Destiel One-shots

By LaurenABlack

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Funny Destiel one-shots!! Also Headcannons, Oneshots about Dean and Sam's brotherhood, and little rants about... More

Meet The Cast
Mood Rings, An Angel, and A Tease
The Moose Is Done
Pajamas
Avril Lavigne
Photos
Castiel and TV
Freckles
Bees, Wasps, and Other Stinging Insects
References
Nicknames
Thank You Taylor Swift
Cameras See All
Possessed By Gwen Stefani
Secret Affair
Dean Winchester.
Pie
Rejected By The Moose
Donkey Kong Is An Assbutt
Bobby Singer
Bae
Nightmares
Normal?
Sitting On The Dock
The Trickster Leads To Good Things
Pain
Tapes
Attention
Missing Something?
Stupid Dean
Top or Bottom?
Strip
Shot
A Wedding Surprise
Confessions
Your Mission
Ambushed
Friends
Princess
Viva Las Gaygas
Viva Las Gaygas Part 2
Who Randomly Did Who
Did You Just Han Solo Me?
Just Funny Pictures
Headcannon
The LAST Episode
S.O.B. No HoMo
Brotherhood
Reunion
Traveling Soldier Song Oneshot
Sleeping
Saving Dean
Destiel Rant.
Dean's Date. Cas's Date. No Relation.
Gabe and Cas and Their Humans
John Winchester
Cas and Crowley, the Teenage Girls
Morning, Cas
Stupid Pastries
1941 video
Six Months Old
G. I. Winchester
The Supernatural Club
The Supernatural Club Part 2
Winchesters Don't Say "I Love You"
The Winchesters are so gay......
Run Away
Supply Closets Can Be Fun
Wedding Plans
Charlie ex Machina
Dibs
Cuddle
Sabriel
Stressed Out
My Headcannons
Musicals
Headcanons I Found
Meet The Parents
Pen Pals
Say Anything
Crazy
Winchester Initiation
Drunk Cas is Fun Cas
It's Season 16 and Somebody's Coming Out Of The Closet
Dean, the Mama Bear
Crowley
Merry Christmas Sammy
We Know, Guys. We've Always Known.
Jimmy NO.
Breakfast Recipe For Disaster
Hey Jude
Christmas at the Bunker
Cas on the Left
Scars
Bo Burnham
Destiel Acting Out Imagine Your OTP Prompts
This is What Happens When Sabriel Robs a Candy Store
More Headcannons I Found (Plus Memes)
Family Dinner
Prank War
Angel Love Prevents Nightmares
Pestered By Families
Pestered By Families Part 2
Sharp Dressed Man
Anniversary
Cas's Secret Is Out
Torturing Balthazar
This Is What Happens When Team Free Will Is Left Alone
Misha!
Just Do It
Breakfast
Sure
I'll Drive
Road Trip
Sam is Done Being Subtle
Boondock Baby
What's More Important? Your Mission, or Your Family?
What They Said vs. What It Means
Party
Sariel's Paperwork
Happy Birthday Dean Winchester
Magic Mike
Tall Tales
Jealousy
Dear Cas
Different This Time
Never. Watch. SPN. With. Your. Parents.
A Kiss
In Honor of Lebanon
Football
Terms of Endearment
Game Night
We're So Screwed
Strippers, Sammy. We are on an actual case involving Strippers. Finally.
Band Geeks
This is Why Jack Shouldn't Go To Parties
Prom
YOU SHOT ME.
Season 20
Lilo and Stitch Led To A Sobbing Moose
Punk and Nerd
Valentine's Day
Breaking Dr. Phil
Double Date
Jensen's Parents
Bartenders and Breakups
Vicki and Danneel
Don't Talk About It
The Ma'lak box
Healing
The Story of Gabriel
Just Answer The Question, Dean.
Lily Flowers
The New Shadow
Episodes I Really Want
Wanna Talk About It?
Sam Winchester's Lovers
That Night
Snow!
Cas Does The Chores
Unspoken
A Smile And A Laugh
Three Dads
DEEEEEEAAAANN, That Kills People!
If The Pizza Man Truly Loves His Babysitter....
Cardigan Keep Away
Soulmates Are Key
Regret
Sabriel's Love Child
Supernatural, Meet Lucifer
Hands
Don't. Touch. The. Angel.
Domestic Destiel, Doing Normal Things
Family's There For You, Through Good And Bad
Saturdays
Random AU I Can't Stop Thinking About
Prisoners
Prisoners Part 2
Fatherly Advice
I Met Someone
I Met Someone Part 2
Ellie
Castiel and Crowley
Break up
PTA Dads
It's Finally Broken
And They Were Soulmates
The Phone
He Prayed
The Pharmacy
"I love you"
"I love you" Part 2

Mary Found Out

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By LaurenABlack


Mary was wandering the bunker. She was still new to the place, and was trying to figure it all out. The bunker, her boys, the fact that Dean was obviously dating an angel even if he wouldn't admit to it, the list went on.

Dean and Cas were currently out on a beer run, and Sam was holed up in his room, so Mary took the opportunity to search through the bunker's library.

She wasn't sure what she was looking for, exactly. She was just curious. The Men of Letters kept everything extremely tidy and well organized, but Sam and Dean had been living here for a few years now, and it was clear that the Winchester had left their mark on the place.

Mary opened up one of the filing cabinets in the library, glancing boredly at the file labels until one caught her eye.

