Me: *Scottish accent* DARN YOU, WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!
Jeff: *walks out of the bathroom after taking a shower, only wearing a towel wrapped around his waist* What are you yelling about? *towel falls off*
All the Jeff the Killer fans: *nosebleed*
Me: *covers my eyes* JEFF YOUR TOWEL!!!!!
Jeff: *shrugs* What about it?
Jeff the Killer fans: *nosebleeds more, about to faint from blood loss*