Destiel One-shots

By LaurenABlack

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Funny Destiel one-shots!! Also Headcannons, Oneshots about Dean and Sam's brotherhood, and little rants about... More

Meet The Cast
Mood Rings, An Angel, and A Tease
The Moose Is Done
Pajamas
Avril Lavigne
Photos
Castiel and TV
Freckles
Bees, Wasps, and Other Stinging Insects
References
Nicknames
Thank You Taylor Swift
Cameras See All
Possessed By Gwen Stefani
Secret Affair
Dean Winchester.
Pie
Rejected By The Moose
Donkey Kong Is An Assbutt
Bobby Singer
Bae
Nightmares
Normal?
Sitting On The Dock
The Trickster Leads To Good Things
Pain
Tapes
Attention
Missing Something?
Stupid Dean
Top or Bottom?
Strip
Shot
A Wedding Surprise
Confessions
Your Mission
Ambushed
Friends
Princess
Viva Las Gaygas
Viva Las Gaygas Part 2
Who Randomly Did Who
Did You Just Han Solo Me?
Just Funny Pictures
Headcannon
The LAST Episode
S.O.B. No HoMo
Brotherhood
Reunion
Traveling Soldier Song Oneshot
Sleeping
Saving Dean
Destiel Rant.
Dean's Date. Cas's Date. No Relation.
Gabe and Cas and Their Humans
John Winchester
Cas and Crowley, the Teenage Girls
Morning, Cas
Stupid Pastries
1941 video
Six Months Old
G. I. Winchester
The Supernatural Club
The Supernatural Club Part 2
Winchesters Don't Say "I Love You"
The Winchesters are so gay......
Run Away
Supply Closets Can Be Fun
Wedding Plans
Charlie ex Machina
Dibs
Cuddle
Sabriel
Stressed Out
My Headcannons
Musicals
Headcanons I Found
Meet The Parents
Pen Pals
Say Anything
Crazy
Winchester Initiation
Drunk Cas is Fun Cas
It's Season 16 and Somebody's Coming Out Of The Closet
Dean, the Mama Bear
Crowley
Merry Christmas Sammy
We Know, Guys. We've Always Known.
Jimmy NO.
Breakfast Recipe For Disaster
Hey Jude
Christmas at the Bunker
Cas on the Left
Scars
Bo Burnham
Destiel Acting Out Imagine Your OTP Prompts
This is What Happens When Sabriel Robs a Candy Store
More Headcannons I Found (Plus Memes)
Family Dinner
Prank War
Angel Love Prevents Nightmares
Pestered By Families
Pestered By Families Part 2
Sharp Dressed Man
Anniversary
Cas's Secret Is Out
Torturing Balthazar
Misha!
Just Do It
Breakfast
Sure
I'll Drive
Road Trip
Sam is Done Being Subtle
Boondock Baby
What's More Important? Your Mission, or Your Family?
What They Said vs. What It Means
Party
Sariel's Paperwork
Happy Birthday Dean Winchester
Magic Mike
Tall Tales
Jealousy
Dear Cas
Different This Time
Never. Watch. SPN. With. Your. Parents.
A Kiss
In Honor of Lebanon
Football
Terms of Endearment
Game Night
We're So Screwed
Strippers, Sammy. We are on an actual case involving Strippers. Finally.
Band Geeks
This is Why Jack Shouldn't Go To Parties
Prom
YOU SHOT ME.
Season 20
Lilo and Stitch Led To A Sobbing Moose
Punk and Nerd
Valentine's Day
Breaking Dr. Phil
Double Date
Jensen's Parents
Bartenders and Breakups
Vicki and Danneel
Don't Talk About It
The Ma'lak box
Healing
The Story of Gabriel
Just Answer The Question, Dean.
Lily Flowers
Mary Found Out
The New Shadow
Episodes I Really Want
Wanna Talk About It?
Sam Winchester's Lovers
That Night
Snow!
Cas Does The Chores
Unspoken
A Smile And A Laugh
Three Dads
DEEEEEEAAAANN, That Kills People!
If The Pizza Man Truly Loves His Babysitter....
Cardigan Keep Away
Soulmates Are Key
Regret
Sabriel's Love Child
Supernatural, Meet Lucifer
Hands
Don't. Touch. The. Angel.
Domestic Destiel, Doing Normal Things
Family's There For You, Through Good And Bad
Saturdays
Random AU I Can't Stop Thinking About
Prisoners
Prisoners Part 2
Fatherly Advice
I Met Someone
I Met Someone Part 2
Ellie
Castiel and Crowley
Break up
PTA Dads
It's Finally Broken
And They Were Soulmates
The Phone
He Prayed
The Pharmacy
"I love you"
"I love you" Part 2

