Hetalia Crack

By oliverkirkland

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A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using... More

What is Yaoi?
German Sparkle Parties
Doctor England
Canada's Diary
Ebay
Admin Has No Friends
America's Only Love (A Song Sung By Canada)
America Needs His Wisdom Teeth Pulled
Sealand's National Anthem
Denmark Sings
The England Song
Canada is Always Watching o-0
Who Are You?
Vampires
I'm Awesome!!
Xbox One is Down
Wtf Spain?
Sealand Has a Question
Japanese Theme Songs
Marco
Drop That Dun Dun Dun
Sealand Likes to Troll....
Where Do Babies Come From?
Uke
Truth or Dare?
Truth or Dare: Episode One; Showtunes
Truth or Dare: Episode Two; A Kiss
Truth or Dare: Episode Three; Poland
Truth or Dare: Episode Four; The America's
Truth or Dare: Episode Five: Sealand is a Nation!!
Truth or Dare: Episode Six; Belarus and France Day
Truth or Dare: Episode Seven; She's a Rebel
Knock Knock
My Notes
Fresh Romano
Let it Go
Cooking With Iggy
Doitsuism
Attack on Hetalia
April Fools
Disney Channel
Tea
Dinner Time with the F.A.C.E Family
This Was Really Random....
What Happens When You Hurt Admin
Nose Model
The True Spirit of the Maple Leaf
Ouran High School Hetalia Club
I Need an Adult
What Does Norway Say?
Iggy Loves the Disney Channel -3-
Mountains
'MURICA
Burn
Could You Imagine?
Spiders
#Pasta
Baby April
Nature Watching
Fangirling
Wurst
Oliver
How to Propose
Japan is a Superhero
Health Class
Rain
Flirting
McDonalds
Admin is in the hospital
I Dont Even Know....
*Sobs*
What Goes on in Admin's Mind
Oh My Glob
Not Gonna Spoil The Chapter With The Title ;)
Cupcakes
More Frozen Stuff ;-;
Admin Has a lot of Writting to Do
........What?
Cosplay
Hetalia is Love. Hetalia is Life
How America Works Out
Instagram
Amuesment Park
Ask Admin
The Thug Life
This is why Hetalia Cant Meet Attack on Titan
Hetalia University
Pets
Waking Up Be Like....
I Need An Ambulance
Random Chapters are Random
Milkshakes
Macho Macho Man
She Said She Didn't Like Hetalia
England is my Doctor Who Buddy
I Don't Want to Wait
Belly Button
School Started
The 100th Chapter
Highschool
Avocado
Work
When You Have A Crush On Somebody
Soda Machines
When England was a Prostitot.
Cat Party
Me When I Found out That the Deadpool Movie is Coming out Around my Birthday.
America Doing Basic White Girls Things.
MORE FROZEN SHIZ!!!!!
I Came in on a Wrecking Ball.
I Don't Even Know What I am Doing with this Chapter.
I am Back

Emergency

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By oliverkirkland

Admin: It's past three in the morning and I just had a heart attack ;-; I don't know if you get them where you live, but, here, if there is an emergency alert, any electronic devices such as TV's and phones that are on get these emergency alert things to warn you....Well, it's raining really hard and I just got one to tell me that there was a flash flood warning and oh my gosh it scared me so badly ;-; like, my phone was on vibrate for my alarm in the morning DX So, I was inspired to write this chapter....Enjoy~~~~

America: *sleeping when all of his sudden, his phone starts buzzing like crazy* SWEET JOLLY RANCHERS- *falls out of his bed*

England: *hears the fall and comes running in* America!? Are you alright!? Do I need to call a fanbulance!?!?

America: *Looking at his phone* Oh no....

England: What? What is it?

America: It says the pastapocalypse is here!!!! ;-;

England: The Pasta- *suddenly, spaghetti breaks through the window and traps them both as it starts raining macaroni outside*

Italy: *evilly laughing on top of the house* MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!! FINALLY, I WILL CONTROL THE WORLD WITH MY AMAZING PASTA POWERS!!!! PEASANTS!!!! THEY SHALL KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME!!!! *evil laughter again* MWUAHAHAHAH!!!!

Germany: Italy, wtf? Get the heck off of the roof, you're scaring the neighbors

Italy: *whines* But, Germany!!!! *starts stomping his feet* I'm finally taking over the world!!!!

Germany: *rolls his eyes* uh huh, that's nice. Now, get your pasta loving butt down here before I get up there and drag you down myself you fruit loop dingus

Italy:........o-0 *slowly comes down*

Author's Note: I have no idea what i just wrote oh my gosh it's past three in the morning and the rain is keeping me awake because it's falling so hard and asdfghjkl hold me ;-;

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