Farrah's POV
Jackson and I rushed downstairs with Ramona to greet Danny, who was visiting for a while. The whole family was gathered downstairs, too.
Dj let Danny inside, who was decked out in a leather jacket, chains, and red jays. Clothes that obviously weren't part of his usual attire
"Oh my God, that's gonna be you in 40 years." I said to Jackson.
"Seriously?" Jackson asked, glaring at me.
"What's crack a lackin." Danny said, "Yo family fist bumps."
He came around fist bumping everyone. We all hesitantly returned the handshake, still concerned for the older man's well being
Jackson tapped my shoulder and pointed to the fancy car parked outside in the driveway, before turning back to his grandfather
"Is that your Ferrari parked outside?" Jackson asked Danny.
"True dat." Danny confirmed
"Awesome!" I smiled
"Should have seen me blazing through Fresno." He said before putting his hand up, "Up high my posse!!"
"Uh, excuse me, sir, but have you seen our dad?" Steph asked, "because if you do, could you tell him that we're very concerned about whatever this is?"
"Most def, Steph." He replied, crossing his arms and hitting his chest.
"Excuse me. Dad, this is my boyfriend, Doctor Matt Harmon." Dj said, pointing to show who she was talking about
"It is so great to finally meet you, Mr. Tanner." Matt said, shaking Danny's hand
"Ah. So you and Donna Jo be getting jiggly with it?" Danny asked
"Oh my god, I'm scarred." I groaned to Jackson, who nodded in agreement
"Urban dictionary, look it up." He told them when they gave him a confused look
"And Aunt Stephanie is dating Kimmy's brother, Jimmy Gibbler." Max added
Danny looked at Steph, "You're dating a Gibbler?"
She nodded, fearing Danny would be upset with the fact.
"Down low, home slice." Danny nodded, holding his hand out for a high five from Jimmy.
"What the hell is going on?" I whispered to Jackson as we sat on the couch, very confused.
"I don't know it's like we're in a TV show or something." Jackson said
"Up top, white bread!" Jimmy replied, giving him another high five
"Dad, according to my sleeping chart, you're back in your old room." Dj said, handing him a sleeping chart
"Oh, sweet! Back in the OG crib." Danny cheered, looking around the house before making his way to the stairs, "Mac Danny, out!"
Max played his trombone as a signal that some one else had arrived. We all turned to look at him, curious as to who had arrived.
"It's Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky." He announced
"Hi!" They greeted, coming in through the front door
Max played his trombone again, signaling another guest had arrived
"It's our cousins, Nicky and Alex." Max said
They walked in, waving, with a platter of food held in their hands.
"The boys brought fish tacos from their mildly successful fish taco truck." Becky said, as we all moved to pick one up
"Which reminds us, the refrigerator broke." One of the twins noted, making us all throw them back on the tray in disgust
"Deej, where are we staying?" Becky asked
"Oh. All four of you are back in your old room." She said, making them walk upstairs.
Max gained our attention again with his instrument.
"Max, everyone who's coming is here." Jackson said
"No, they're not." Max said, as Joey walked in.
"Happy Turkey day!" He greeted, "Uh Oh. Ginger disappeared. That's what you get when you marry a magician."
A cloud a smoke appeared, and his wife used it as an entrance to run into the house
"Man, I love this family." I laughed
"Do you believe in..." His wife started as she performed a weird move, "Magic?"
"I believe in RSVPs." Dj said, "What are you guys doing here?"
"You didn't RSVP" They asked each other
"Ok, um, I'll squeeze you in. Whew I don't know what I would have done if you had brought the kids." Dj sighed
"Hello." All four of their kids yelled, coming in with big smiles on their faces
"They seem adorable." Ramona said
"Oh, yeah. So do Koala bears." I started
"Until they rip your face off." Jackson finished
"Say hello to America's next singing sensation, The Gladstone four." Ginger said, pointing to her kids
"Jerry, Lewis, Phyllis, And Joan." Joey noted
"You guys have gotten so big. How old are you now?" Kimmy asked
"5,6,7,8!" They yelled, one after the other.
