, You're a Boy
Chapter 11- Invasion
Chapter 12- 5:32 pm
Chapter 13- Friend Date
Chapter 14- I See All These People That Love Me But I Still Feel Alone
Chapter 15- It Really is You, You Bastard!
Chapter 16- Life is Strange
Chapter 17- Shinsou's got a fan
Chapter 18- Get in Losers, We're Going Shopping Pt. 1
Ch. 19- The Shinsou Protection Squad
Ch. 20- Get in Losers, We're Going Shopping Pt. 2
Smithereens.
Ch. 21- Get in Losers, We're Going Shopping (END)
Ch. 22- Cat Cafés and Crippling Crushes
Ch. 23- Purple Guzma Has Nervous Vomits
Ch. 24- Just Some Really Flirty Bois
Ch. 25- Tamaki Drinks the Tea Kirishima Spills
Ch. 26- Skirts and Some Gay 1-B
When the Day Met The Night.
Ch. 27- Supernatural Whores
Ch. 28- Fly Me To The Moon
Ch. 29- Dragon boy loves the beach! Who knew?
Ch. 30- Tit-Smith & Bone Daddy vs. Piss Gremlin & Shiny Metapod
Ch. 31- Kaibara the Rights Gremloblin Is At It Again.
Ch. 32- Not. Cool. Dudes.
Ch. 33- Kuroiro is in, Lads.
Ch. 34- Touya didn't poison the food, he pinkie promised!
Ch. 35- Totally unrelated, but I wanna say Spinner's beautiful and I love him
Ch. 36- "There's a fucking ninja turtle on our couch Ojirou-"
Ch. 37- Iida Threatens Someone and it's Hot
Ch. 38- CITRUS ASSUALT, BITCHES!
Ch. 39- Fellas, is it gay to fall for a Crusty hoe?
A/N: Sibling Time!
Ch. 40- That Wasn't Very Fetch of You-
Ch. 41- Hidokina is Horny on Main
Ch. 42- Kirishima Fucking Kills Someone in the name of His Bro
Ch. 43- I'm So Lost In You.. and All That You Do
Ch. 44- That Moment When Your Lil Bro Gains a Crush on Your Friend 😔👊
Ch. 45- Scrawny Motherfucker With A Cool Hairstyle
Ch. 46- Ace Alligators, Demi-Doughnuts, And Polyamorous Prince Sidon
Ch. 47- Be Polite, Be Efficient, And Don't Have a Plan to Kill Everyone You Meet
"It's My Ass-Kicking Oufit, Bitch." - Kaibara Sen
Ch. 48- The Poisonous Black Body of Touya Todoroki
Ch. 49- Her Coupon Game is So fUCKING RAW-
Ch. 50- I've Been Ghosting
Ch. 51- Where Will I Go When The Only Home I've Known Is Ashes Now?
Ch. 52- It's Alright, It's Okay
A/N: QnA!
Ch. 53- He's Not The Villain He Appears to Be
Ch. 54- Wanna Smash?
Ch. 55- Namae wo Yobu yo (Anata no Namae wo)
Ch. 56- It's All Up To You!
Ch. 57- When a Tiger Boy Gives You Arm Slings
Ch. 57.5- Platonic Bakushin For The Soul
Ch. 58- I Wish Shinsou Was My Mom (+ACTUAL Platonic Bakushin)
Ch. 59- No Brain Cells Gang
Ch. 60- Stand by Me
A/N: GOOD MORNING Y'ALL

Chapter 5- A Disaster Pan and a Purple Gay

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By Octocrow

NAME KEY:
*look in previous chapters lmao*
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Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: y'all

Norbert: Agreed. Ojirou was pretty fuckin sick during lunch.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: I wasn't that great!

Leon "the S stands for sexy" Skennedy: Wow I didn't think it was possible to commit lies and slander on yourself but here we are

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Askdksjsidnw

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: That's disaster pansexual for "shit u right"

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: shshshshsh

Lemon Boy: Well, you didn't totally fucking suck at least.

RockHard™️: owo What's this?? Is Bakugou...

Ada Wong: Complimenting someone??

Fucknugget: The end is near. Not with a bang, but with Bakugou being...nice

Candyman: There's been a disturbance. Kirishima's probably rubbing off on him.

Lemon Boy: ABSISSHISBDISNAIS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU
Lemon Boy: FUCKING EXTRAS.

RockHard™️: He just muted the chat and aggressively shoved his phone in his pocket. Now he's pouting with his arms crossed and everything.

Norbert: As a witness, I can confirm.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: I'm,,honoured??? Tysm Bakugou?????
Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: I've never felt so touched-

RockHard™️: He said he's going to kill you when he sees you again.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Understandable have a nice day.

~Shishtar Shparkles~: Mon ami, we still have some time before class starts again, you can go ahead and put your ukulele back in your room.~

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Oh you're right! Thank All Might.

~Shishtar Shparkles~: Yes, yes, well, mind if I join you?~

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: I don't see why not.

Norbert: Kek

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Kek

In the Arms of an Angel: What did you two do this time?

Norbert: Nothing you can prove >:3c

Purity uwu: :/

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Ojirou's POV

Aoyama and I are quickly making our way to the dorm rooms, I'm speed-walking and he seems to be almost skipping, if it weren't for the normal hop in his step, I would've thought something was up.

Little did I know, something was up.

"Soooo~"
"oh no."

Aoyama did his..mischievous little knowing giggle...I like him and all but he scares me sometimes.

"Madame Mina told me~" he winked in my direction, placing a hand on his waist as we both slowed our pace. Mine out of shock and his just to match mine.

