Hetalia, on crack, on Facebook

By MatthiasDane

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Give the Hetalia characters crack and the Internet, and what do they do? This. Give Matthias and her friends... More

Japan Alone...
Allies... They're messed up•-•
Kiku and Co.!
MATTIAS IS HIGH ON POTATO
MAMA FINLAND
FIFA World Cup fever
Writers Block
Roderich the Seal
BECOME THE BAE, SURVIVE
Author's note
Pub, Pub, Pub and--BAAARRR!
The Nordics Truth or Dare! (Part 1)
Broken hand
Mister Romano •-•
Countries With Hats
Hetalia: Baseball Excuses!
Matthias and her Hair Problem
Inky Vanilla
OH MY DOITSU
DENNOR :D
The Titanic and the Ice Cube
Oppan Ganglamb Style
OMD NO WAY
Dancy dance with party pants!
what does Matthias look like?
Country puns
Autocorrect=EVIIIL
Just a little thanks
IMPROPER!
Sorry and THANKS!
New Username and FABULOUS
The Tale of Pie and Breadstick
Best of Matthias- Part One
The Fault in our Four
MY GLOB WHAT IS THIS LIFE
BROWPOCALYPSE!!!
OMD DID SHE JUST UPDATE?
SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Italians and their Spaghetti brains...
All District and Yosef
DAANNNNCCCIIINNNGG
RAANNDDOOMM
All County and Matthias's heart finally stops. (AKA this is a really long title)
The Topic Every Nordic-Loving Crack Fanfic Writer Must Cover
Title was too long
Potatoes...
LE WORST CHAPTER EVER.
50th PART! WHOOOOO
STUPIDITY~!
DONT KILL ME PLEASE
ALALALALALALALALALA
OOOOORLANDOOOOOO
FLUSHING MATT DOWN A TOILET
Paris Bombings

How Otakus are Born

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By MatthiasDane

<Normal person has logged on>

<Matthias has logged on>

<Bedo Bimba has logged on>

<Alfred has logged on>

<Emil has logged on>

<Hungary has logged on>

<Japan has logged on>

Bedo Bimba: Matthias, what did you do to my username?

Matthias: hehe... Nothing.

Bedo Bimba: >.<

Alfred: buuuuuuuuurrrgggggggeeeeerrrrrr

Japan: are you actually America?

Alfred: ... I wish...

Emil: I'm not really Iceland either...

Hungary: are you Otakus?

Matthias: yes. Yes we are.

Japan: let's otaku together.

Everyone but Normal Person: SQUEEEEEEEEE

Normal Person: .....wut.....

Otakus: *stare*

Otakus: *slowly move towards normal person*

Otakus: *slowly pick up normal person on their shoulders and walk away*

Normal Person: HEEEEELLPPPPPPP!

Otakus: *take normal person to their lair*

Normal Person: *is engulfed*

Normal Person: *is barfed out*

<Normal Person has changed their name to Otaku>

Otaku: *sings* do you wanna watch Hetalia~!

Matthias: with Chibitalia in it too~!

Alfred: or we could even watch, Hetalia Paint It White,

Emil: And paint the aliens blue~!

Hungary: you used to be obsessive, but now you're not,

Japan: I wish you could tell me why~!

All: Do you want to watch Hetalia?

Matthias: *Belarus voice* IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE HETALIA...

Society: GO AWAY!

Otakus: it's your loss~!

~~~~

Heyaaaaa guys! I wrote the parody to Do You Wanna Build A Snowman myself, please don't steal!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I got the idea from Spongebob...

Jeg elsker dig!

Matthias

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