See, me and Jerod been rockin' since shorties 👧🏽👦🏾❤ that was always my nigga no matter what 😭 sure he was fuckin Perkeshia on the 3rd floor 🤷🏼♀️ and yea he got head from my cousin Tanya 🤤🍆 but me and him 👀 oh we're inseparable, at least I thought we were 🤦🏼♀️ but I really gotta take you 5 Days back before the wet weave, before 🗣"The Pool Party" incident when love was young and fresh 😤 ....
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 1
I had just woke up mouth all stank but my Jerod was right next to me with his semi heavy ass ☺ I looked for my phone and when I found it I had 3 missed calls from Shayla 🤔 but Ian stut that shit 🙄 all she do is talk about her boyfriend Nate With The Big Dick 🤦🏼♀️and no, I didn't name him that 😑 all the hoes really call him Nate With The Big Dick 🍆 but the block just callem Nate 😭... But anway , I knew Shayla just wanted to talk her shit bout that nigga so I never returned the calls... I got up and got dressed for work and made my man some food because his big ass never up when I'm up 😴 ... So while Im walking to the front door I noticed something kinda shiny under the couch 🛋💥🤔 so I reach to pick it up and as I'm bending down there go Shaylaa again 📱 so I answer...
Me: The hell you want auntie
Sha: Where you at ???
Me: About to head to work.. what's up?
Sha: You around Jerod ?
Me: He in the room sleep...
Sha: Run to yo car hoe 😭
Me: Bitch please 😭 (bends down to pick up shiny thing)
Sha: Its about yo nigga sus 🤦🏼♀️
Me: What about em?
Sha: Remember Alyssa sisters Kim and Tae ?
Me: Yea what about em? (Picks up object)
Sha: Well she said they said Gay Mike from around 36th saw Jerod with Perkeshia at McDonalds and she had on some shiny shit under her dress, like some shiny draws or some shit 🤷🏼♀️
Me: Let Me Call You Back 😑
I know Ian just find some pissy bedazzled draws in my house 😳 ! Unt uh ! JEROD !! FUCK NIGGA !!!!
To Be Continued . . . . . .
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 2
Me: (BOOM) 🚪 JEROD ! GETCHOE FAT ASS UP !!! JEROD! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME BOY!! JEROD !
Jer: WTF BRUH 😡
Me: *holds up draws* TF WHAT NIGGA !
Jer: The fuck you waving that shit in my face for ? Shit stink 😡
Me: They not mine 😑
Jer: Okay yo fonky ass homegirls be over here taking showers and shit 😑 ask Shayla or Bri !
I know this nigga not tryna blame these pissy ass panties on my friends, I mean they be poppin pussy but they never smell like a skunk was living in their draws for 6 years 🙄 ... I had to recollect my thoughts and try that shit again 😐...
Me: Maybe you picked them up around 36th saaaaaaay by McDonalds
Jer: Huh, why you say that 😳
Me: Ion know wild guess 🤷🏼♀️
He had that 🗣"Who told you" look in his eyes then this nigga looked me in my eyes and said 🗣"I don't know where them shits came from baby I'll kiss the ground right now on my life, on my mama!" and the first thing I said was this nigga just lied on his mama 🤦🏼♀️. So since I was getting nowhere with that shit and realized it was almost 8:30am and Imma be late for work fuckin with this shit 🙄 I threw the draws in the garbage 👙🗑, should've threw them in his lying ass mouth, and then I headed out the door... As I'm walking down the stairs I notice a car I never seen before in our apartment parking lot but thought nothing of it 🤷🏼♀️ I just couldn't shake the feeling that car didnt belong so I walked by it tryna see if someone was inside but no one was in it ... I walked to my car and got in it but sat for like 10 minutes just to see if I can see the person who owns the car 🤨 but no one came so I just pulled off ... I was just being paranoid at the time, so I thought ....
To Be Continued . . .
