Destiel One-shots

By LaurenABlack

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Funny Destiel one-shots!! Also Headcannons, Oneshots about Dean and Sam's brotherhood, and little rants about... More

Meet The Cast
Mood Rings, An Angel, and A Tease
The Moose Is Done
Pajamas
Avril Lavigne
Photos
Castiel and TV
Freckles
Bees, Wasps, and Other Stinging Insects
References
Nicknames
Thank You Taylor Swift
Cameras See All
Possessed By Gwen Stefani
Secret Affair
Dean Winchester.
Pie
Rejected By The Moose
Donkey Kong Is An Assbutt
Bobby Singer
Bae
Nightmares
Normal?
Sitting On The Dock
The Trickster Leads To Good Things
Pain
Tapes
Attention
Missing Something?
Stupid Dean
Top or Bottom?
Strip
Shot
A Wedding Surprise
Confessions
Your Mission
Ambushed
Friends
Princess
Viva Las Gaygas
Viva Las Gaygas Part 2
Who Randomly Did Who
Did You Just Han Solo Me?
Just Funny Pictures
Headcannon
The LAST Episode
S.O.B. No HoMo
Brotherhood
Reunion
Traveling Soldier Song Oneshot
Sleeping
Saving Dean
Destiel Rant.
Dean's Date. Cas's Date. No Relation.
Gabe and Cas and Their Humans
John Winchester
Cas and Crowley, the Teenage Girls
Morning, Cas
Stupid Pastries
1941 video
Six Months Old
G. I. Winchester
The Supernatural Club
The Supernatural Club Part 2
Winchesters Don't Say "I Love You"
The Winchesters are so gay......
Run Away
Supply Closets Can Be Fun
Wedding Plans
Charlie ex Machina
Dibs
Cuddle
Sabriel
Stressed Out
My Headcannons
Musicals
Headcanons I Found
Meet The Parents
Pen Pals
Say Anything
Crazy
Winchester Initiation
Drunk Cas is Fun Cas
It's Season 16 and Somebody's Coming Out Of The Closet
Dean, the Mama Bear
Crowley
Merry Christmas Sammy
We Know, Guys. We've Always Known.
Jimmy NO.
Breakfast Recipe For Disaster
Hey Jude
Christmas at the Bunker
Cas on the Left
Scars
Bo Burnham
Destiel Acting Out Imagine Your OTP Prompts
This is What Happens When Sabriel Robs a Candy Store
More Headcannons I Found (Plus Memes)
Family Dinner
Prank War
Angel Love Prevents Nightmares
Pestered By Families
Pestered By Families Part 2
Sharp Dressed Man
Anniversary
Cas's Secret Is Out
Torturing Balthazar
This Is What Happens When Team Free Will Is Left Alone
Misha!
Just Do It
Breakfast
Sure
I'll Drive
Road Trip
Sam is Done Being Subtle
Boondock Baby
What's More Important? Your Mission, or Your Family?
What They Said vs. What It Means
Party
Sariel's Paperwork
Happy Birthday Dean Winchester
Magic Mike
Tall Tales
Jealousy
Dear Cas
Different This Time
Never. Watch. SPN. With. Your. Parents.
A Kiss
In Honor of Lebanon
Football
Terms of Endearment
Game Night
We're So Screwed
Strippers, Sammy. We are on an actual case involving Strippers. Finally.
Band Geeks
This is Why Jack Shouldn't Go To Parties
Prom
YOU SHOT ME.
Season 20
Lilo and Stitch Led To A Sobbing Moose
Punk and Nerd
Valentine's Day
Breaking Dr. Phil
Double Date
Jensen's Parents
Bartenders and Breakups
Vicki and Danneel
Don't Talk About It
The Ma'lak box
Healing
The Story of Gabriel
Just Answer The Question, Dean.
Lily Flowers
Mary Found Out
The New Shadow
Episodes I Really Want
Wanna Talk About It?
Sam Winchester's Lovers
That Night
Snow!
Cas Does The Chores
Unspoken
A Smile And A Laugh
Three Dads
DEEEEEEAAAANN, That Kills People!
If The Pizza Man Truly Loves His Babysitter....
Cardigan Keep Away
Soulmates Are Key
Regret
Sabriel's Love Child
Supernatural, Meet Lucifer
Hands
Don't. Touch. The. Angel.
Domestic Destiel, Doing Normal Things
Family's There For You, Through Good And Bad
Random AU I Can't Stop Thinking About
Prisoners
Prisoners Part 2
Fatherly Advice
I Met Someone
I Met Someone Part 2
Ellie
Castiel and Crowley
Break up
PTA Dads
It's Finally Broken
And They Were Soulmates
The Phone
He Prayed
The Pharmacy
"I love you"
"I love you" Part 2

Saturdays

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By LaurenABlack


Set in AU

Saturdays were Cas's absolute favorite. 

They were Dean's favorite too, but Cas loved them more.

Cas was a teacher at the local high school, and Dean ran a mechanic's shop in town, but the two always had Saturdays off together. It was the designated day for the pair to be together, and it had been their little tradition since they'd gotten married.

According to Cas, Saturday began the minute he walked in the door on Friday afternoon, and it ended the minute their alarm clock started blaring on Sunday morning. But all the hours in between were nothing but pure heaven.

*****

Cas woke up slowly to the feeling of someone running their fingers through his hair. He opened his eyes to his sunlit bedroom and smiled, snuggling closer to Dean's chest. 

"Morning, Cas," Dean said sleepily, his arm wrapped around his husband as he played with Cas's dark hair.

