Dedicated to
Air: Soooooooooooo, I made the mistake of watching Le Mis with Nightflyer....
Joy:Uh oh.
Nightflyer: *bursts into the room waving a flag*
Nightflyer: RED! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: Oh no.
Nightflyer: BLACK! THE DARK OF AAAAGES PAST!!!!!!!!
Seashell: Joy, please end this.
Joy: *knocks out Nightflyer*
Air: Hey!
Joy: Trust me, Air, it was for the greater good.
*players appear*
Seashell: *quickly whispers dare to Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: How am I supposed to fool them?
Rainkeeper: I dunno, figure it out.
Kinkajou: uh.............HEY GUYS I'M NOT GONNA PLAY TODAY OKAY BYE! *runs away*
Turtle: Um.....Bye?
Carnelian: So, what's new and different in our host's weird universe?
Joy: Oh, nothing much. Gotta new magazine for my pistol, so that's nice.
Air: We got Nightflyer obsessed with a musical, so that's why he's unconscious
Rainkeeper: And, yeah, that's about it.
*new dragon burst in*
Dragon: Hi! *is actually Kinkajou in disguise*
Seashell: *gasps* Who's this?
Moon: Oh moons, if this is another dragonet from the future.
Kinkajou: Actually, I am!
Winter: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Turtle: *sighs* Who are your parents?
Kinkajou: Well, my dads are Qibli and Umber.
Qibli: WHAT!
Umber: FINALLY! FUCK YEAH!
Qibli: THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPENING!
Moon: Good, this settles one debate.
Winter: Maybe now he'll stop flirting with me....
Turtle: I wonder where Kinkajou is, she'd probably be freaking out about this.
Qibli: THERE IS NO NEED TO FREAK OUT BECAUSE I AM NOT DATING UMBER!
Umber: Yes you are!
Qibli: No I'm not!
Carnelian: Why not?
Qibli: Because.......Because I'm straight!
All:........*bursts out laughing*
Moon: Straight as a rainbow slinky, MAYBE.
Air: Yeah, you're about as straight as LaurenABlack's hair.
ME: My hair is extremely curly, for those of you that don't know.
Qibli: NOT TRUE!
Umber: *rolls eyes*
Umber: *throws skittles at Qibli* TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!
Winter: Ooooo skittles!
Turtle: Umber and Qibli, flying in the sky....
Qibli: SHUT UP!
Winter: Aw, he's becoming me!
Qibli: YOU SHUT UP TOO YOU GIANT BALL OF GLITTER!
Moon: Wait, I have found the source of the problem!
Carnelian: What is it?
Moon: Qibli's in love with Winter, not Umber!
Qibli: I AM NOT!
Winter: HE BETTER NOT BE!
Rainkeeper: Then prove it!
Qibli: How?
Seashell: Kiss Umber.
Umber: *screeches*
Qibli: NO!
Moon: Yes!
Joy: Do it or the dare will never end!
Winter: What dare?
Kinkajou: Yaaaas, kiss your husband Qibli.....
Qibli: Ugh. FINE! *kisses Umber*
Moon: *starts singing like the laffy taffy in Wreck-it Ralph*
Turtle: I ship it.
Kinkajou: Serious heart hands.
Qibli:......... Why do you remind me of Amber?
Umber: *facetalons*
Air: Should we tell him?
Joy:..........Nah.
Rainkeeper: He'll figure it out eventually.
Kinkajou: Do you believe that you're married now?
Qibli:..............MAybe.
Umber: YES!
Kinkajou: Well, good because you're actually not! *gets rid of disguise*
Moon: KINKAJOU?!!??!
Turtle: Knew it.
Seashell: It was all a dare!
Qibli: ARE YOU ********* KIDDING ME>!!?!?!??!?!
Air: Nope!
Winter: Welcome to my life.
Umber: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE NOW!!!!!!!
Air: AAAAAAAaaaaand that's our cue to leave!
Hosts: *run away*
Nightflyer: *wakes up*
Nightflyer: *sees enraged JW*
Nightflyer: Oh, hey guys.....What'd I miss?
Qibli: GET HIM!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: Uh oh.