A/N: ok so two things: first of all, please look at last chapter's instagram post to understand this chapter
Also: i can't get aecha's texts to show up on the right side of the screen as intended and i've given up so enjoy this cursive mess
domedoyoung
fuck you mean you'd rather stay single
blessmeaecha
i mean
i'd rather die than marry either of you
osakaprince
wait what did i miss
domedoyoung
just aecha being a lil BITCH
blessmeaecha
sorry i didn't quite catch you son-in-law looking ass
tytracktytrack
uhm i feel offended too
jojojohnny
taeyong ur username gets me every time lmao
jeffreyhyun
lmfao i didnt see doyoungs post and was SO confused
domedoyoung
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in
themarklee
you're a navy seal????
blessmeaecha
lmfao no mark it's a meme
themarklee
oh i knew that of course haha
jeffreyhyun
anyway aecha stop lying in ur insta comments
blessmeaecha
idk what you're talking about and I refuse to ask
jojojohnny
well you just kinda did
tenoutoften
y'all fuckinnnnnnnn
blessmeaecha
can you like
not
domedoyoung
with all due respect, eww
tenoutoften
i wasn't talking about you two
jeffreyhyun
oh shit this is getting intense
blessmeaecha
well I'M not sleeping with anyone
so doyoung x taeyong is real after all
winwinwin
congrats guys <3
tytracktytrack
yeah issa no
jeffreyhyun
why the fuck you lyiiiiiiiin
osakaprince
very outdated meme
jeffreyhyun
wait yuta you were supposed to back me up
osakaprince
this just seems unnecessary tho and i dislike making people uncomfortable
blessmeaecha
yuta's a real one
themarklee
oh btw how was your lunch at mcdonalds aecha?
i saw you there on my way home but didn't want to annoy you or anything
blessmeaecha
aww mark very sweet of you, it was nice
tenoutoften
you'd rather go alone than invite me??
fakeeeee
themarklee
she wasn't alone, taeyong kept her company
jojojohnny
...
jeffreyhyun
...
domedoyoung
lmfao fucking exposed
blessmeaecha
mark lee istg i like you but right now i wanna throw you off a cliff
tenoutoften
*sips tea*
tytracktytrack
could y'all stop being childish for a sec
osakaprince
tbh i agree going to fkin mcdonalds aint that deep
winwinwin
mcdonalds is second base!
tenoutoften
bless your soul winwin
jeffreyhyun
case fucking closed though
blessmeaecha
Jung YoonOh i will proceed to give one of your stalkers your number,
torture you relentlessly and then make you go on a date with her naked
if you don't immediately stop this bullshit thank you very much
domedoyoung
you tell 'em girl
jojojohnny
that scares me and it's not even directed at me
moonmoontaeil
that scares me and I wasn't even part of the convo
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