SHITS AND GIGGLES

By THEBATH91

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warning: cuss words @Jhon-Paul_Jhon-Paul Serious storytimes Me: sErIoUs StOrYtImEs More

Reading out loud
*insert lenny face*
ROCKSTAR
what is that?
;) special *evil laughing*
Apple sauce
I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL SOMETIMES
WELL THEN
Tea pot
slap ass day
oh me gerd
dances
trashcan (very short)
*eyeroll*
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU
eXpOsInG YoU oN sNapChAt
o O f
FLUFF
FLUFF 2
I lie like...alot fluff 3
IT IS NEVER ENDING FLUFF 4
fluff five my dudes
fluffy fluff 5
bleach
No, no story
being pansexual
patato
No L's are taken
BoNeR!
SKIRRRT
detention
crushes
RANTING/ RAMBLING NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT WAS I EVER?
Shoes
Band Concert
my birthday
Cussin ooohh
lipstick
update
not again
story time/ not really funny
we need a light story after that one
WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD?
Japan
champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between
yOuR gOiNg tO hElL
YOU LOOKING LIKE A SNACK
lil shit brother
Heya heya heya
I DONT LIKE THAT
Fuckin bastard i dont like that/ rant
my name
Driving
I love horror movies
aaaaaaaahhhhhh thank youuuuu
.....what the fuck?
DISNEY CHANNEL!
just a whatever title because i can be a whore like that and be lazy as hell...
IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS.....YEET
oml lil shit at it again
Funny AF fluff
I AM WATCHING SCARY ASS SHIT AMS AND I AM RAMBLING
I was a lazy baby
thank youuuu
im sorry if you cringe at my uglyness
IMMA RANT FOR A SECOND (LIKE I ALREADY HAVENT DID THAT)
...uuuuhhh fuck the title right now lmao
my laugh
My whatever / wtf why?
Songs my fam reminds me of
*giggles wildly and cant control self*
Vent.
sorry
Random ass rambling about you
bathrooms...ugh public too...
fucking trash music
Dont fucking judge me bitch, I'm tired
fucking fluff... fuckin mum being a liar too
nicknames at it...again
I fucking have a fear of sledding
Barbie dolls and shiet
I luv my baaaaabbyyyy
I AM AN EMO FUCKO AND I DONT CARE
I love people who have road rage and being stuck in the traffic sometimes
Reasons to fucking hate my guts and why guys dont like me
*dies in a hole*
....how do you describe me?
nope
This is a tag and i am pretty much fucked
How my friends call me and how i enter into a conversation with them
Fucking asshole am i
rambling fucking horribly
im dumb. honestly. and wierd. and ugly...and...yeah..
DONT FRET YOUR PAN QUEEN IS HEERE
lil shit
what in the absolute fuck?/ rambling AGAIN because i fuckin can
mr. eyes :) ....and stupid rambling
OH GAWD SHUT UP!/ updated lmao bitches
update on the hundreth story
ONE FUCKING HUNDRED BITCH!
lmao catching up with yaaaa and laughing as i write
IM REAAALY NOT SORRY
HE IS THE MOST FUCKIN COOLIO GUY I KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
Qoutes from songs
annoying and ugly rn lmao
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM GONNA DIE
my snort XS
Mr. Eyes is all in all, fucking coolio not chill bitch
110/ i got in a snowball random... fight?
it is a vent about me and i am sorry
no...i dont know...im sorry
HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT!
my age baabby
BITCH NO! FUCKING NO!
I LIKE SPAMMING THE FUCK OUTTA YOU AND ALSO...LeT tHe BoDiEs hIt tHe FlOoR
YOU BETTER STOP!
To mai husband
warning: you might actually piss yourself because i almost did irl XD
XD lmao
THIS IS A KIND OF FREN YA NEED HONESTLY
lil hoe ass bitch
imagine this again/ not cute either
FUCK ME
FUCK ME PART TWO
fluff after that interesting...story telling...
lyrics again because why not
im a fucker and dont care/ rambling
all that music you thought was cool.. isn't. this is bitch
ugh my fuckin sneeze jeez
xD fucking...no i wasnt aiming for a song lmao
XD you're welcome
XD lmao my mum i can't also bad ass mouth over here
LiT
...... a summary not the whole thing
someone shoot me in the head please
oml...
at a party... being wierd
photos...partay parts...fun and dieing....
noodle...being noodle...
im still at a party and im dieeing, also see my board to see part of it lmao
asmr
IT IS FUCKING ALMOST TWO AND IM WIDE AWAY AND CRACKIN UP
I am legit crying in laughter at two am in the mofo morning
oops....
im still crying XD
oh please send halp
XD three in the mofo morning and my Fren texted me and i cant XD anymore
Mr. eyes fuckin roast the hell outta asshole
WHY I AM A PANDA AND CUDDLEABLE
ho-ho-hoe
GET OUT ME SWAMP
PAN QUEEN AND PAN KING
PAN QUEEN
OH MY EYES HALP
WHAT THE FUCK AM I TO YOU BITCH?
fucking aye cant do things in peace and im the baby
.....move, im gay
WHY AM I still crying?
OMFL SAVE ME
FUCK EM AND GET NO MONEY!
i got a mofo detention for no fucking reason and imma bout to die
LADY GAGA WHO?
my fren said i have a wierd kink for drawing this the third time...i dont lmao
HAHAHAAHHAAH
wow, why i dont joke about drugs anymore
THICC
its fucking twelve something and i just...cant help but to laugh
rambling i think and maybe a storytime
why teachers hate me and mai frens
i got bored...
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
Stitches. WARNING: TALKS ABOUT BLOOD AND SHIT
SPOILERS TO NAILS (NETFLIX MOVIE)
song..lyrics...again...vent
My own words (poem) i did this as im a bit mad..and im blowing off steam
tryin to lighten the mood...and also i am forming a disease
angel wings
cArdI b
makeup
My ankle
rugs/ rant and true shit right here
Fuck boys vs. me, the innocent asshole part one
Fuck boy vs. innocent asshole part two
fuck boiiii vs. innocent asshole part three
DONT TRUST A HOE
SUCK MY ASS
random things about me..bitches
yolks on you bitch
i did do this on a plate and also gave it to mai cousin...
xD fav pics this year of me bein a fucking trashcan
FUCKIN FUCKITY
FuCkItY
I DONT HAVE EYES
lmao
im going to cry...
CHECK MY MESSAGING BOARD
BIG TRIGGER WARNING, WILL NOT TAKE BLAME
the shade tho....

