i just...
i love the league of villains
and i wanna see some slice of life villains
them being dorks
i know it sounds fuckd up but like
with their personalities and their unbridled hatred for each other
just imagine what kind of bullshit they all get up to in a small confined room together
like
i wanna see kurogiri being the mom that has to keep the entire team from killing one another and just losing his god damn mind over everything
i wanna see shigaraki throwing one of his tantrums and dabi being so done that he just,, hits him,, repeatedly
i wanna see shigaraki accidentally disintegrating shit and everybody yelling at him for it
toga's insane need to stab people keeping kurogiri busy 24/7
kurogiri practically BEGGING shigaraki to just fucking SLEEP because in order to be a good villain you must!! sleep!! to be productive!! and successfully drive fear into the hearts of men!!
"thats not what i want to DO kurogiri i want to show people that all might is SHIT not SCARE people"
"SHIGARAKI YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DONT SLEEP"
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
kurogiri just generally being the iida of the group
toga, twice, and mr.compress telling dabi to dab even though ITS FUCKIN LIKE 2100 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING BACK DEAD MEMES AND WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT WE'RE IN JAPAN
twice being compared to deadpool even though literally nobody cares about deadpool at this point and AGAIN we're in JAPAN
everyone giving spinner stupid nicknames related to lizards and him trying to not kill everybody over it
HAND PUNS. EVERYBODY (mostly dabi) IRRITATING SHIGARAKI WITH HAND PUNS. and kurogiri telling him "pls stop" and dabi just flipping him off and making even more puns
shigaraki eventually just straight up disintegrating every knife that toga tries to kill somebody with despite it being incredibly hypocritical because he tries to kill everybody just as much as she does
seriously i could go on about these guys for days just PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN
SOMEBODY WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING I DON'T CARE
I JUST WANT TO SEE THESE GUYS AT EACH OTHERS THROATS ALL THE TIME