Im like this when I cant think of a next chapter...hehe..w....ir maybe not
Script by: Ayako,Ria,日で(Ni~de)
Romaji:
Imouto: ONIICHAAAANN!! MATA SHIMAPAN WO NUSUMI SHITANO?!
Generic harem protag: H-Haaa?! S-Sonna koto shinee yo! //panicked noises//
Imouto: Usotsuki! Atama no ue ni irunda! //snatches it away//
Generic harem protag: H-Hiiii! O-Omae, atama, nanika kowaretano?! Sore ni, ore wa kanren ketsueki no nai imouto no pantsu wo nusumu no ga kowai ssu!
Imouto: Ara, motto warui koto wo sasetanda, ne? Watashi no shimapan to!! KONO KUSO SHISUKON! RORIKUN! KITTO, KUN KUN SHITANDESHOU?!
Generic harem protag: S-SOU JANAI TTE! Ore no koto, shiranai no? Ore wa tada no futsuu no harem no mein kyarakuta dayo! Konna koto wo saseru nante, kowai ssu! Kitto, ano kuso futsuu tsundere osananajimi ga omae no pantsu wo nusumi shitanoyo! Sore to.. eto.. ore no atama no ue ni shita no yo! Sou! To, aitsu, sadisuto nanda!
Imouto: Kondo koso, omae no itoko wo sadisuto to yobu no?!
Generic harem protag: Aitsu no honshin ga shiranainda!
Imouto: Demo, anta no honshin ga shitteru wa!
Generic harem protag: Watashi no atama wo yomanai yo, kanren ketsueki no nai imouto!
Imouto: Dekinai kedo, watashi ga yan-tsun-dere no burokon dakara, anta no heya ni kamera wo toritsuketano! Hooora~
Generic harem protag: D-Dakara omae no heya ni, ano sougankyou ga ita no! Kowai ssu!
Imouto: Saaa, watashi ga yandere wo shitteru kara, hoka no joshi no namae wo, ZETTAI HANASHI WA SHINAI, wakaaattaaa?? ^~^ Shinai to, buttobasu wayo! Fun!
Generic harem protag: Kuso! Kitto, ore no osananajimi ga kore wo shitteta! Tte, kossori, ore wo mamottetanda! Kono purotto tsuisuto desu ne!
Imouto: Itoko nan desukedo!
Generic harem protag: Mata purotto tsuisuto?! Sore tomo.. OBAASAITO?! Maa, ii ya~ Tonikaku, PANIKKUUU!!!!
[Generic harem protag proceeds to scream like a little girl]
(Secretly yandere) Cousin: Arr~ Watashi wa koko ni imasuu!
Imouto: [name]-oneechan! Oniichan ga, anata ga sadisuto toka konna koto ittano yo! Hidoi deshou?!
Cousin: Ara, sou ka? Naze konna hidoi koto wo ittan deshou… Soredemo… anta ga… anna koto wo aitsu ni muri wo ittan deshou…
Imouto: D-Demo… shimasen deshita!!
[Generic harem protag makes panicked sounds out of cowardice!]
Cousin: Jaa, imasugu kesenaky– Aa, arro!
[He tries to say something, but of course, keeps tripping over his words like the useless piece of garbage he is!]
Imouto: //casually grabs a scythe// [name]-oneechan, kikoeta yo~
Cousin: //picks up knife that she was hiding this whole time// Sou dane, anna hidoi koto, zettai iwanai yo… Ano kuso imouto da… Maa, aitsu wo kesseba iinda~ Omae ga suki no hoka no onna mitai ni..
Generic harem protag: Ch-Chotto matte! K-K-Kore, odayaka de h-hanashitara dou da?! Datte, kono toire, chiisai desho? Hahaha!
Imouto: //swings scythe and kills them both// YABAI!! ONIICHAN, ONICHANN!!! ;;
Cousin: Aa. Mou daijoubu. Fumetsu deshita no you da. Sore to, watashi, kunren sa reta ansatsunin. Aa, sore to, sugee okane ga motsu kazoku ni umareta demo watashi ga tsuyosugiru kara kandousareta
Imouto: Haai! Koko de tomete agemashou! Tehehe! Kakushatachi wa zettai, kore wo kaku no mae ni, keikaku saremashita!