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 3
Im on my way to work just talking to myself like "Kera, you know the boy lying 🤦🏼♀️ you know he lying! You KNOW HE IS ! You should turn around" but I was already half way to work ... My phone started ringing and I saw it was Shayla
Me: Hel-
Sha: What happened to you calling me back?
Me: Bitch long story
Sha: We stabbing niggas and burying bodies or no 🤔
Me: Not yet 😑
Sha: Oh I was playing 😳 don't tell me Mike wasn't lying 🤦🏽♀️
Me: Ion know... Let me ask you something..
Sha: What's up?
Me: You got your car
Sha: I got Nate shit , he took mine to work 🤷🏽♀️
Me: I need you
Sha: Drive by 🤔
Me: Drive by, drive thru, run over 😑!
Sha: Ride or die fool 😭 finna go put on clothes now
Me: Alright call me when you get there .....
Sha: Alright ...
So I make it to my job just in time to see my boss standing there waiting on me to make it to work 🤦🏼♀️ ... So we walk inside and get started with all of the paperwork needed at the end of the day... I see a few of my coworkers laughing and looking my way and before I could go see what was so funny Kate stopped me and pulled me to the side 🤨...
Kate: Are you okay?
Me : Of course 🤨 why ?
Kate: 😳.... No reason...
Kate looked like she just say her ex husband how big her eyes got and she walked away too fast for me to stop her 🤔... So I walked over to where the 2 girls were snickering and asked what's funny 🤨 she looked me in my eyes and said 🗣"Oh you don't know 🤭" but before I could continue my boss called me in his office and the girls were on their way out the door 🚪🚶🏻♀️🚶🏿♀️ still fuckin snickering 😑 so I follow my boss into his office but I feel like it was bad how quiet he was at first 😳 and I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket but I can't answer right now 📱..... My boss approached me the same way Kate did and it was weird 😐 like what the fuck is wrong with these people today 😭... So my boss just comes on out with it
Mr.B: Kera I know you are a very hard worker and you deserve a promotion but ...
Me : But.... I heard a but 🤔
Mr.B: Kera we have a certain way we run our business...
Me: Sir I know I was la-
Mr.B: I wanna give you this promotion but your personal business should stay personal, understand?
Me: (inner thoughts: Personal business? What personal business?) Sir what do you mean ?
Mr.B: What happens in your home should stay there... Okay?
Me: Yes sir...
Mr.B: Alright go ahead and get back to work ☺
So I walk out his office confused like what the hell is going on ... I finally check my phone and I have 13 missed calls from Shayla 🤔 so I call her back 📱
Me: Hello
Sha: Bitch you not gone believe it 🤦🏽♀️
To Be Continued . . .
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 4
Sha: Bitch you not gone believe it....(service acts up)
Me: Believe what??
Sha: sgqjsjfd ssd th segga
Me: Huh 🤨
Sha: shgdsfdg slhd ghjkqk
Me: I can't hear you Shay baby 😭
Sha: BITCH I SAID YO NIGGA JUMPED IN THE DRIVER SEAT OF A WHITE 2016 ALTIMA !!! CRUNK THAT HOE UP AND SLID! I thought you said he wrecked his car ?????
Me: He did 😑
Sha: Evidently he big sliding now sus !
Me: Wait you said white ?????
Sha: Yea 🤨
Me: Is a Black Impala still outside my building with no Driver ?
Sha: Yea 🤨
Me: Unt uh 😭
Sha: Bitch I just told you yo nigga in a car he not suppose to have and you worried about unknown cars???
Me: Ian tryna get raped walking up them stairs before I stab my baby daddy to death 😭...
Sha: Point taken 🤔
Me: Let me call Jody, I mean Jerod ...
Sha: Alright..
So I hang up with Shayla and call this nigga because his car is nowhere near an Altima or nowhere near fixed 🤨 No Answer 📱..... Call a 6th time and got a answeer
Jer: Hello? Bae?
Me: What you doing?
Jer: Just woke up?
Me: You still home 🤨
Jer: Yea ... Where else would I be?
Me: (inmer me: Lying ass nigga) Just asking... I'm staying late tonight like after 12am my boss asked..
