Suggested by Stichthecat
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SO glad that we're starting off with THE ULTIMATE BEST SHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRASON IS THE ONLY SHIP THAT MATTERS. THEY R THE CUTEST COUPLE!!!!! THEY ARE MARRIED 4EVUUUURR. BRASON IS CANON KING ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤😍😍😍😍
DGFNGHFMNHGMFNFH SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem, so anywho, Brason is better than your OTP, because, clearly, Jason's wifey Brickella would NEVER, under ANY circumstance, harm Jason in any way!!!!!111!!!! I mean, can you imagine Brickella ever knocking Jason out unconscious?? NO!!! SHE WOULDN'T!!! AND IF YOU THINK SHE WOULD YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!! >:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
She certainly wouldn't hurt Jason UNLIKE STAPLERELLA, THAT CUNTAHOLIC WHORE!!!!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
OOF sowwy didn't mean 2 get angry there uwu What matters is that BRASON IS THE BEST SHIP EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Score: 1000000000000000000000000000000OTP!!!/10 because DUH
Real Score: This stupid crack ship is hilarious/10
If you don't like Brason as a dumb joke, you have no sense of humor, and that's the truth y'all.
No, you summer children, I don't ACTUALLY ship this. But it's fun to act like a fanbrat nun