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penhudson: normal people
make gingerbread houses dkharbour
and i make gingerbread ninjas
merry christmas everyoneuser1: why is he hanging out with her?
carmendowning: check the g
user2: merry christmas
uncle_jezzy: text me!!
gatenm123: merry christmas p
user3: NOTICE ME!!!!!
dkharbour: When they say everybody was kung fu fighting. They mean EVERYONE. Even gingerbread men
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upside downcar
penelope
where the hell were youpee
today david said i
was gonna spend
the holiday with himcar
why did you lie to uspee
i didn't want you guys
to worry
no big dealcar
it is a big deal.
bc i was worried.pee
seriously carmen
are you really mad that
i spent the holiday with
someone who wanted me
around?car
are you hinting at that
i don't want you around?
really penelope?
bc i've shared my family with
you for years.pee
of course not
i'm just saying it's
tiring .
you guys always worrying
about me like i'm not an adultcar
it's because you do
stuff like this. that's why
we have to treat you as
a child.pee
i did nothing wrong.
i spent the day with david
sorry i didn't tell you?sadie
okay guys
let's calm downcar
i'm not gonna calm down
i'm sick of you not
appreciating everything i
do for you.
as soon as a group of famous
people like you
you forget al about me.pee
you've been with your family!?
stop acting like you've done
everything for me and that
i do nothing for you!car
ever since i was a little
kid i've been sharing
everything with youpee
I DIDNT FORCE YOU
TO DO THAT.
you did it all on your owncar
you know what?
just because you don't have
parents doesn't mean you
get a free pass to be a bitchpee
carmen
are you kidding me
i can't believe you said thatcar
pee
i'm sorry[pee removed car from this group chat]
j
pip
i'm so sorry
none of those things are true
we're happy you spent
the day with someone you like
you deserve itpee
thanks j
i'm gonna let her
cool down a bitcaptain
are you okay?pee
yeah
she gets really worried
and heated when she's
around relatives for too longcaleb
are you sure you should
forgive her that quickly?pee
im not sure
i'll see how she is
tomorrowtip bitch
we're all here if you need
to talkpee
thanks guyssadie
i miss you guysgaten
samsiesj
i miss penny more than
the rest of youpee
aww babes
i miss finn more than
the rest of youj
aww babes
so sweetcaptain
ha
penny likes me morej
i'm at peace with it
ur like her annoying little
brothercaptain
yeah okay toe face••••••••
A/N: sorry but it's starting to get dramatic
buckle up honeys bc it's gonna be a wild ride from here on out
YOU ARE READING
tip jar // joe keery
Fanfiction"for people who claim to be celebrities, you can't tip for shit" or famous actors order a pizza and get a lot more than pepperoni