Jer: That's fine ...
Me: Okay baby I love you
Jer: Luh you too yo...
So he obviously just lied 🤔 .... So I'm tryna be sneaky as possible so I can get to the bottom of it so when the police ask why I killed him I can have a reason to be in Prison away from my child 👶🏽... Then it hit me ... Jerod's sister decided to babysit Anna while I worked today, which the she never does, now I really feel like I'm being tried 😑 shit adding up too perfect and I know I'm crazy but Im not seeing and hearing shit crazy! So I finally finish with work but nowhere near as late as I told Jerod... I drive all the way home I see Shayla but no Jerod ... Then we get a group text from Kim 💬 "Pool Party On Saturday At Bob House" ... Then another text, its a picture of Jerod hopping out the white Altima with 2 girls 😳 ...
Sha: Bitch you in shock fuck that... (grabs phone 📱) DROP THE LOCATION
Then we hear a quick ping, MESSAGE! LOCATION! When I say we ran out the house , I felt like Kunta Kinte before they chopped his foot off "GOTTA GET THERE" when we get down stairs I let Shayla know we need to take Nate car so he won't spot us but as I look over my shoulder I still see this Black Impala with no driver 🤔 fuck that .... My nigga finna die tonight !
Sha: I told you bout that fat wanna be Haitian! I told you he a nasty nigga
Me: And what Nate is ???
Sha: Jerod get more pussy than Nate on pay day 🤦🏽♀️ cut it out
Me: They both some hoes
Sha: And we some dumb hoes, stur'pid!
Me: Bitch just drive 🤪
So we're on the move... We get to where the GPS lead us and I spot the Altima parked in some type of community for duplexes
Sha: I got my gun on me 🔫
Me: Ohkay just put it down til you need
Sha: Nah, nah, nah... We shootin niggas tonight 🙄 one of the hoes act ocky Imma bust a bitch in they knee cap
Me: Who nigga he is mine or yours???
Sha: Hoe I'm yo nigga 🤨 the fuck..
So Shayla and I hop out the car on go, she hiding in bushes 🌾👀🌾 like we tryna ambush some shit with her 22 🤦🏼♀️.. I knock 👊🏼🚪 and a bitch in a blonde wig answer the door and all I know is Me and Shayla was on her neck before she could speak... Jerod runs to her rescue as she screams "Help! Get Them OFF ME"
Jer: The fuck yall got goi-
(His eyes got big as fuck 😳)
Me: So you home right ?????
To Be Continued ............
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 5
Me: So you home right???
Jer: I just got here 😳
Me: What the fuck is here ?!
Jer: My dawg came and got me ...
(Inner me: Is this fuck nigga serious??? CAN'T BE!) So I swung on his ass 🤷🏼♀️ before he could react Shayla was off the girl and in his face with the Pew Pew 🔫 like Diamond off Players Club 🤦🏼♀️
Sha: Let me shoot my shot since he over here shooting his 👨🏾🔫🤪
Me: (ignores Shayla and swings again 👊🏼) YOU AIN'T SHIT BUT A FUCKIN LIAR ! You even put them pissy draws on yo mama, was it this bitch with the pissy pussy you had in my house
Sha: (points gun at the girl)
Jer: Bae I'm telling you the truth , SHAY CHILL !!!
Sha: So where the other hoe at ???
Jer: Ain't no other hoe yall trippin!!!!
(Hears moaning from a distant)
Sha: Oh so the party in the back ???
Me: So I guess we in the back??
Jerd: No bruh !
Sha: (turns around with gun 🔫) Step and gotchue foot shot off bitch I'm not playing 🤪
So I walk to the back and the moaning gets louder! I burst through the door......
Me: So yall in here have a goo-
A loud gasp comes from the two people in the room and I scream 🗣"WHAT THE FUCK"... Shayla looks at me and says 🗣"Bitch what?!" then she walks over to the room to see Nate with the other girl that was in the picture Kim sent.. She aimed (Pew Pew) let off 2 shots, my heart dropped to the floor as I heard the girl in the bed with Nate scream, I just knew Me and Shayla fucked up
To Be Continued . . . .
