tip jar // joe keery

By losernoob

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"for people who claim to be celebrities, you can't tip for shit" or famous actors order a pizza and get a lot... More

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bonus chapter 1
shameless self promo

bonus chapter 2

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By losernoob

GUYS IM BACK sorry to leave with a cliffhanger that i honestly forget writing
anyways have this shortass chapter as i put off scholarship applications

the og crew

j
pip attempted to get wren in this
picture for five minutes before
giving in

pip
i tried harder than i ever tried to
do anything before.
including tricking joe into
falling in love with me

finny
is it bad i'm happy you guys got the stubbornest child to ever live

charlie
times like this remind me how
much i love my goddaughter

pip
finn... do you want me to
expose your girlfriends
identity to the heathens?

finny
i mean... hahaha
wren should listen to her kind
and beautiful mother

sadie
@finn

natty
i know sadie isn't laughing
do you want me to expose you

dacre
i love being unproblematic

noah
same dacre... we are angles

pip
noah
sweetie...
angles?

gaten
expose sadie
she deserves it

j
I WANNA DO IT

pip
go for it babe

j
SADIE AND CALEB ARE DATING

caleb
why must i be drug into this mess

millie
bc ur dating a mess

sadie
aww true

j
penny is screaming
she just hit me for not telling her
now she's shouting BITCH

charlie
wow what good parents
swearing around their children

finny
they swore around us
and we turned out fine

gaten
WE ARENT THEIR KIDS

noah
speak for yourself gaten

pip
fuck
i'm trying so hard not to laugh
wrens running around shouting bitch
and joe's following her around in tears

millie


natty
i love this family

pip
she asked santa for a very special present


j
and we're definitely delivering

pip
well in about five months
i'll be delivering

charlie
WHAT THE FU

•••••
ps if you didn't get the ending it's a reference to spiderman homecoming but
yeah
thanks for reading

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