DFSHYDTYSYUDGH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL GUYS JUST BEAUTIFUL! HDSTDUYZG
SLENDER MAN'S BUTT!!
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: The stranger approached the girl cautiously asking for her sex. The girl simply pulled out her paddle and showed the mother fucker how it's done.
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Stranger: m
You: The M and M walked over an introduced himself, the young lady looked and blushed
You: Suddenly, the young lady pulled off her skirt to reveal a rather creepy lookign old man glancing wantingly at the M and M.
Stranger: wtf!?
You: Slowly and gently the old man reached forwards and stroked the M and M's face. While puring. He was puring. ALLURINGLY.
Stranger: seriously! Is this guy a rapist or.....
You: The old man was insulted by the M and M's reaction and took a big chunk out of his head. That's it. M and M's dead. Stories over. Fuck off kids.
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Stranger: [Malin, 18, female, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'2". Just use good grammar/spelling and pick up where I left off. GUYS ONLY.] We had been together for almost two years now and I had recently found out that I was pregnant. We had both been happy about it. I'm 18 weeks pregnant so it has just started to show. You've been gone for the weekend and now you're on your way to me. I've been missing you a lot and I am excited.
You: *FF IN TIME* i'm at the hospital with my very lovely wife. SHe is about to give bith and I'm so excited to finally set eyes upon this miricle we are bringing into the world. I prance nervously around the waiting room until I hear a sudden cry of a baby. Happiness over takes my emotions and I rush into the room to see a doctor holding a tiny baby telling me it's a girl. Yes! Iv'e always wanted a little girl. As I hold the little girl in my arms she suddeny figgits and pees on my arm. The Doctor stares at the long trail of urine traveling through the air and he then clears his throat and corrects himself by informing me that it is indeed a boy. Not a girl. "YOU LIED TO ME!" I scream and with that, I take a giant bite from the babies face and walk away without another word.
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: LETS ROLPLAY MOMMY!! URH! *The drunken woman states as she stumbles through the car wash*
You: Head fisrt
You: Oops! There she goes.
Stranger: rofl
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Stranger: Hey, lovely.
Stranger: I'm Isabel.
You: Hello I giggled
Stranger: 18 years old.
Stranger: ;)
You: She winked! Oh my gosh! I have been stalking Isabel for three months now and she's finally talking to me!
You: EEPP!!!
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I'm actually new to Omegle.
You: She laughs. Intresting. I write that down in my journal page titled 'The variosu laughs of Isable'
You: this one was most classified as a whale chortle
You: Fabulous.
You: I stare up as she stands there with a blank look
You: Well do somethign doll face!
Stranger: Does my stalker have a name?
You: I stated as I threw a box of tissues at her face
You: Oops! violence came to soon. That will have to wait for later for she asked me a question
You: My name......
You: Is Marco! I growled sexily
Stranger: I casually wink.
You: I looks at her cautiously. Her....eye just twitched. Is that a normal issue with her? intresting....I'll add it ot the notebook
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: ;D
You: That's it!! The laugh of the wild!! It's a sign! Without hesitation I move forth from my bush outside the park to peer into her bedroom window
You: Pink Walls?
You: PINK
You: EEH FUCK THIS!! I HATE PINK
You: STALKER RELATIONSHIP OVER!
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Stranger: M or f
You: Woman my brotha
Stranger: Hot how old
Stranger: Man my sista?
You: I looked at the stranger strangly as he just called my voice hot........well fuck! now he's asking for my number.....my LIFE number........
You: I.......
You: i can't do this!
You: ABORT
You: MISSION ABORT
You: i pulled off the costume I was wearing
You: and hugegd him as my true self
You: a old man
You: disguised
You: as
You: a
Stranger: Ok
You: goblin
You: fuck yeah
You: goblins
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You: Hi! :D
Stranger: Heyy 16 f you?
You: Said the little girl as she walked into the Death Star
You: Oh SHit how did she get in here!?
You: CLOSE VACUME LOCKS!!
You: NO!
You: *little girl get sucjed out in space*
You: Oh........there goes another one
Stranger: Da fuck are you smoking!?
You: ZOMBIE LEGS! :D Why? You want some?
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Stranger: Hi m
You: Hello f
Stranger: Age
You: IS JUSTA NUMBER
You: OHOHOHOOHOHOHOH
You: WOWOWOWOWO
You: GUITAR!!
You: VROOM VROOM
You: BOOM
You: PAH SHOW
You: LALA
You: DRUM DRUM BOOM POP!!
Stranger: Lol
You: THAT
You: IS
You: NOT PART
You: OF
You: THE
You: BEAT
You: OOOOOHHH
You: UNEXCEPTABLE
You: CONDITION
You: UNEXCEPTABLE!!!!!
Stranger: da fuck?!?
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(AAANNNNNDDDD One More! xD)
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Stranger: fuck my pussy, ram it into my ass, make me deepthroat you, do whatever you want to me ;) when do you choose to cum???
You: Well is it light blue?
Stranger: what!?
You: Oh god......it's not isn't it!? FGDFHGJDGH OH FUCK! I-I CAN'T DO THIS! NOT AGAIN!!
You: *explodes*
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(Okay that didn't qualify as 'one more' so HERE! :D)
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Stranger: you find me (18 f) in a dark cold room, you are a cop, my clothes are tattered and i am shivering violently, you were on a drug raid, and as you are searching the last room you shine your flashlight over me, i am starved and battered.
You: I look around carefully inspecting everything. "Well" I yawned. "No drugs in here."
You: And with that I closed the door and walked out
Stranger: I begin to cry
You: I'm in my car. Turning it on and pulling out of the drive way.
You: AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY
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