Non equstrian: *barely gets any dirt out of a hoove* "ugh this is sooo hard! Why's his hoove so heavyyyy"
Equstrian: "he's putting literly no weight on it"
Non equestrian: "ugh I am so done with this!"
Meanwhile the equstrian doing their horse...
Equestrian: "ok so he bites with the front hooves but the back hooves he kicks and they are much heavier... could be worse"