Number 20 - already, my time has flown....
Dedicated to xxSabbrinaxx because she's amazing and I love her!
Dedicated to Sam Lipscombe...Because I miss her sooooo much and love her loads!!
Dedicated to Jess Collett...If she's still reading this because she's awesome!!
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"Sorry to dissapoint you Rico but there'll be no McDonald's at the next stop" Wyatt told me,
"I'm not bothered, any fast food will do"
"Bet it pained you to say that" Joel laughed,
"It did, gah McDonald's why, why"
"You'll just have to make do with good old diner food" Sam said,
"If they sell burgers I'm happy"
"And you tell Joel and I that we're fat" Kane said. Yeah I know total hypocrite, wait, did he just call me fat! We parked up and got out.
"You total liars, there is a McDonalds". They all laughed, sometimes I wonder why I put up with all of them!
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20 minutes later we were sat down eating. I had decided to have a happy meal, which then blew up a full blown argument between Kane and Wyatt, over the fact that Kane practically called me fat back in the car. He didn't say it directly...but yeah.
"Considering your going to be her husband, saying she's fat is a bit stupid"
"I didn't say she was fat"
"Okay, not outright, but in so many ways you implied it"
"I wasn't implying anything"
"Guys shut the fudge up" I snapped "Can we please just drop this"
"Baby girl, I'm sorry if you were offended"
"I'm fine" I told him, "And Wyatt thank you, but it's cool"
"Yeah guys lets have some fun" Joel said, as a game came into my head.
"I have a great game we can all play guys" I announced,
"All ears" Everyone replied
"Okay, so we go around the table. Joel you can start" He nodded "The person to your right, so Sam, chooses which table or person you go to, where you have to eat some of their food"
"Easy" Joel said,
"You can't steal it, they have to give it to you" I explained "Everyone in?"
"Game on" They replied
"Joel, you have to go to..." Sam scanned the restaurant. It was pretty busy. Then again, all McDonald's are busy most of the time. "That guy over there, the one with the beer barrell and a long beard"
"Piece of cake" He stood up and headed over,
Joel's POV
"Mind if I sit?" I asked,
"Free country ain't it," He replied with a mouthful of food, causing the odd bit to fly out of his mouth. Cringe.
"Can I have a chip?" I asked
"No get your own"
"It's one chip..."
"Go...BURP...bother someone else"
"I'll buy you some more if you give me one," he burped again, then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, I smiled at him, belching again, he scratched his neck,
"If it bloody means you'll go away and get me some more chips then fine," he picked a chip out and handed it to me. So glad I didn't have to eat this thing.
"Thanks, I'll just go and get your chips" I told him standing up. I passed the others on the table,
"Easy," they all laughed.
5 minutes later I sat back down.
Lyric's POV
"Yeah, so easy that you had to buy him some more chips" I said,
"Whatever, at least I did it"
"What's the forfeit if you fail?" Sam asked
"You have to go into the loos, strip naked and walk through the restaurant claiming that you've lost your mind and clothes" I said,
"I'm definitely not failing" Sam replied
"Okay Wyatt, you go to that little girl sat there with her Mum in the princess dress" Joel said
"Dude she's like 6, do you want me to be called a pedo?"
"Dude do you want forfeit" Joel retorted
"Fine"
Wyatt's POV
I walked over to where the girl and Mom were sat. The Mom looked warily at me as I approached but said nothing. I bent down in front of the girl,
"Hello" she turned away shyly "You don't need to be shy"
"She wont talk to you, so please leave before I call someone over" her Mom said, I ignored her threat,
"I love your princess dress. I have one just like it at home," she turned to look at me, she shook her head to say 'no you don't' "I do...it's purple and sparkly"
"No you don't" she giggled, her Mom looked at me surprised "Your not a princess"
"Am too" I pouted
"You're a prince"
"Am I now, a very handsome prince?" I asked
"Yes" she giggled
"Well this handsome prince has been travellig all day on his horse and is very hungry"
"Is your horse hungry too?" she asked
"Oh yes, she's very hungry too"
"You can have one of my nuggets" She said handing one to me,
"Why thank you very much beautiful princess"
"This chip is for your horse," I took it
"Thank you, you are such a kind princess"
"It's okay handsome prince"
"You're a natural" Her Mom said
"Thanks," I stood up, and walked off, she waved, I waved back, then headed over to our table. Everyone was just sitting back down, I smiled,
"Easy" I said.
Lyric's POV
"Wyatt you are bloody adorable..." Sam said,
"That was so touching Wy'" I said
"Damn. I was hoping you'd be accused of being a Pedo" Joel said grinning
"Kids just love us don't they Kane" Wyatt said
"They sure do Bro"
"On with the game," I annouced, Wyatt smiled
"Rics, go to that...no wait, those 3 blond chicks sat up there" Great.
"Okay, easy peasy," I strolled over and sat next to the one by herself, who was opposite the other two,
"Cindy, why did that girl just sit next to you?" Blonde number 1 said,
"What girl?" Blonde number 3, who I was sat next to said, then looked at me "O-M-G. Who are you?"
