Air: SEASON TWELVE BITCHEEEES!
Air: Cas give no fucks
Rainkeeper: We get it. You like Supernatural.
Air:......LIKE is a weak word....
*players appear*
Nightflyer; so, should we give them a warning this time or-
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Players: *switch bodies with their Significant other*
Nightflyer:.......Or, you know. Just do THAT.
Joy: So, Cleril, Ripnami, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, and Turtlejou have swapped.
Seashell: And the rest are random.
Winter: *is in Moon's body*
Moon: *is in Qibli's body*
Qibli: *is in Winter's body*
Umber: *has swapped with Carnelian*
Carnelian: *has swapped with Sunny*
Sunny: *has swapped with Umber*
Clay: Oh my moons. Peril, WHY ARE SO WARM!?!?!
Peril:......Firescales, Clay. Firescales.
Peril: And what have you been eating!?!? *stomach growls*
Clay: Not enough, judging by the growl.
Riptide: Oh my moons. Quick! Somebody zap me to Queen Coral!
Tsunami: DON'T YOU DARE!
Riptide: So this is what it's like to be the precious Seawing Princess...
Tsunami: RIPTIDE I WILL KILL YOU.
Riptide: But by killing me, aren't you killing yourself?
Tsunami: But if that's true, then by killing you, I'm also committing suicide, wait....WHAT IS THIS?!!?!
Deathbringer: .........So, I'm a Queen now.
Glory: Oh moons.
Deathbringer: And i can change colors....
Glory: Deathbringer, whatever you are thinking of doing while in my body, DON'T DO IT.
Deathbringer: BUT I CAN DO ANYTHING! I HAVE AN ARMY!
Glory: Okay, that's it. I'm putting you in a relationship with an ugly Icewing, and letting you deal with the consequences when you switch back.
Deathbringer: CRAP. WAIT GLORY NO!!
Fatespeaker: So this is what it feels like to be smart.
Starflight:......And this is what it feels like to be YOU.
Starflight: Creepy.
Sunny: Umber, what have you DONE to this thing? I feel like I'm a skittles covered unicorn wrapped in a gay pride flag.
Umber: Yeah, try not to fart in there, you might shoot rainbows.
Sunny: How-
Umber: And CARNELIAN! This is a NICE body! Minus all the battle scars, of course. Too bad these pretty scales got blown up by my sister...
Carnelian: Wait what?
Carnelian: And Sunny, I never realized how literal your name was until now.
Sunny: What do you mean?
Carnelian: Like, I think it I cut my arm-your arm, wait- anyway, it feels like you're literal blood is made out of sunshine.
Joy: No, that only happens to Goddesses.
Joy:...........#SaveLucifer
Nightflyer: Really?
Joy: YES REALLY!
Air: WE NEED THE SUPERNATURAL- LUCIFER CROSSOVER!
NightflyeR: Okay okay!
Qibli:.......I feel sparkly.
Winter: I CAN FEEL FIRE WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE WITH THIS.
Moon: So.....WARM. *accidentally stabs self with tail barb*
Moon: Oops! Sorry Qibli!
Qibli: It's.....SO......cold.....
Turtle: Oh my gosh. I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!!!!
Kinkajou: *sniffs*
Kiinkajou: turtle, why do you smell like depression and family issues?
Turtle:......No reason.....
*three weeks later*
Deathbringer: *drops at host's feet*
Deathbringer: CHANGE ME BACK- PLEASE! I don't know what Glory has done to my fabulous body- frankly, I'm afraid to find out- But being Glory? IT'S HORRIBLE! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE QUEEN!?!?!?
Joy:........
Joy: Rainkeeper, is this messing with your mind as well?
Rainkeeper: Oh yeah.
Joy: Good.
Seashell: Okay, fine. I'll change you back. *snaps talons*
*everyone goes back to normal*
Glory: What have you learned?
Deathbringer: That being a Queen is AWFUL and I'm sorry. Now what did you do to me? Do I have a horrible Icewing relationship to explain?
Glory: No.
Deathbringer:.......Then what did you do?
Glory: Nothing I'll admit to.
Peril: Awwww, it was nice being normal and loved for a little while.
Clay: Hey, you're still loved!
Turtle: I'll miss being a rainbow.
Kinkajou: YEAH, CAUSE BEING A RAINWING IS AWESOME!
Qibli: So,....Warm.....THANK YOU.
Winter: *shakes himself*
Winter: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Sunny: I don't feel like I'm radiating sunlight....
Umber: *farts rainbow*
Carnelian: WAIT YOU WEREN'T JOKING ABOUT THAT?!?!
Umber: Of course not. And I was a straight chick for three weeks. That was kinda cool.
Carnelian: Oh my moons. What did you do.
Riptide: So, you MAY have some explaining to do to Queen Coral....
Tsunami: *facetalons*
Starflight: This was not much of a change.
Fatespeaker: Oh course it wasn't, we're the boring characters.
Starflight: Oh riiiiight.
Air: So, now that THAT'S fixed.... Can we talk about Satan being the president?
Joy: He's got my vote.
Nightflyer: Joy, no....
Joy: But-
Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.
Joy:.......You guys never let me do anything fun....