[Generic harem protag is bleeding out on the floor while making all kinds of death noises!]
Imouto: //touches blood// Daijoubu! Kore wa tada no furuutsu panchi! =v=b
Generic harem protag: //suddenly stands up Pff.. bareta ka.
[Generic harem protag laughs maniacally as his body emits black smoke]
Imouto: … Chuunibyou. Chuunibyou desu ne.
Cousin: Tsugi wa dou naru ka?! Rainen no shiizun tsuu no tsugi no episoodo ni wa arimasu! Sugu kimasu!
Imouto: Nanchatte, kakushatachi yarukinainda
Cousin: Oshimai desuka?
Imouto: Hai, oshimai desu!
Japanese:
妹: お兄ちゃーん！！また島パンを盗みしたの？！
汎用ハーレム主人公: ハ…ハーッ？！そ…そんなことしねーよ！
妹: 嘘つき！頭の上にいるんだ！
汎用ハーレム主人公: ヒ…ヒーッ！お…お前、頭、何か壊れたの？！それに、俺は関連血液のない妹のパンツを盗むのが怖いっす！
妹: あら、もっと悪いことをさせたんだね？私の島パンと！！このくそシスコン！ロリ君！きっと、クンクンしたんでしょう？！
汎用ハーレム主人公: そ…そうじゃないって！俺のこと知らないの？俺はただのふつうのハーレムのメインキャラクターだよ！こんなことをさせるなんて怖いっす！きっと、あのくそふつうツンデレ幼なじみがお前のパンツを盗みしたのよ！それと…えと…俺の頭の上にしたのよ！そう！と、あいつサディストなんだ！
妹: 今度こそ、お前のいとこをサディストと呼ぶの？！
汎用ハーレム主人公: あいつの本心が知らないんだ！
妹: でも、あんたの本心が知ってるわ！
汎用ハーレム主人公: 私の頭を読まないよ、関連血液のない妹！
妹: できないけど、私がヤンツンデレのブロコンだから、あんたの部屋にカメラを取り付けたの！ほーら～
汎用ハーレム主人公: だ…誰かお前の部屋に、あの双眼鏡がいたの！怖いっす！
妹: さあ、私がヤンデレを知ってるから、他の女子の名前を絶対話はしない、分かったー？しないと、ぶっ飛ばすわよ！ふーん！
汎用ハーレム主人公: くそ！きっと、俺の幼なじみがこれを知ってた！って、こっそり、俺を守ってたんだ！このプロット・ツイストですね！
妹: いとこなんですけど！
汎用ハーレム主人公: またプロット・ツイスト？！それとも…オバーサイト？！まあ、いいや～ とにかく、パニックー！！ (女の子のようで叫ぶ)
いとこ: あ～ 私はここにいますー！
妹: ○○お姉ちゃん！お兄ちゃんはあなたがサディストとかこんなこと言ったのよ！ひどいでしょう？！
いとこ: あら、そうか？なぜこんなひどいことを言ったんでしょう…それでも…あんたが…あんなことをあいつに無理を言ったんでしょう…
妹: で…でも…しませんでした！！
いとこ: じゃ、今すぐ消せなきゃー あ、あろー！
(汎用ハーレム主人公は何かを言ってみるけど、何も言えない。妹は大鎌を取る。)
妹: ○○お姉ちゃん聞こえたよ～
(いとこはナイフを取る。)
いとこ: そうだね、あんなひどいこと、絶対言わないよ…あのくそ妹だ…まあ、あいつを決せばいいんだ～ お前が好きのほかの女みたいに…
汎用ハーレム主人公: ちょ…ちょっと待って！こ…こ…これ、穏やかでは…話したらどうだ？！だって、このトイレ小さいでしょ？ハハハッ！
(妹は大鎌を使って、二人を殺す。)
妹: やばい！！お兄ちゃん、お兄ちゃん！
いとこ: ああ。もう大丈夫。不滅でしたのようだ。それと、私、訓練された暗殺人。ああ、それと、すげーお金が持つ家族に生まれたでも私が強すぎるから勘当された。
妹: は～い！ここで止めてあげましょう！テヘへッ！覚者たちは絶対これを書く前に計画されました！
(汎用ハーレム主人公は床にいて、死ぬの音をする。妹は血を触れる。)
妹: 大丈夫！これはただのフルーツポンチ！
(汎用ハーレム主人公は立つ。)
汎用ハーレム主人公: フッ…ばれたか。アハハハハハッ！
妹: …中二病。中二病ですね。
いとこ: 次はどうなるか？！来年のシーズン２の次のエピソードにはあります！すぐきます！
妹: なんちゃって、覚者たちやる気ないんだ。
いとこ: おしまいですか？
妹: はい、おしまいです！
English:
Imouto: ONIICHAAANN! DID YOU STEAL MY SHIMAPAN AGAINNN?!