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 6
My heart was racing I didn't even wanna turn my head when I heard the hoe scream 🤦🏼♀️. All I saw was Shayla and all Shayla saw was RED 💔... Funny part about it we never even thought of Nate being there , he was suppose to be at work in Shayla's car but Shayla's car wasn't there when we first pulled up... Shay's sweating with tears running down her cheeks 😡😢 I finally turn my head left I see the girl on the ground losing her shit but not shot... I look towards Nate , he's alive but on the ground with a new hole in his ear 👂🏽🔫, I guess him seeing me being the one to open the door he opened his eyes and knew she wasn't too far behind I'd like to think 🤔 or maybe he lucky and Shay just a bad shooter 🤨 doubt the 2nd one 🤦🏼♀️ Jerod and the other girl are in the livingroom dodging bullets
Me: Shay Baby ? Give me the gun 🔫
Sha: Don't talk to me right now I might just shoot his ass again
Nat: (holding his ear) Bae listen to-
Sha: Whatever the fuck you finna say save it or Imma shoot yo dick off next 😡
Nat: Baby, wait list-
Sha: Shut tf up Nate, how could you do some shit like this ? You beg me to forgive you for fuckin bum ass hoes now you wanna tippy toe around me? NAH NIGGA STEP (points gun at Nate)
Me: Sha stop !!!!!
Sha: Fuck that we should bury these niggas alive ! But Imma just shoot Nate again 🔫
Before she could shoot again I grabbed her arm and the gun went off!
Me: Stop with the stupid shit ! We either finna whoop everybody ass or go home, we can't afford jail..
Nat: Bae you got 2 strikes..
Sha: Fuck nigga you got a bullet !
Me: Shay!
Sha: Fuck this shit Kera I gave this nigga everything!
Shayla looks down and see the girl tryna crawl pass naked, "Hoe where you going" Shay stumped her in the head 3 good times but to be honest after the first stump she was sleep on the ground.
Nat: Shayla wtf man!
Sha: You fuck hoes and save em huh?
Nat: Sha-
Sha: Where the fuck is my car?
Nat: At my mama house...
Sha: Give me my keys..
Nat threw Shay her keys, looked at me and said "Lets go"
Nat: How we suppose to get home?
Sha: Them hoes can take you to yo moms house
Sha: They have a car you've been running around in all day 😪
Nat: Kera talk some sense into her
Me: Not in my job description unk, we gone
Nat: Bruh you got me fu-
Shay pointed the gun back at him
Sha: If you hit me and I shoot you that's self defense 🤪 so bring it!
Nat: You the evilest BITCH I know!
Sha: Yea the one the feed you and provide you with a roof right? Right!
Nat: Man do what you gotta do
Sha: There's the Nate I know....
I walk out the room door and Shayla is right behind me. We make it to the front and I see Jerod, the girl is hiding and terrified so I tell Shayla lets just leave.. We go outside to car just to head home.... it's 11:56 and I asked Shayla to stay with me... We pulled up to my apartment and got out the car and that Black Impala I kept noticing had a body in the drivers seat, I tried to get a better look but before you know it the person was exiting the car and as I realized who it was I felt my day couldn't get any worse...
To Be Continued...
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 7
When I realized who it was in the car I pushed Shay to keep walking so she wouldn't realize anyone was in it. See Shay is so fuckin nosey to where she's smart as fuck but thank God she was blinded by our current situation 🤷🏼♀️. She kept walking and I wasn't too far behind... I rushed to the door immediately knocking Shayla out the door way.
Sha: Damn hoe ! Slow down!