Tucked at the back of the cabinet was a newer looking file labeled 'Documents and other crap'.

Somehow Mary got the feeling that the Men of Letters hadn't left that one. So she snagged the folder, sat down at a table, and opened it up.

Inside were a few pieces of paper that Mary was surprised to see still existed. Her marriage certificate to John, Sam and Dean's birth certificates, the original paperwork for the Impala, social security cards- important documents that no longer held any meaning in the Winchester's lives, but they were still kept.

Then there were lists. Coded lists documenting the combinations to various safes, the locations of safe houses and storage lockers full of cursed items, lore books, and weaponry- everything John, Bobby, and Rufus had compiled over the years. Some places had been violently scratched out, and Mary was left to wonder what had happened to make the places unsafe.

She continued to flip through, smiling softly as pictures emerged. Old faded photos of her and John, of Sam and Dean when they were kids. There was one slightly burned picture of Sam, Dean, Cas, Bobby, and two women Mary didn't know. But Bobby was in a wheelchair, and Cas looked like a soldier. Mary noted the arm Dean had wrapped around the younger woman, and she couldn't help but wonder who she was. Mary had a vague idea of what had probably happened to the women, but she still wanted to know.

Another picture. A snapshot of Dean, Sam, Bobby, and more people Mary didn't know sitting around a poker table at what looked like a bar. The women from the other photo were present, and so was a man with a mullet hairstyle, and an old man. They were all smiling, laughing, pointing fingers or having arms wrapped around each other. It was a rare happy moment caught in the hunting life, and Mary made a note to ask her boys about it.

Mary smiled and set the pictures aside, turning to the next document. She frowned at it. They were divorce papers, for Sam, and some woman named Becky Rosen.

Who was Becky Rosen?

Sam had never mentioned being married before. Becky's name had never been mentioned before- who was Becky? 

Mary glanced at the next document, only to be greeted with the image of her son's mugshots. 

They'd been arrested?? She scanned through the police report. Multiple accounts of murder, credit card fraud, impersonating a federal agent, grave desecration, robbery, kidnapping, breaking and entering, the list just went on.

There were warrants for her boys' arrest- they'd been on the FBI's most wanted list! Mary was starting to think she didn't know Sam and Dean as well as she thought she had.

There was even an old arrest record for Dean for stealing from a gas station when he was only sixteen.

Mary started setting aside the documents that she wanted answers about.

And then the last document in the folder showed up, and Mary snapped.

It was a birth certificate for a boy named Adam Milligan, who had a very familiar person as his father.

Mary let the document drop from her hands and she launched to her feet, storming for Sam's room.

"SAMUEL WINCHESTER!" She declared, barging in. The moose jumped, alarmed at the intrusion.

"Yeah?" He asked, confused and slightly scared.

"Who the hell is Kate Milligan?" She demanded.

"Who?" Sam frowned.

"KATE. MILLIGIAN." Mary repeated. "Mother of Adam Milligan." Sam paled.

"Shit," He swore, diving past Mary and running out of the room. Mary followed him.

"Get back here!" She yelled. "And when were you married?!?!"

"That is a long story," Sam admitted, pausing.

"Who the hell is Becky Rosen??" Mary demanded.

"A crazy fangirl who drugged me with a love potion, it's complicated," Sam started, his eyes wide. He should've known that there was no way he and Dean could keep so many secrets about their past from their mother, but he had hoped there were a few secrets she'd never find out.

"Why was Dean arrested when he was sixteen?!" Mary questioned. Mary was mad. Pissed. Infuriated. And Sam had very little experience with an angry Mary Winchester, but at the current moment in time, she was a terrifying creature that looked ready to rip him to shreds, and Sam was tripping over his feet in an attempt to get away.

She was scary. 

"B-because he lost the money Dad gave us for food, so he tried to steal bread and peanut butter so I wouldn't go hungry, but he got caught and sent to a home for like a month," Sam offered.

"And John LET THAT HAPPEN?" Mary seemed to grow twice as large in her enraged state, and Sam stumbled back with a squeak. 

"Yes?" He guessed. Mary only looked more angry now.

"WHO THE FUCK WAS KATE MILLIGAN?" She asked again.

"I don't know! Dad had an affair with her when we were kids! Adam is-was- their son, but he died and she died, and then Adam came back and then Dean and I abandoned him in the Cage with Michael, I'm sorry!"

"What's going on?" Dean's voice asked. Mary's head snapped up towards the bunker's entrance, where Dean and Cas were standing, looking confused. Sam was cowering on the bunker floor as MAry stood over him, still pissed.

"DEAN. RUN." Sam yelped. "She found out about all the stuff we didn't want her too and she's pissed!"  Dean's eyes widened.

"What stuff?" Cas asked. "Like Sam's affair with the demon?"

"WHAT?" Mary snapped. 

"SHit, just run!" Sam shouted. "DEAN, RUN BEFORE SHE FINDS OUT I SHOT YOUR DAUGHTER!" 

"His WHAT!??!" 

"Crap, GO GO GO!" Dean declared, shoving Cas out the door as Sam scrambled up the stairs and ran out after them.

Cas stood and watched as Sam and Dean bolted out of the bunker, screaming, and just kept running.

And he watched as Mary Winchester stormed out of the bunker a minute later, and chased after them.

"Humans are weird," Cas muttered. 

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