Again, woodcomics suggested I should make this. If you want, you can give me a suggestion! I'll probably take it!
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Toy Chica: Are you sure this you wanna do this? *holds bag of onions*
Golden Freddy: Of course I'm sure. Trust me, this will work. Now quit worrying! *squirts ketchup in bowl* Got the onions.
Toy Chica: Yes...
Golden Freddy: Good work. Ready TB?
Toy Bonnie: Yup! *plays the world's smallest violin*
*Golden Freddy cries while cutting onions*
Golden Freddy: Ok... just two more things and we're golden!
Toy Bonnie: Really Goldie?
Golden Freddy: Shut it.
Golden Freddy: Anyways... all we need now is some garlic and jalapenos.
*adds garlic and jalapenos*
Golden Freddy: Well.... here goes nothing. *eats disgusting mix*
Toy Bonnie: Well, me and TC will just be going now... hope it works! 👍👍
Toy Bonnie [whispers to Toy Chica]: Run, run, run!
*Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica run out of the pizzeria*
-25 minutes later...-
Golden Freddy: Well, you know what they say, Ariel and Erin. It's easy like Suuuuuundaaaaaaay moooooorniiiiing.
*Golden Freddy's breath was so bad that Ariel and Erin go unconscious*
Purple Guy: *clapping* Well done, Goldie. Ariel and Erin went out cold, thanks to you! Now we can kill them!
Golden Freddy: Sorry not sorry Purple Guy, I'm going after two idiotic security guards and a murderous purple maniac.
Purple Guy: I wouldn't call myself "murderous". Also, how did you knock them out?
Golden Freddy: My new super secret weapon called "bad breath".
*Purple Guy gets knocked out by Golden Freddy's breath (someone please tell me how this works)*
Golden Freddy: Three down, two to go.
-Mike's office-
Mike [sarcastically]: Great... *shuts doors*
Jeremy [hyperventilating]: What are we gonna do?? We're gonna get shoved in those suits!!!
Mike: First of all, shut up and quit freaking out! Secondly, he won't be getting in here. The doors are closed on.... 20% power!
Jeremy: OH NO!!!!!!!
Golden Freddy: Hey guys. Do you mind letting me in?
Mike: Yes, we mind!
Jeremy: OH GOD! WHATDOWEDO? WHATDOWEDO?
Mike: JEREMY, WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
Golden Freddy [smugly]: You do realize I can teleport, right?
Jeremy: Mike! I know you hate my guts, but PLEASE! Just this once, forget all that and save our butts!!
Mike [reluctantly]: Fine!
Jeremy: Great! What's your plan!
Mike: Step one: Shut up. Step two: Use those gas masks in the corner.
Golden Freddy: Too long! *teleports into Mike's office*
Golden Freddy: I got you... now....?
Mike: 'Sup Goldie.
Jeremy: Hi.
Golden Freddy [sarcastically]: Ha ha... very funny... now take those masks off. They look ridiculous on you two. Especially you two.
Mike [fake]: What? I can't hear you!
Golden Freddy: I know you can hear me.
Jeremy [fake]: WHAT?
Golden Freddy: Geez don't need to scream.
Mike: Fine. But still, what are you talking about?
Golden Freddy: THE MASK THAT'S ON YOUR FACE! STOP BEING AN IDOIOT!
Jeremy: No idea what you're talking about.
Mike: SHUT IT JEREMY!
Jeremy: I thought we made a peace treaty!!
Mike: TEMPORARY PEACE TREATY!
Golden Freddy: Ugh...
*Golden Freddy grabs a pair of scissors and cuts the masks off*
Mike: S*** (crap).
Golden Freddy: Ah, ah, ah... this is a chiiiiiild frieeeeendly plaaaaaace.
Mike: *gags*
Golden Freddy: What's the matter? Can't haaaaaandle it?
Mike: Of course we can't! We can hardly breathe! *coughs*
Golden Freddy: Good! I don't want you to breathe! I want you to suffer!
Jeremy: We're sooo screwed. *gags*
Mike: You think?! *coughs*
-main room of the building-
Ariel: Ow.... my head. You ok Erin?
Erin: Nope.
Erin: Hey, where's Goldie?
Ariel: That golden bear?! *grabs The Shovel*
Toy Chica: Is it safe?
Erin: No...
Toy Chica: Figures.
-Mike's office-
Jeremy: For the love of Fazbear! Goldie, just stop!
*Mike and Jeremy pass out*
Golden Freddy: Hah! I did it! Time to find some of those spare suits.
Ariel [yelling]: GOLDIE?????
Golden Freddy: Oh no....
*Ariel starts wacking Golden Freddy with The Shovel*
Ariel: This is what you get for knocking out me and Erin!!!
Golden Freddy: Ow!! I-I'm sorry! Please! Ow! I'll apologize!
Erin: KICK HIM! WACK HIM!
*Mike and Jeremy gain consciousness*
Erin: Hey, you guys ok?
Mike: Yea.. just a bit light-headed. Will Goldie be ok?
Erin: Probably not.
Jermey: Yay! Shovel Lady saved the day!
Mike [snickers] Shovel Lady. That's rich.
Ariel: I will kill you two.
Jeremy: Oh, and thanks for saving us.
Ariel: Saving you? No, I was getting revenge. You two could fend for yourselves.
Jeremy: Wha-?
Mike: Don't ask.
*Toy Bonnie comes in playing the world's smallest violin again*
Ariel: WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!???
Toy Bonnie: Sorry not sorry!