Tekken Shenanigans

By kirakirakii

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All Tekken characters having fun or at least forcing the Mishimas to smile. Disclaimer: No Kazuyas were harme... More

Your Average Mishima Coversation
A Robot Conflict
Sleep Is For The Week
What Time?
NON-STOP!
Really?...
Too Long
Best Buds
HELPPPPPP
Terrible
Reasons to Hate Everything about Everyone
PT 2 of the previous Bull Crap
Ships.. (SKIP THIS CRAP)
Wait youre alive
RIP Emilie
( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
Facts about Me! (FACE REVEAL! CLICKBAIT fake)
Wut is Tekken
Day 6: Tekken 7 characters welcome
Day 4: Love ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
Day 3: MC is a jerk
Day 2: Meet SANTA CLAUS?!?
Day 1 (ooh): Meet new friends
IM BACK BITCCH (lasagna)
Here is NOT mc's diary
Teach me sensei
Fml
What would happen if tekken was furries
can we just take a moment to appreciate these loyal peeps
Life update because why the hell not
Eureka !!
Haha, ๐Ÿ–•You, School System
haha i break everything i touch
let's get this to a million
jIn JiN jIN JIn Jin JIN
Xiayou is a furry
lars is one tall boi
Nathan and Aaron
! ! A T T E N T I O N ! !
alab yuu
FUCKING VIRGO MAN
When are u gonna update senpai
Hey look its the 29th
Coronavirus, anyone?
Cornbeef-19
HEY YALL GUESS WHAT

Day 5: Family Day

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By kirakirakii

In honor of Christmas, the season of giving and family, I decided to, um, hehe, trap some Tekken families in one room together (by blood, marriage, adoption, etc.) and idk see what they will do for 7 hours! Of course, the stars of the night are the Mishimas, Williams, Rocheforts, and the Kazamas!

Faint lil voice: what about jin tho? He's in two clans!

What about Jin? I would say he needs more lines like BigHit please do something about it!

(Facepalms geez I'm not even an Army lol I'm an Aroha and Carat)

But still, Demon Boy will be fine, it's my job to destroy him of course :)

So let's start with them Williams!

Anna & Nina: What.

MC: Bye bye my loves! (Slams door)

Both: NOOOOOO!
Nina: (pulls out a knife) get away from me you weirdo!
Anna: (pulls out gun) Try me, bitch!

(Both fight in the small room until Nina points her knife at Anna's neck and Anna aims her gun to Nina's chest)

Nina: I'm not going down without a fight!
Anna: Tell that to your son.
Nina: Says the woman trying to seduce a 40-year-old man!
Anna: There was never anything between us!

(MC-Author sits back as she watches from the CCTV cameras with other characters)

Alisa: Should I step in??
Lei: No, no.. They can handle this.
MC, eating some Honey Buddha Chips:
May the best sister win.

MC: (looks over to Eliza and Lili)
MC: Speaking of sisters...
MC: There's another room right next to the kitchen. Don't touch my macaroons.

(Lili looks over to a yawning Eliza who shrugged)

Eliza: Let'zzz goouo
Lili: (groans)
(The two sisters go to the other room as everyone else can only hear loud arguing and laughing at the same time)

MC: Yeah that sounds about right.
(Jin laughs)
Kazuya: I swear, your laugh is menacing.
Jin: Your FACE is menacing.
Lee: Excellent!
Jun: Guys, please stop fighting!!
Asuka: Sorry auntie, but boys will be devils.
Heihachi: Hehe, devils.. ruined my life..
Lee: (hugs Heihachi) I love you daddy!!
MC: (coughs) Lee stop you're making the viewers uncomfortable.
Lars: Do you even have any?
MC: lol this book was made out of procrastination, 2AM ideas and Satan knows what.
Asuka: What..?
Lars: shhhh
Heihachi: Hey! We didn't have much screen time today!
MC: duh since it's my friend's birthday you idiot you think I would trade my friend's special day for a day of good writing of this series??
Asuka: That's surprisingly nice of you.
MC: lol I'm the best friend. Anyway, I don't think I have much time now so I'm sorry but yeah I'll still update tomorrow so chaching lol

Bug out!

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