Me: I gotta pee 🤥 (rushes to the bathroom)
Sha: Alright hurry up so I can shower after you , I'm sweaty and feeling kinda Homicidal 🤪
Me: Shut up (closes door 🚪)
Sha: HE LUCKY YOU SAVED HIS ASS! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Shayla's voice fades in the distance because more problems just popped up and shit just got alot more complicated... See the thing about that particular black Impala is that I knew it looked familar but I wasn't sure.. I know yall sitting there like "Kera who in the car bitch" but that's complicated... See that black Impala and I got to know one another skin to the leather or maybe it was pleather 🤨 anyway, so did the owner 🤔 but it was so long ago 🤦🏼♀️ never thought I'd run into Donte again ... Honestly Ion know why I ran away from him , we never had blood I meeeaan we both just explored each other's bodies while in 2 separate relationships , yea yea I cheated on Jerod a long time but only once... I know a couple of yall like what in the fuck but shid Jerod ain't no saint! And no Shayla never knew because she'd never let me live it down especially now that I done held that shit for so long 😭 yall don't Know Shayla Latrice Ophelia Dennis like I do and she coo the fuck coo 🤦🏼♀️. I told Jerod I never fucked that boy 😭 just lying through my teeth! Donte raggedy ass babymama and I exchanged a few words when she went through his phone 📲 . She wasn't just mad about the affair, she was mad at the fact she read a specific message that said 💬"I don't want this baby so what do we do" that was before Anna... After she read it she flipped out and popped up to my old job were Donte and I work together but nothing happened, she did more crying than yelling 🤷🏼♀️ I left him alone to just focused on me and Jerod ... I just hope that hoe not my new neighbor who moved in because I haven't seen them yet since they got here😐.. All of a sudden I hear three knocks at the door, so I hop up, I was fake peeing anyway....
Me: Who Is It 👁🚪?
To Be Continued . . .
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 8
So I hear a few knocks on the the door and I go towards it telling Shay she can bathe first so she goes to the bathroom and I scream 🗣"Who is it?" I hear a deep familiar voice. I peek out the peep hole and guess who? It's Jerod fat ass.
Jer: So you not gone open the door
Me: (silence)
Jer: Kera I need clothes Ion have none
Me: (still quiet)
Jer: *bang bang bang* (slams fist on door) bruh open the fuckin door Kera
Me: No nigga !
So I walked to the back and got him some clothes and put them in a bag. I told him walk away from the door and he did so I opended the door and threw the bag outside then quickly closed the door and told him to leave ..
Jer: Damn it's like that?
Me: I should be asking you that...
Jer: Baby I'm sorry
Me: How many times you think sorry gone fix the fucked up shit you do ?
Jer: Ion do shit !
Me: So what the fuck was going on earlier? A tea party ??? 🤨 Bitch do I look like BooBoo The Fuckin Fool 🤦🏼♀️!
Jer: I swear it was one time!
Me: And on yo mama you ain't recognize them pissy blinged out draws neither.
Jer: Baby I ju-
Me: Unt uh ...
Shayla comes out the bathroom..
Sha: Who the fuck was that???
Me: Some homeless dude 🤥🤷🏼♀️
Sha: Yo neighborhood weird af 😭 no wonder you kept checkin that black Impala 🤦🏽♀️!
Me: Girl ignore it ... We had a long day and I'm tired as fuck
Sha: Them niggas really tried us... I hope Nate get to his shit before I do..
Me: Don't bleach that boy shit.
Sha: His shit is my shit so technically I'm destroying my shit auntie Thank You Very MUCH, Left Eye !
Me: I know you ain't calling nobody Left Eye because we burned that shit down together OKAY!
Sha: I miss that us 🤦🏽♀️ ...
Me: We never left 😭
Sha: Nah hoe you soft 😭
Me: (Throws remote) Fuck you!
It was nice to see Shayla and I could find time to laugh after all that shit. I know we sound more mad than hurt but we actually was some hurt hoes that night... It ate me alive how I didn't see it coming. Like, how could I not see it...
To Be Continued...