My lIfE / tagged

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By THEBATH91


1.) Do you like someone?

Yeah. Only two peoples, no less, no more.

2.) Do they like you back?

Have absolutely no fucking clue bro

3.) Middle name?

Whatever you want bb XD lmao

4.)  Single or taken?

Bitch. I don't cheat, so I wouldn't have crushes and also...I'm lonely as fuck XD so single!

5.) Girl best fren?

Hands down, noodle. I mean, there is fuck tons, but noodle. 2D IS ALSO MINE BITCH IF YOUR READING!

6.)guy best fren?

Can teachers be frens? Because Mr. Eyes mine lmao XD

7.) Favorite OTP?

Fuck....has to be CressxThorne or EvanxConnor....

8.) Last person you texted?
mari31ostrander  she was sending me shit from the party lmao

9.) Last song you listened to?
Wonderwall- Oasis


10.) Battery percentage?

14% and not charging lmao XD (I will soon)

11.) Lockscreen?

12.) Reason you joined Wattpad?

I was on the interwebs for ideas to make Jeremy and Michael...and I found a cool picture and I accidentally tapped it...read some stories and was like "I fucking need this app to read more!" And I did and decided that I had a few ideas for the ship of Connor and Evan (since I had a feeling of wanting to be loved even though of my depression on anxiety XD) and so i did. There ya go before I expanded into this.

13.) Birthdate?

Mark it down, may third peeps. May third.

14.) THETUB92
Ninalove214
SmolDriedRose_1011
IAmTheGirlTrash
user93484987
Icantnames
Michael_Mell_Admirer
theseptikitty
Sammy2427
Waffle_prince
blendinGouT
Jesus, I'm lazy XD I'm sorry

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