"queen"
ben (rog)
theodosia (rog's car)
joseph (deaky)
gwilym (bri)
rami (fred)
lucy (mary)
mary
i miss theo
she's so pretty
i just want to sit there and
gaze at her all day
fred
i'm here
mary
but you're not theo
rog
what a coincidence lucy, i
want to do the same thing
oh shit she's in this group
chat now
oh no oh no oh no oh no
rog's car
you make my heart go
vroom vroom
deaky
listen, mate, if you don't
snatch her up, i will
rog
firstly, maaaaate
secondly, no
bri
he says no as if he's her
father and she's not
permitted to date
fred
he says no as if they're
secretly already dating
mary
you've both made it
weird!
theo, how's cali?
rog's car
bleh
but i think it's bleh
because i miss you guys
and i feel gross from the
plane ride
and my reading is in five
hours and i haven't
showered yet
and tim is being a grump
ass towards me
and i feel clingy and want
to be held by all of you
ew ew ew ew
lucy come hold me
rog
oh :(
rog's car
*lucy come hold me and
ben bring me the sweater
fred
but i thought joe had
called dibs on that
sweater
rog
theo's dibs places higher
than joe's
sorry joe
deaky
cardboard ben would
never do this to me
rog
i'm sorry okay? theo
deserves the sweater
she could use the warmth
rog's car
i'm always frozen joe i
need it
oh no
they're trying to open the
door to my bedroom guys
i don't want to get out of
bed
i don't want to do this
reading tonight
bri
yes you do, you're just
getting worked up over it
is all
rog
just get a shower, drink
some tea, and facetime me
while you get ready, and
all will be okay
rog's car
hello all, this is armie
hammer, elizabeth is
currently trying to baby
talk theo as timmy is
trying to carry her
thrashing body to the
bathroom for her shower.
"rog," that sounds wholly
marvellous, but i'll let you
know that theo is more of
a "five black coffees and
three shots of espresso"
kind of person and doesn't
do tea unless it's iced and
is oversaturated with
sugar. and yep, she has
now been successfully
thrust into a shower and
will facetime you "rog" in
about half an hour
rog
sounds good, sir
deaky
when you lowkey meet
her father sooner than
expected and suddenly
have to whip out only the
most posh of manners
rog
fuck off, mate