Balloon Boy: Alright. Time to execute plan #10 on pranking Ariel!
Golden Freddy: This is a great plan! It should work this time! BB you're a freaking genius!
Balloon Boy [cocky]: Naturally~.
Balloon Boy: Anyways, the skunk water balloon is ready. Are you?
Golden Freddy: Yep, but I'm staying out of this. In case it doesn't work, then she'll have you to blame.
Balloon Boy [childishly]: Oh, the big bad golden bear scared of the wittle wolf?
Golden Freddy [serious, annoyed]: Don't push it.
Balloon Boy: You smiled~.
Golden Freddy: I did not!
Balloon Boy: Alright, Mr. Serious.
-Main Room-
Balloon Boy throws the skunk water balloon at Ariel but accidentally hits Phantom Freddy.
Phantom Freddy: Ahh! I'm covered in water!
Ariel: *holds nose with a clothes pin* Woah. You... are definitely not covered in water and more covered in skunk smells. Disgusting.
Phantom Freddy: Aww......
Ariel: Erin! Please get rid of this horrid smell while I beat the crap out of whoever did this.
Erin: *holds nose with clothes pin* You are definitely an Aries.
Ariel: Just do it. Grab tomatoes or something. Please! I'm going to find Mike.
Erin: Alright... got the tomatoes!
-Mike's Office-
Ariel: Mike, who threw that water balloon?
Mike: Balloon Boy and Golden Freddy.
Ariel: Great! *grabs The Shovel*
Mike: Wait, I think you should help out Phantom Freddy first.
Ariel [annoyed]: Fine.... *puts down The Shovel*
-Main Room-
Erin: Ariel! It isn't working! He's transparent!
Ariel: Go through a car wash, I'm getting BB and Goldie for this.
Erin: But-
Ariel [mad]: Just do it!
Erin: Ok, ok, ok, ok.
Customer #1: What's that smell?
Customer #3: Yea!
Customer #2: Is there a skunk?
Customer #4: Let's get out of here!
Ariel [sarcastically, annoyed]: *sighs* Great....
Ariel [furious]: BB!? GOLDIE!? *holds The Shovel*
Balloon Boy & Golden Freddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-One Eternity Later-
Ariel: Ok, now that they're dealt with, we can help Phantom Freddy.
Withered Foxy: Ahoy, mateys! What'cha all doin'? And whose thee scalleywag who smells like a skunk?
Phantom Freddy: Me....
Withered Foxy: Ah! Sorry, ye scared me with ye red tone and all.
Ariel: Foxy, if your not going to be helpful then you can just leave.
Withered Foxy: Nah! I shall be the judge of who's leavin' and who's not! All in favor say 'aye'!
Crickets....
Purple Guy: Hey! Who smells like a rotten tomatoe?
Phantom Freddy: Me....
Purple Guy: Oh, look like one to. Wonder how that works.
Ariel: I thought I told you for the millionth time: GET. OUT.
Purple Guy: Shovel Lady's cranky today.
Ariel [mad]: That's it! *grabs The Shovel*
Purple Guy [trembling]: O-ok, let's not do anything rash.
Ariel: We understand we each other, then?
Purple Guy: Ye-yeah, we-we're good. R-right?
Ariel: Not until you get out!
Purple Guy: Ok!
Ariel: Heh. It's fun being intimidating.
Phantom Freddy: Um... what are we gonna do about this?
Ariel: Oh, right. We probably should find a way to wash the tomatoes off. And the skunk smell.
Withered Foxy: Friends! I have new information!
Ariel: What is it?
Withered Foxy: This is gonna take a looooong time to get off thee skunk smell.
Ariel: How long exactly?
Withered Foxy: About a month.
Everyone: A month?!
Withered Foxy: Yep.
-Eternal Screaming-
Mike: This is a disaster!
Ariel: Yea, no kidding.
Mike: Ariel, what are we gonna do?
Ariel: Well... first of all, we need to clean up this place.
Mike: Yea? And who's doing that?
Ariel: You. *throws a mop at Mike*
Mike [mad]: What?! Why me?
Ariel: Because you're responsible.
Mike: Well I appreaciate the honesty, but this is gonna take forever!
Ariel: Then you better get started.
Mike [annoyed]: *sighs*
-Backroom-
Balloon Boy: Ok, plan #11 is done.
Balloon Boy: Ready Goldie?
Golden Freddy: Oh no. I am not going to be a part of this!
Balloon Boy: What's wrong? Scared?
Golden Freddy: Of course I'm scared! That's why I'm not going to be a part of this dumb plan.
Balloon Boy: Dumb? What makes this plan "dumb"? It's genius!
Golden Freddy: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Balloon Boy: Hey! You said the last plan was genius! What makes this dumb?
Golden Freddy: Because I know this one will backfire like the last one.
Balloon Boy: Fine, suit yourself.
-Stage-
Balloon Boy uses hose on Ariel, but she moved so it actually got on Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon.
Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon [mad]: AHHH! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Balloon Boy: Woops.
Balloon Boy [yelling]: RETREAT!
Ariel: What the Fazbear happened here?
Funtime Freddy: Balloon Boy just sprayed us with, what smells like, sewage!
Ariel: Got that right. *holds nose with clothes pin* Wait, you're robots. How can you smell?
Funtime Freddy: Really? After 5 years you start asking now?
Ariel: Ok, fine. Let's just get you two cleaned up along with Phantom Freddy.
Bon-Bon: Thank you, Ariel.
Ariel: You're welcome.
Funtime Freddy: Hold up. Since when were you on a polite status?
Ariel: Always, just not to you.
Bon-Bon: Ohhhhhhhh! You just got roasted!
Funtime Freddy [annoyed]: No need to rub it in.
Mike: Hey, what happened here?
Ariel: Ask them. *points at Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon* *walks away*
Mike: Ok, what happened to you two?
Funtime Freddy [mumbles]: Balloon Boy.
Mike: Ah ok. Probably need to get cleaned up.
Funtime Freddy [sarcastically]: Gee, you think?
Mike: No need for sarcasm.
Funtime Freddy [annoyed]: Just do your job.
Mike: It'd be a pleasure.
-1 Hour Later-
Mike: Alright. Now that's taken care of, we can open this place back up.
Ariel: Wait, I still have things to set up.
Balloon Boy [yelling]: *holding garden hose* THIS. IS. PAYBACK!!!!!
Mike: Ariel! Look out!
Ariel: Wha- AHHHH! *runs out of the way*
Balloon Boy hits Rockstar Bonnie.
Rockstar Bonnie [singing]: 🎶Why so blue? You know I'll be true when I make slivers out of you!🎶
Ariel: Alright, where's my shovel?!
Mike: Look, before you go killing Balloon Boy, I think it'd be smart to help clean up.
Ariel [annoyed]: That's just an excuse to get out of cleaning up.
Mike: Hey, I just saved your life! I think I should get a little bit of credit.
Ariel [cheerful]: You're right. *hands Mike a mop* Done. Better get to work.
Mike [annoyed]: This is not what I meant!
Ariel: Well, too bad.
Mike [annoyed]: *sighs*