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 9
Ion understand how Shayla could be sleep after all of that 🤦🏼♀️. I was wide awake 😶 tryna get my mind off everything but it just kept replaying in my head and Donte is in my building for God knows what.. This shit is all out of wack! One day really just flipped my entire world upside down!!! This boy just asked me to marry him and I can't even trust his ass 🤦🏼♀️... So I decide to go to the couch and think since Shay is in my room sleeping and SNORING, I almost put a sock in her mouth! Anywho... All of this shit was just hitting me. Now I'm just planning my next move.. My phone vibrates and I check it. It's a message from Kim..
K💬: Yall going Saturday right?
S💬: It's a lot going on...
K💬: I already heard....
See where I live is not too big not too small but everyone in my town knows one another and word spread quicker than a strippers legs 🤦🏼♀️ so I knew she was telling the truth I mean hey, she the one who sent the picture!
S💬: Shid, I'll go... Shayla gone make me go!
K💬: Alright me and Crystal riding with yall hoes
S💬: 4 deep is all we need
K💬: PERIOD
S💬: Goodnight man 🤣
K💬: Bye hoe 💃🏽 !
Being up wasn't finna fix shit... I was feeling kinda down ... But I had to go to sleep I had some hoes to question at work in the morning and it was already 4am. So I sucked that shit up and forced myself to sleep because my mind was racing. There's another knock at the door 🚪I already knew it was Jerod so I opened it. "Oh my God Jerod I just told you to leave m-" I paused because it wasn't Jerod 🤦🏼♀️
To Be Continued
Day 1 🌞🌴 Part 10
Pause ⏸ now I know a lot of yall like where is my baby in all this but Anna has nothing to do with this part I find it best to leave her out as much as possible. Now where were we 🤔 Oh yea 🤦🏼♀️ Play ▶️ So here I am standing right in front of the Donte's babymoms 😳 She has a huge smile on her face, now I never said she saw my face when she came to the job so she doesn't know who I am all she knows is a number. She says 🗣"Hi I'm Niecy I just moved in above you and I'm sorry to bother you but I just saw some one leave here so I figured you were up. They left this package in my mailbox earlier and it's obviously not mine" she laughs "so I thought I should give it to you before you thought something happened to it" still smiling with that big dumb ass smile with a package that had Jerod's name on it. Now don't get me wrong she's not a bad person but I don't feel like dealing with this shit right now 🤦🏼♀️.
Me: Thank you so much I appreciate it neighbor 🤪
Nie: Of course! I'm new here and I don't wanna start off wrong and plus Tamika said you were a great neighbor to be around and you're co captain of the neighborhood committee?
Me: Uh Yea
Pause ⏸ Now don't laugh about that 😭 I'm only on the committee to keep those people out my business and off my ass. Even though I live in an apartment, I live in a great neighborhood away from what I'm use to so I act different around my neighbors and so does Shay out of respect.. Okay Play ▶️
Me: Well Okay take care 👋🏼-
Nie: Wait... I'm sorry but I feel like I know you from somewhere 🤨
Me: Maybe maybe not (inner me: BITCH GO HOME)
Nie: Okay I'm sorry again. Have a nice night.
Me: You tooooo.... (closes door)
What in the fuck is going on 🤦🏼♀️. Shayla still sleep and Ian get a wink of it since I got up this morning 😐... Imma just call in tomorrow and request PTO since I don't miss work 🤦🏼♀️... I just need a good five hours 😭 is all I kept saying but I also wanted all the way up until Saturday off... So I finally laid down and closed my eyes. *PING💬* I ignored the first one and then 2 minutes later *PING💬 PING💬* I grunted like I never grunted before 😤 "You've gotta be fuckin kiddin' me with this shit !!!!" it was my phone, going off about Jerod and Blondie 🙄 group chats, links, screenshots of conversations about the shit, the works but one message stood out 💬"It's nice seeing you again beautiful 😘" from a 5389 number 🤔 now this couldn't be Donte. . . . So I text the number back like 💬"New phone who this?" just in case it's a number I never saved or maybe it was Jerod's dumb ass? I here a *PING💬* and go to my messages ...... and the message said "Donte🖤" I thought my heart was going to explode 🙄 God why me?
Day 1 Ends ....