"how did she know?" I asked with wide eyes, my tail was stiff and as straight as a frat boy, the fur at the end of it spiked up an curling.

"Monsieur, you forget that Madame Hagakure is her girlfriend~" Aoyama giggled once more, it almost felt like he was mocking me. Damn Frenchman...

"of course... I should have never trusted her..." I sigh and smack the palm of my hand to my forehead, a loud 'slap!' heard clearly even through the moderately busy hallway. My tail now relaxed a bit more, hanging close to the floor and wagging slowly from nerves.

Aoyama patted my shoulder gently and rested it on top, gripping his well-manicured fingers on it almost gingerly. I looked up to him, my shoulders hanging as low as my tail once I saw the look in his eye. Anyone who didn't know Aoyama would've just thought he had a happy sparkle in his eye, but no, that was a sparkle of malintent and sadism.

I felt the color drain from all over my body and center in my chest in fear as he spoke quietly so only I could hear.

"Did you really think you could keep this secret forever?~ I am the master of match-making, mon ami~. I see everything." He said with his regular smile. All of his words were in their normal exaggerated tone, except the last sentence...I was honestly terrified of what he thought he could do to "make this match".

"I-It's really just a small crush! Nothing to go crazy over! I don't need help!" I wave my hands vigorously in front of me with a trembling and nervous smile on my face. Aoyama only raised a well groomed eyebrow at me, the twinkle in his eye becoming brighter at my embrassament. I felt his grip on my shoulder tighten as well. That can't be good.

"Well, well, well, speak of the devil~ I must go now, mon cher~. Au Revoir!~~" he said quickly before shoving me forcefully into another person and speeding off as fast as his laser would take him. I grunt and grip my ukulele case protectively, making no effort to push off of the person I was just pushed into until I registered what had just happened.

"That evil croissant man..." I mumble as I try to back away from the person only to find my tail was instinctively wrapped around the former person, tightly. I quickly straighten out my tail and jump backwards, bowing immediately to the other person to apologize, never getting even a glimpse of their face.

"I'm sorry, my friend must have pushed me into you accidentally! Please forgive the both of us..." I say quickly.

"Uhm...it's alright..? No need to apologize..." I freeze at the familiar and deeply tired voice. I think back to what Aoyama said before blasting off.

"Speak of the devil~"

I shoot my head up instantly and look at the beautiful insomniac before me. The heat of my body once again escapes me to center all around my heart, squeezing it as well as filling my lungs with stone. I feel my face and ears grow hot as I look at Shinsou with wide eyes. It seems he's also blushing, looking slightly past me to avoid eye contact and scratching the back of his neck nervously.

"Oh..uh, hello Shinsou..." I say looking to the side shyly. When we look back, our eyes meet and we're instantly glued in eachother's gazes. Dear god I just want to kiss him already.

"Hey..Ojirou.." he greets weakly and clears his throat, rubbing and scratching the back of his neck a bit faster with stiff and limited movement. "Uhm...nice performance in lunch today...I didn't know you were really good at ukulele." He says slowly.

I feel jolts of electricity shoot throughout my veins at his compliment. I could feel my legs shaking subtly beneath me. "Ah! Thank you so much! And um...it was nice seeing you sing along to the songs...you looked like you were having a nice time..." I smile genuinely at him, my tail was beginning to wag. Oh please not now...

Shinsou noticed the obvious movement behind me and chuckled. Music to my ears.

"Well, I'm glad I was able to be of some service..." he smiled tiredly at me. We both relaxed at the decreasing amount of tension in our atmosphere, I even took a step closer to him.

"So, I-"
"I'm sorry." He blurts out.

I instantly see his face turn a light pink as he realizes what he said. "Sorry? For what??" I look at him, cocking my head slightly to the side. My tail had stopped it's wagging now and was wrapped around my leg.

"The Sports Festival... I never apologized for it...and I'm really sorry..." he spoke progressively quieter until he was talking in almost incomprehensible mumbles. It was clear that we wasn't used to this, so the fact that he felt strongly enough to apologize to Ojirou about it made him feel... special.

"Hey, it's fine! You were only using your quirk to help you win in the tournament. Although I would have said yes if you asked anyways... I appreciate you apologizing though!" I flashed him a bright smile and his face flushed even more if that was even possible.

"Well..cool...I was scared you wouldn't accept it..I wouldn't have blamed you though." He smiled up at me, his normally dull and purple eyes looking down and shining a bright violet at me. "I'm..glad we could get past this." We both nod.

"...well I should head to cla-"

"CanIhaveyournumber?"

"..what??"

I take a deep breath and repeat myself. "Can I have your number? So we can like...talk and..stuff."

This seemed to catch Shinsou's attention as his head snapped up to look at me and then he frantically started looking in his pockets for some paper and a writing utensil.

"Uh- Yeah- just let- me-" he pat himself down awkwardly. I smile softly and hand him a sheet of my own paper and my owl pencil. He bows stiffly before writing down his number and handing it to me.

"So yeah..call me." He gives me a thumbs up and I smile in return as he walks away quickly.
I almost collapse on the spot, letting out a long breath that I had no idea I was holding. I look excitedly at the note in my hand and immediately fall in love with him all over again....wait my ukulele I forgot I need to put it back before class starts-

I begin sprinting down the hallway, failing to notice a certain set of purple eyes looking at me.

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Group chat between Where'd ya come from Where'ya go, ~Shishtar Shparkles~, and Norbert

Norbert: Did you take care of the problem?

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Yeah, did you?

~Shishtar Shparkles~: Let's just say, I may have done more than just that~~

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