Rainkeeper: So, what dare do you guys want-
Seashell/Joy/Air: *gasp*
Rainkeeper:.......What?
Girls: *staring at Rainkeeper*
Rainkeeper: Is there something you want...?
Nightflyer: RAINKEEPER NO YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!1
Rainkeeper Wha-
Joy: YOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Air: SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT!
Seashell: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Air: SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT!
Joy: I WANNA
Seashell: HA!
Joy: I WANNA
Seashell: HA
Air: I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZAG AH!
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: *staring in extreme confusion*
Players:.........?
Sunny:....Did we miss something?
Nightflyer: don'tdoit. DON'TDOIT.
Rainkeeper: Nightflyer-
Nightflyer: IF YOU WANT MY FUTURE!
Air: FORGET MY PAST!
Hosts, minus Rainkeeper: *singing Wannabe by the Spice Girls*
Players: *are very confused*
Rainkeeper: *facetalons* This....This is what I put up with.
Clay: Are we doing something fun today?
Joy: YES!
Air: NO!
Seashell: You're all just going to play Five Nights at Freddy's since we're too lazy to change the game to your own fears.
Nightflyer: Have fun!
Joy: Who wants to go first?
Starflight: WAIT. What's Five Nights At Freddy's?
Nightflyer: Just when you think they can't get any more uncultured...
Seashell: Basically you're the night guard at this Pizza place called Freddy Fazbear's. Your goal is to survive five nights without dying.
Tsunami: That sounds stupid. And ridiculously easy.
Glory: Yeah. How are we going to die in a Pizza place? Get food poisoning?
Hosts: *laugh hysterically*
Players: *grow slightly nervous*
Fatespeaker: I'll go!
Seashell: Wonderful.
*a few minutes later*
Fatespeaker: *sitting in the game*
Fatespeaker: This is really boring. Why am I supposed to conserve power again?
Fatespeaker: Wait where'd the lights go?
Fatespeaker: WHAT WAS THAT?
Fatespeaker: GUYS?!
Fatespeaker: THIS ISN'T FUNNY- TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!
Foxy: *jumps out*
Fatespeaker: *screams bloody murder*
Starflight:......... Is she dead?
Joy: Yep!
Nightflyer: Half a night. Wow. She sucks at this game.
Air: Next!
Riptide: So, what, I' just supposed to watch these cameras? That's not so bad.
Riptide: Oh cute! There's a little bunny animatronic!
Riptide: Wait...... where'd it go?
Riptide: Little bunny? Are you coming to kill me?!?
Bonnie: *slowly appears behind Riptide*
Riptide: HOLY ******** BUNNY WHY?!!??!?!
Rainkeeper: Well, he lasted a longer than Fatespeaker....
Clay: Okay, time to guard a pizza place!
*two hours later*
Clay:......So, can I get some of the pizza or....
Clay: OMM wait is that a chicken? I love chicken!
Clay: Here chicken chicken chicken!!
Chica: *appears next to Clay*
Clay: I' GONNA EAT YOU!!!
Chica: *screams*
Clay: Ow. Why do you taste like metaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Air: They're not very good at this game, are they?
Joy: Nope.
Sunny: Okay. Gotta conserve da power. What's in these cameras anyway?
Sunny: Aw, there's a golden teddy bear! Hi!!!!
Sunny: Wait........Where'd he go?
Sunny: Wasn't there supposed to be a Fox animatronic?
Sunny:..........OH CRAP.
Seashell: So close Sunny, so close.
Glory: Why are we doing this again?
Glory: Oh, right. To bore me to death with animatronic animals.
Glory: Why is that Teddy bear moving towards me?
Glory:...... WHY DO YOU HAVE A COSTUME?!
Glory: GETITAWAY GETITAWAY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: Shame. I really thought she'd make it through.
Tsunami: Okay, I've got this. *turns off all the lights*
Seashell :WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!?!?
Tsunami: I can see in the dark morons!
Tsunami: Okay you little metal freaks. Let's dance.
Foxy: *bursts into the room*
Tsunami: *grabs TV, smashes it over Foxy's head*
Air: Tsunami, that's not how it wo-
Tsunami: YEA, WELL THAT'S HOW I'M PLAYING IT.
Tsunami: *completes Night one*
Tsunami: Night Two. Okay.........
Tsunami: Wait where the hell did the chicken go?
Chica: *appears*
Tsunami: F*********************
Rainkeeper: Well, so far she's made it the furthest...
Deathbringer: Okay, I've got this.
Deathbringer: *makes it to night three*
Deathbringer: THIS IS SO EASY!
Deathbringer: Wait.... Aren't there only THREE animatronics?
Golden Freddy: *jumps at Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: FU**************
Joy: *sighs* Every time with Golden Freddy.
Starflight: I've played this before. I've got this.
Starflight: *starts hacking the game*
Starflight: *doesn't notice Bonnie sneaking up behind him*
Starflight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: He don't got this.
Peril: Okay, I've got this.
Peril: *waits*
Foxy: *jumps out*
Peril: Aw, aren't you cute!
Foxy: *tries to attack Peril*
Foxy: *melts into a pile of liquid metal*
Peril: Oh.
*Four nights later*
Peril: *is surrounded by puddles of dead animatronics*
Peril: Yay it's 6 a.m.! Did I win?
hosts:...........
Air: Yeah. You actually did.
Nightflyer: By murdering all the animatronics.
Joy: I like your style.
Rainkeeper: Seeing as she's the only one left alive, CONGRATS PERIL! You beat the game!
Peril: WOO-HOO!
Peril: Now what?
Seashell: Well, we can't just leave ONE player alive.
Rainkeeper: You're a witness.
Peril:.......What?
Joy: *slips on Freddy Mask*
Peril: Joy-
Joy: *kills Peril*
Air: Speaking of Peril, It was scavenger Peril's birthday yesterday!
Hosts: HAPPY BIRTHDAY peril290!
Rainkeeper: Did we just kill everyone and then wish somebody a happy birthday?
Seashell: Yes.
Air: That's exactly the kinda thing we do here.