This Is What Happens When Team Free Will Is Left Alone

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By LaurenABlack

"What do you boys do when no one else is here?" Mary Winchester asked suddenly, realizing that she had no idea what Sam and Dean got up to when they were left all alone in the bunker. The boys raised their eyebrows.

"What do you mean?" Sam questioned.

"What do you two do in here when there's no one else around? Surely it must get lonely after awhile." The boys shrugged.

"It's not lonely," Dean insisted. "We've got Cas!" The angel smiled.

"I don't think I'm adequate company, Dean." he offered.

"Sure you are." Dean declared.

"We just kinda hang out." Sam explained. "Look for a hunt, watch TV, read some lore and books, check in on other hunters and get updated on what's new,"

"Maybe talk with our friends, if any of them are still alive," Dean went on. "We find ways to entertain ourselves."

"Well....alright..." Mary frowned. "You boys be good while I'm gone." 

"Yes, Mom." Dean rolled his eyes. The second the door to the bunker clanged shut, the trio glanced at each other.

"Music?" Dean grinned.

"Definitely." Sam agreed. Cas nodded.

"Cas, get your microphone- Sammy, get the sunglasses and I meet you guys in the kitchen!"

The three of them took off to grab the items they needed and met up in the bunker's kitchen. Trying not to laugh, Sam and Dean put on sunglasses while Cas grabbed a hairbrush to use as a microphone.

"This is gonna be great," Dean declared.

"Definitely" Cas smiled, donning his own sunglasses.

"Ready?" Sam asked, standing near the oven.

"Ready." Dean confirmed, picking up a trombone.  And chaos began as he started to play the instrument, with Sam slamming the oven door to the beat. Cas started to clap along, and then he started singing.

Eventually, they moved out of the kitchen, dancing along as Dean played the trombone, Cas sang, and Sam clapped the beat and sometimes chimed in, singing with Cas.

"The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war," Cas sang, his voice deep. 
"Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor
The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war
Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor!!
"

"Tell me, tell me, where the freaks at
Tell me, tell me, where the freaks at
Freaks at, freaks at, freaks at, freaks at!
" Sam called.

"Tell me where the freaks at," Cas jumped in again, both of them singing at the top of their lungs. 

"We get that bass thumpin', people jumpin' all over the world
We got them speakers pumpin', Timmy Trumpet for the woman with curves
Got that freak flow, freak show
Welcome to the circus
Let the leaders lead, preachers preach
Welcome to the service
Close the curtains on 'em if they're actin' like they never heard us
See we do this for a purpose just to keep that fire burnin'
And we don't need no water let that mother-mother-burn
Timmy play your trumpet let the people go berserk
"  Dean stopped, soloing on the trombone. 
"The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war," Cas soloed again. 
Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor
The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war
Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor!!
"

"Tell me, tell me, where the freaks at
Tell me, tell me, where the freaks at
Freaks at, freaks at, freaks at, freaks at!!"

"Tell me where the freaks at!" Cas yelled. "The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war, Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor, The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor!"



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