Y/n was busy doing the bed neatly. She was about to put new sheets over the bed when suddenly her boyfriend shouted through the room. Announcing his arrival.
„Honey I am home!"
Y/n was trapped in the sheets and slipped down from the edge of the king size bed. She was so surprised to hear his voice, when she thought that he'd come home much later. But now she's still trapped in the sheet on the floor.
„J?"
„HA HA HA HA HA!"
„J help me get outta here!"
She was wiggling so hard to free herself but she only made it worse. Joker was having the best time, watching his baby girl rolling from side to side on the floor.
„J!"
She started whining and stopped moving. Joker got on his knees and pulled the sheet off of her body.
„Hey doll."
He said with a grin and Y/n only shook her head.
„Why are you already here? It's very early for your usual ~coming home time~"
„Aren't ya happy to see me, baby?"
„I only saw those sheets the last two minutes, till you decided to get me out."
Y/n got up from the ground, walking past him.
„Awww kitten's a little pissed?"
„No."
Joker chuckled and pulled her into a bone crashing hug.
„I've missed you all day long, baby."
„Ugh... J, was the meeting so exciting? You smell horrible!"
She tried to free herself from his strong grip, but it was useless. He chuckled and pressed her face even harder into his armpits.
„J! Stop, you're so disgusting! Let me go!"
„I thought you like how I smell."
„Usually I do, but your sweat is not very pleasing."
He let go of her and she started to unbutton his shirt. Her glare was fixed on the buttons and Jokers on her every move.
Next she unzipped his pants, but didn't pull them down.
„Why'd you stop? It started to make fun."
„You're a grown up man, you can undress yourself, I already helped you enough with opening everything, my dear five year old."
Joker growled and took of his shirt and pulled down his pants. Y/n continued to put sheets on the bed.
„Am I wrong or did you change the sheets yesterday?"
Y/n chuckled and eyed him up and down. Such a nice view to see the Joker glowing with his sweat only in his boxers.
„We made a mess last night."
„Ooh."
She nodded and Joker put his dirty clothes into the bedroom.
„I'll take a shower."
She nodded again and Joker closed the door.
Minutes later he heard it cracking open.
„Honey is that you?"
„Yeah."
„You're joining me?"
„Nope."
„Come on, doll."
„Nope."
Joker growled when he heard the door closing. When he came out of the shower Y/n wasn't in the bedroom anymore. His dirty clothes also gone.
He decided to lie down onto the freshly made bed. And Y/n got a heart attack when she came back and saw how Joker managed to make it so scrunched up, by just lying on it.
„How was your day, doll?"
„Fine, yours?"
„Had some stress at the club, cause this idiot didn't want to pay me my money."
„Oh and then?"
„I shoot him and got my money."
„Problem's solved?"
„Problem's solved."
~~~
Days later. Y/n was crying her eyes out.
Having to deal with the monthly period wasn't fun. And to deal with it alone made it only worse.
Joker was gone all day long. And Y/n had no idea when or ever he's coming back to her.
Wait... what if he left her. What if he found a better girl? What if he hates her?
These thoughts were killing her. He wouldn't do that to her, would he?
Y/n was too busy crying, to notice how Joker entered the bedroom and rushing to the bed, where Y/n hide under tons of blankets.
„Baby, Y/n, what's wrong? What happened? Who hurt you? Tell daddy and he's going to make them pay!"
Y/n sniffled and looked up to meet Jokers face. Worries written all over it.
„J you're here?"
„Yes, honey, what is it, why are you crying?"
„I thought you left me because I'm ugly."
„What?"
„Don't hate me."
„Doll, what are you talking about?"
Y/n said nothing. Joker then put a plastic bag onto the bed and took out a package of tampons and pads.
„For you."
Y/n took his offerings and sniffled again.
„You know?"
„Of course, honey. I always see it coming. You get moody, bitchy and clingy."
„Hehe... sounds like me."
Joker then told her to make some space for him and he lied down next to her.
„Here."
He took out a chocolate bar and hold a piece of it in front of Y/ns mouth.
„Your favorite."
„J you're the best, you know that?"
„I know. And you're the best after me."
She punched his elbow a little and they spent all night long cuddling and eating chocolate. Thanks to Joker, Y/ns period times aren't that bad.
~~~
The time was over when Y/ns period was bothering her. She was back to her happy self.
„Doll, why did you throw away your panties?...What the heck... I liked them on you!"
He fished them out of garbage bin and hold them up with two fingers. Y/n chuckled and walked to him.
„Look J, they're full of blood."
„You can wash them."
„No, that takes so much time."
„But you are washing my blood stained shirts and pants every time."
Y/n chuckled and took her panties off of his hand and throw them into the bin again.
„You never wondered where I am in the morning after breakfast?"
„Umm..."
„You're working in your office and I am in the bathroom. You know, it takes only a second to get those stains, but to get them off, needs hours."
Joker scratched his back and thought for a second.
„Tomorrow we will go to the Victoria Secret store and get you some new sexy panties."
Y/n kissed his cheek and thanked him. He's just the best.
~~~
It was so cute how Joker always made sure to kiss her before he'd go working. It was the most important thing for him before he'd leave.
~~~
„I love you J."
„I love you too."
„Prove it. Scream it into the world."
*whispers in her ear*
„I love you."
„Whyd you whisper it to me?"
„Because you are my world."
~~~
Joker was tickling Y/n so hard that she was shedding tears. She screamed and begged him to stop, but he wouldn't bulge. Y/n then bite him and he stopped.
„Heeeeeey-"
„You're annoying, leave me alone!"
...
„Wait... where are you going? Are you leaving me? No, please don't leave me!"
He came back after standing up to walk away.
„Stay here but please stop tickling me."
„I could spank you instead."
„No, please. I'm all good."
He pulled her onto his lap and hugged her from behind. They decided to watch a movie to end the day...
~~~
„J!"
„What is it, Y/n? I've told you about interrupting me."
„Why can't orphans play baseball? C'mon guess!"
„Why..?"
„They don't know where home is!"
He starts smiling.
„Naughty girl."
„I knew you would like this one!"
Joker was just the best boyfriend in the world. He accepted her her and her weirdness. Same for J. She accepted him and his weirdness.
A love that will last forever.