Hetalia Crack

By oliverkirkland

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A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using... More

What is Yaoi?
German Sparkle Parties
Doctor England
Canada's Diary
Ebay
Admin Has No Friends
America's Only Love (A Song Sung By Canada)
America Needs His Wisdom Teeth Pulled
Sealand's National Anthem
Denmark Sings
The England Song
Canada is Always Watching o-0
Who Are You?
Vampires
I'm Awesome!!
Xbox One is Down
Wtf Spain?
Sealand Has a Question
Japanese Theme Songs
Marco
Drop That Dun Dun Dun
Sealand Likes to Troll....
Where Do Babies Come From?
Uke
Truth or Dare?
Truth or Dare: Episode One; Showtunes
Truth or Dare: Episode Two; A Kiss
Truth or Dare: Episode Three; Poland
Truth or Dare: Episode Four; The America's
Truth or Dare: Episode Five: Sealand is a Nation!!
Truth or Dare: Episode Six; Belarus and France Day
Truth or Dare: Episode Seven; She's a Rebel
Knock Knock
My Notes
Fresh Romano
Let it Go
Cooking With Iggy
Doitsuism
Attack on Hetalia
April Fools
Disney Channel
Tea
Dinner Time with the F.A.C.E Family
This Was Really Random....
What Happens When You Hurt Admin
Nose Model
The True Spirit of the Maple Leaf
Ouran High School Hetalia Club
I Need an Adult
What Does Norway Say?
Iggy Loves the Disney Channel -3-
Mountains
'MURICA
Burn
Could You Imagine?
Spiders
#Pasta
Baby April
Nature Watching
Fangirling
Wurst
Oliver
How to Propose
Japan is a Superhero
Health Class
Rain
Flirting
McDonalds
Admin is in the hospital
I Dont Even Know....
*Sobs*
What Goes on in Admin's Mind
Oh My Glob
Not Gonna Spoil The Chapter With The Title ;)
Cupcakes
More Frozen Stuff ;-;
Admin Has a lot of Writting to Do
........What?
Cosplay
Hetalia is Love. Hetalia is Life
How America Works Out
Instagram
Amuesment Park
Ask Admin
The Thug Life
This is why Hetalia Cant Meet Attack on Titan
Hetalia University
Pets
Waking Up Be Like....
I Need An Ambulance
Emergency
Random Chapters are Random
Macho Macho Man
She Said She Didn't Like Hetalia
England is my Doctor Who Buddy
I Don't Want to Wait
Belly Button
School Started
The 100th Chapter
Highschool
Avocado
Work
When You Have A Crush On Somebody
Soda Machines
When England was a Prostitot.
Cat Party
Me When I Found out That the Deadpool Movie is Coming out Around my Birthday.
America Doing Basic White Girls Things.
MORE FROZEN SHIZ!!!!!
I Came in on a Wrecking Ball.
I Don't Even Know What I am Doing with this Chapter.
I am Back

Milkshakes

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By oliverkirkland

( This Chapter is Inspired by the Glorious Hetalia Season 5 dub )

Prussia: *kicks down the door and runs into the room, hopping up on the nearest table and setting up an iPod speaker*

America: Um, dude? What the fruk do you think you're doing?

Prussia: Being fabulous *hits play and starts singing along* MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

England: ._.

Prussia: AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS *twerking*

Austria: Kids these days and their darn Miley Cyrus twerking....

England: .-.

Prussia: DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS

England: I am so done with your shiza Prussia  *leaves*

Prussia: I COULD TEACH YOU, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE

Germany: =_= *tackles Prussia off of the table*

Prussia: Dude!! What the fruk!?!???

GERMANY: FIVE CATS FOR FIVE DEUTCHMARKS AT ARBY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admin: ._.

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