"Good morning," Cas replied, sighing happily. "I love Saturdays."

"I know you do," Dean grinned. "What's on the agenda for today then?"

"Hmmmmm," Cas said lazily. "Breakfast?"

"But that requires leaving this bed."

"You're right. We should skip breakfast."

"Hell no, breakfast is essential."

"Well we can't have breakfast without getting out of bed, and I don't know about you, but I don't want to get out of bed."

"Well then I guess we'll just have to stay in bed until we're fully awake, and then I'll make you breakfast."

"You don't have to do that- I'll help."

"Angel, you make breakfast for me Monday through Friday all year. Saturdays are payback."

"Yeah, but you always make dinner, so we're even."

"Then I guess you're making dinner."

"How about we just start with breakfast?"

"Okay, but we gotta get up then." Cas whined at the thought, snuggling closer to Dean in protest.

"You're such a little snuggle puppy," Dean muttered, kissing him.

"If you're going to be this comfortable, then I'm going to be a cuddle monster." Cas insisted, kissing him back.

"I have no problem with that."

"I know you don't." Cas kissed him again, and Dean rolled over, hovering over Cas as they kissed.

After a heated make out session, they reluctantly scrambled out of bed, and headed into the kitchen, where Dean switched on a radio and started making breakfast while Cas sat at the counter, content to watch his husband dance around, singing along as he made scrambled eggs.

"All our times have come," Dean started singing, using a wooden spoon as a microphone. "Here but now they're gone, Seasons don't fear the reaper, Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are, Come on baby, don't fear the reaper, Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper, Baby I'm your man...." He poured the mixture of eggs and cheese into a frying pan, humming along to the guitar. 

He spun around to look at Cas, smirking.

"Valentine is done, Here but now they're gone," Ditching the wooden spoon, Dean held out his hand, and Cas shook his head, smiling and took it. Dean pulled him off his seat, spinning Cas around the kitchen as the Blue Oyster Cult kept singing. "Romeo and Juliet, Are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet, 40, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet, 40, 000 men and women everyday, Redefine happiness, Another 40, 000 coming everyday, We can be like they are, Come on baby, don't fear the reaper, Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper, Baby I'm your man...."

They paused in their dancing once the song ended and Dean flew back over to the eggs, making sure they weren't burnt as he dumped them on a plate and handed Cas his breakfast.

"You're ridiculous," Cas commented. Dean smirked.

"Oh shush, you love me."

"That I do," Cas agreed. The radio kept playing as they ate, the station a perfect mix of Classic rock that Dean adored.

It was Cas that pulled Dean into their living room after they finished breakfast, and the pair kept dancing, swaying back and forth together and spinning, soft, happy smiles on their faces as an Animals song played in the background.

"Oh mother, tell your children," Dean kept singing softly. He couldn't help it. Not when he knew all the words. "Not to do what I have done. Spend your lives in sin and misery, In the House of the Rising Sun.....  Well, I got one foot on the platform, The other foot on the train, I'm goin' back to New Orleans, To wear that ball and chain...."

Once they were danced out, Dean collapsed on the couch, clicking on cartoons because why not, they're grown men, they can watch whatever they want, and Cas curled up on top of Dean on couch like a cat, Dean wrapping an arm around him like he was a purring cat laying in his lap.

"The Simpsons are better then Family Guy," Cas declared. Dean gasped.

"How dare you- Family Guy is way better."

"Family Guy is nothing but a darker, dirtier ripoff of the Simpsons, whereas the Simpsons is a classic show that's been on for decades!"

"Family Guy just says all the things the Simpsons are too afraid to!"

"Family Guy is dumb."

"Oh yeah? Who's your favorite character?"

"Stewie. Who's your favorite Simpson?"

"Maggie."

".....We're totally soulmates."

"Fuck yeah, we are."

"What do you want to do now?"

"Hmmmmmm," Dean said lazily. "We should take a shower."

"Why?"

"Because.... Shower reasons,"

"Really? Shower reasons?" Dean raised an eyebrow.

"Because I wanna screw. Is that better?" Cas smiled.

"Yes. Yes it is."

*******

"This is a stupid game," Cas declared. 

"No, it'll be fuuuun," Dean objected. He and Cas were lounging in their bed, lazily playing a game of Go-fish.

"Have any threes?"

"Go-Fish." Cas groaned and grabbed a card. "Just try it. I bet you know more than you think."

"Alright." The game was Dean's idea. You had to say a song lyric, and the other person had to name the song and the band. For someone like Dean, who worshipped classic rock, it was easy. "You start."

"Ummmm," Dean smirked. "Taste so good, brings a tear to your eye."

"SWEET CHERRY PIE!" Cas bellowed. "Warrant! Cherry pie!"

"See you know this!"

"I only know that song because you would play it on EVERY DATE we went on."

"Well you're my cherry pie, I had to play it for you."

"You made it my theme song."

"It is your theme song."

"Uh huh."

"Your turn."

"Hmmm," Cas thought for a moment, trying to find a difficult one for Dean. "I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin', I'm gonna have a fantasy,"

"Aerosmith, Love in an Elevator!"

"HOW." 

"Love in an elevator," Dean started singing. " Lovin it up when I'm goin down."

"Your turn. "

"We don't need no-"

"PINK FLOYD. Another brick in the wall."

"I'm let loose, from the noose."

"AC/DC, Back in Black." Dean grinned.

"I've taught you well, young Padawan."

"You're ridiculous."

"And you're my cherry pie." Cas smiled.

"Love you too."

"What do you love more- me or Saturdays?" Cas thought for a moment.

"Saturdays with you."

"Good choice."

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