"Well, the boys can bunk with Jackson and Max. And the girls are with Ramona and Farrah." Dj said
"Thanks Dj, c'mon Gladstone four, let's go upstairs." Ginger said
They all ran upstairs, and Jackson and I groaned in frustration
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Later, I walked into Jackson's room to find him and Max duct taped back to back of chairs, while the little boys shot then with nerf guns.
They all stopped and looked at me, different expressions on everyone's faces.
"Hand me the gun." I said to one of the kids
"Oh thank god. Your saving us." Jackson smiled, relieved.
"Actually...." I began, holding up the gun
"No, no. C'mon, Farrah we'll do anyth-" He started
I stopped him by shooting him with the gun, causing the other two boys to join.
"Ooh, dirty laundry." One boy said
"Wait guys that kind-" I started, but before I could finish my sentence they had duct taped me to Max and Jackson.
"How did you do that!?" I asked
"Magic." One boy said, smiling
I glared at him, trying to pounce the boy, struggling to realize I was still strapped to the chair.
They picked up the dirty laundry, making their way towards the three of us.
"Cmon, guys, no." Jackson, Max, and I begged.
They dumped the nasty laundry all over us, causing my vision to go dark.
"Jackson, why can't I see?" I asked
"Uh, you might have dirty under wear on your head." He said, quietly.
I screamed and shook my head, trying to get it off. Finally, the boys pushed all our chairs, duct taped together, out of the room.
Ramona was also standing in front of her door, covered in feathers.
"Those kids are animals." Ramona said
"That's insulting to animals." Max said
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After a night spent struggling to get the Gladstone kids to bed, Jackson, Ramona, Max, and I all retreated downstairs to look to a safe haven of some sort.
"Mom, we cannot stay in our own rooms." Jackson said
"You have to get rid of Joey's kids." I agreed
"Yeah, they're criminally insane." Ramona said
"That's insulting to the criminally insane." Max said
"I know they're a handful. Tell you what, just sleep with us tonight, and we'll make it a fuller family slumber party." Dj said
We all climbed onto the air mattress. Right as we got in the covers, me between Jackson and Max, the four Gladstone kids came rushing down the steps.
"Did someone say slumber party?" One cheered, as they jumped on the mattress
The mattress deflated, and we all groaned.
That night, we all slept on the floor. Jackson had his arm around me, and Max was basically used my stomach for a pillow.
the next morning, we all came running into the kitchen after playing a long football game. Dj quickly ushered all of us to the living room, to take a family picture.
"Ok, everyone. Gather round the couch." Dj instructed.
No one listened to her, as we continued to discuss the events of the football game.
"Okay, guys, I need you to focus." She tried again, with no success
"Oh, my, gosh. Are you guys adopting?" We heard Steph ask Becky and Jesse.
We all looked at them and started cheering, forgetting everything we were previously talking about.
"We're not adopting a baby." Jesse shut down, making us all boo in unison
One of Joeys kids gave Jackson a wet willy, making me laugh. The other kids began attacking Jackson, Ramona, Max, and I as we struggled to keep them grounded.
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Later, we were all downstairs for a Thanksgiving that Cj and Steve set up in order to surprise an upset Dj
All the kids were sitting at the table, eating and enjoying each other's company while the adults caught up.
Danny made a toast about his family and friends, then we all held hands and prayed.
To end the night, Jesse announced that him and Becky were going to adopt a baby.
After being dismissed from the table, Jackson and I moved upstairs to watch some movies
"I am so stuffed." I groaned, patting my stomach
"I can't even sit up." He agreed, trying and failing
"Hey, thanks for being my best friend, and I would say sorry for shooting you with the nerf gun but it was actually a lot of fun." I said
"Thanks for being my best friend too, I don't think anyone else gets me like you do. Also, I'm sorry too for shooting you with a nerf gun." He returned
"It's ok. Wait, you never sho-" before I could finish, he pulled out a nerf gun and started shooting at me, making me laugh.
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