Generic harem protag: W-Whaaat? I-I wouldn’t do something like that! (panicked noises)
Imouto: You liar! It’s right on top of your head! //snatches it away//
Generic harem protag: H-Hiiiii! Y-You must be delusional! Besides, I wouldn’t dare to steal my non blood-related little sister’s panties!
Imouto: Oh, that just shows that you did even naughtier things with my shimapan! YOU STUPID SISCON! LOLICON! I BET YOU SNIFFED IT TOO!
Generic harem protag: N-NO! Don’t you know me? I’m just a generic harem protag who’s too much of a coward to do such things! I bet it was the generic tsundere osananajimi who stole your shimapan and…uh, put them over my head while I slept! Right! And she wanted me to suffer the consequences for no apparent reason!
Imouto: Now, you’re calling your cousin a sadist?!
Generic harem protag: You don’t know what she truly is like!
Imouto: But I DO know what YOU’RE like!
Generic harem protag: You can’t read my mind, non blood-related little sister!
Imouto: I can’t, but because I’m a yan-tsun-dere brocon, I’ve installed cameras in your room! Loooook~
Generic harem protag: S-So that’s what the binoculars in your room were for! I am instantly terrified!
Imouto: Nowww, Since you found out that I’m a yandere, Don’t you ever speak of any other girl’s name! ^~^ If not, I’ll kick you! Hmpf!
Generic harem protag: Damn! I bet my childhood friend knew all along and was secretly trying to protect me from your clutches! Such a plot twist this is!
Imouto: But she’s your cousin!
Generic harem protag: Another plot twist?! …Or an oversight? Oh well, whatever! Anyway, PANIIIIC!
[Generic harem protag proceeds to scream like a little girl]
(Secretly yandere) Cousin: Haro. I am here.
Imouto: [name]-oneechan! Oniichan said you were a sadist and other bad things about you! Terrible, right?!!
Cousin: Did he now? Why would he say such mean things.. Unless.. Unless you told him to say those things..
Imouto: B-But.. I didn’t!
[Generic harem protag makes panicked sounds out of cowardice!]
Cousin: Then, I’ll have to get rid of you- Oh haro!
[He tries to say something, but of course, keeps tripping over his words like the useless piece of garbage he is!]
Imouto: //casually grabs a scythe// [name]-oneechan, I heard you~
Cousin: //picks up knife that she was hiding this whole time// Yeah, you wouldn’t say anything like that about me right? It’s that sister of yours.. Well, I’ll guess I’ll have to get rid of her like I did with the other girls that liked you..
Generic harem protag: W-Wait! Can’t we r-r-resolve this peacefully?! I mean, this bathroom sure is small, right? Hahaha!
Imouto: //swings scythe and kills them both// OH NOO!! ;; ONIICHAN, ONIICHANN!!
Cousin: Nevermind. Turns out I’m immortal. Also I’m a trained assassin born into an extremely rich family that disowned me because I was too powerful to contain.
Imouto: Alright! I think we should stop here! Tehehe! I swear the writers planned before writing this script!
[Generic harem protag is bleeding out on the floor while making all kinds of death noises!]
Imouto: //touches blood// Don’t worry! This is just fruit punch! =v=b
Generic harem protag: //suddenly stands up Pfff…looks like you figured me out.
[Generic harem protag laughs maniacally as his body emits black smoke]
Imouto: … Chuunibyou. Chuunibyou, that’s what it is.
Cousin: Find out what happens next time in the next episode! Which is coming in season 2 of next year!
Imouto: Jk the writers are too lazy
Cousin: Is it the end?
Imouto: It’s the end!