"Do you think she's like a ghost or something?" Blonde number 2 said,
"Ew...ghosts are like not cool" Blonde number 3 squealed,
"Why would I like...be a ghost?" I said "I'm Candy"
"Yeah and what?" Blonde number 3 said,
"You guys like, don't recognise me?" they shook their heads,
"I was on Paris Hilton's BFFL"
"O-M-G you were not" Blonde 2 shrieked,
"I totally was"
"You're so lucky..." Blonde 1 replied,
"I'll give you a signed Paris Hilton napkin, which she used, if you give me some like chips"
"Take like the whole packet...O-M-G" They all squealed.
"Let me get it out my bag, I'll be right back" I strolled over to our table and plonked the packet on the table,
"Voila" I said " Now someone forge Paris Hilton's signature on this napkin". Sam laughed but did it anyway "Love ya"
"Love ya too"...
1 minute later...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh. O-M-G O-M-G...Ahhhhhhhhhhhh"
3 minutes later...
"My ears" Kane, Wyatt and Joel groaned,
"Try standing next to them"
"Kane's go" Sam said
"Indeed" I scanned around, "That really cute guy sat over there with the girl"
"Baby girl, I'm cuter and no problem"
Kane's POV
I walked over confidently and slid next to the guy, he looked shocked at first, but then looked at me,
"Hey" I smiled
"Hey" He answered with a smile back,
"Excuse me" The girl said,
"Oh sorry do you mind if I talk to your boyfriend for a bit, thanks"
"I do mind" She snapped,
"Tough luck"
"Xander's the name"
"And Kane's mine"
"Honey, why're you talking to some random rude stranger, who you have no idea about, we were talking about me" She snapped
"Man, you sound like a right bitch, you wont get any friends talking like that" I said to her, then turned to Xander and said "No offence to you if you love her"
"How bloody dare you speak to me like that, Xander, we're going" She snarled standing up. Oops my bad. Xander looked at her, then took my hand in his...okay, what are you doing.
"What are you doing?" She said. Exactly what I was wondering.
"I'm not pretending to be your straight boyfriend anymore, its not my fault your such a bitch to everyone," He turned to face me after his outburst, "Thankyou" He said, then kissed me, on the lips. Dude...I'm kissing a dude, my head told me, he pulled away, "Sorry about that, but thanks again," he handed me a wedge, the girl had disappeared,
"No worries, I'm glad I could help," he smiled
"Can I have your number?" He asked
"Xander you do know I'm not gay right, I'm engaged to my beautiful Baby girl"
"I know your straight doofus, but you just got me out of that, so I want to be friends"
"That can be arranged, my brothers gay"
"Is he single?" I took his phone,
"Nope, sorry mate," I tapped my number in "There you go"
"Thanks"
"Later's Xander"
"Kay cutie," I laughed. When I reached the table everyone was silent with their mouths open.
Lyric's POV
"You just full on kissed a guy Bro" Wyatt said
"Yeah...Kane man, weren't you meant to kiss the girl if anyone" Joel said
"That was sooooo, unexpected" Sam said. I stood up,
"Baby girl" Kane said standing up too, he put his hands softly on my face and kissed me, I kissed him back. The kiss said 'I love you and always will'. "He kissed me"
"I know. I know, just shocked I guess...though like Kasey told you 4 years ago when we went to that party, your too cute to be straight," He pulled me into his lap smiling,
"I'll take that as a compliment" He said, I smiled "Lets get on with the game, or is there a problem?"
"You kissed a guy" Wyatt said slowly
"He kissed me, drop it Bro" Kane replied mimicking his slowness
"Fine"
"Joel anything to say?"
"Is is wrong that I thought your make out scene with that guy was hot," we alll burst out laughing,
"Okay...okay" I laughed,
"Samantha Letty Lipscombe...that lady over there, the one with the whiskers," Joel laughed,
"Come to mamma"
Sam's POV
The lady, putting it nicely was fugly, and those whiskers were freaky,
"Hey" I said happily sitting opposite her,
"What'd you want?" She muffled, spitting out half what was just in her mouth. Gross.
"Well, some food would be nice" She laughed at this, making her whiskers jiggle up and down. Freaky.
"We're in a fast food place, go and get some" She spat,
"Your not very polite are you" I said, she finished her mouthful, then wiped her face and nose with the back of her hand. This woman is just...'shudder'...
"I know...I know" She stuttered, then started to cry. Oh shiztastic.
"Erm...are you okay?"
"I'm fat. I'm ugly, rude, smelly, your, your, skinny, pretty, polite, clean".
Please tell me she's not a psycho...
"Thanks, so can I have some food now?"
"Help me be pretty, help me be noticed," she clutched my hand. Great! She is a psycho...
"That isn't possible" I muttered
"What, please help me," She snarled. Eek!
"Give me some food. I'll pop over and get my bag, then we'll go someplace to make you gorgeous," her grip loosened, thank God.
"Okay, but come right back" She handed me some wedges, I smiled, took them, then walked hurriedly over to the other guys, they looked at me,
"Psycho alert, lets go,"
Lyric's POV
We all stood up,
"What's she going to do honey, chase us" Joel said,
"Yes" Sam shrieked
"RUN" I laughed.
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