SHITS AND GIGGLES

By THEBATH91

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warning: cuss words @Jhon-Paul_Jhon-Paul Serious storytimes Me: sErIoUs StOrYtImEs More

Reading out loud
*insert lenny face*
ROCKSTAR
what is that?
;) special *evil laughing*
Apple sauce
I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL SOMETIMES
WELL THEN
Tea pot
slap ass day
oh me gerd
dances
trashcan (very short)
*eyeroll*
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU
eXpOsInG YoU oN sNapChAt
o O f
FLUFF
FLUFF 2
I lie like...alot fluff 3
IT IS NEVER ENDING FLUFF 4
fluff five my dudes
fluffy fluff 5
bleach
No, no story
being pansexual
patato
No L's are taken
BoNeR!
SKIRRRT
detention
crushes
RANTING/ RAMBLING NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT WAS I EVER?
Shoes
Band Concert
my birthday
Cussin ooohh
lipstick
update
not again
story time/ not really funny
we need a light story after that one
WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD?
Japan
champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between
yOuR gOiNg tO hElL
YOU LOOKING LIKE A SNACK
lil shit brother
Heya heya heya
I DONT LIKE THAT
Fuckin bastard i dont like that/ rant
my name
Driving
I love horror movies
aaaaaaaahhhhhh thank youuuuu
.....what the fuck?
DISNEY CHANNEL!
just a whatever title because i can be a whore like that and be lazy as hell...
IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS.....YEET
oml lil shit at it again
Funny AF fluff
I AM WATCHING SCARY ASS SHIT AMS AND I AM RAMBLING
I was a lazy baby
thank youuuu
im sorry if you cringe at my uglyness
IMMA RANT FOR A SECOND (LIKE I ALREADY HAVENT DID THAT)
...uuuuhhh fuck the title right now lmao
my laugh
My whatever / wtf why?
Songs my fam reminds me of
*giggles wildly and cant control self*
Vent.
sorry
Random ass rambling about you
bathrooms...ugh public too...
fucking trash music
Dont fucking judge me bitch, I'm tired
fucking fluff... fuckin mum being a liar too
nicknames at it...again
I fucking have a fear of sledding
Barbie dolls and shiet
I luv my baaaaabbyyyy
I AM AN EMO FUCKO AND I DONT CARE
I love people who have road rage and being stuck in the traffic sometimes
Reasons to fucking hate my guts and why guys dont like me
*dies in a hole*
....how do you describe me?
nope
This is a tag and i am pretty much fucked
How my friends call me and how i enter into a conversation with them
Fucking asshole am i
rambling fucking horribly
im dumb. honestly. and wierd. and ugly...and...yeah..
DONT FRET YOUR PAN QUEEN IS HEERE
lil shit
what in the absolute fuck?/ rambling AGAIN because i fuckin can
mr. eyes :) ....and stupid rambling
OH GAWD SHUT UP!/ updated lmao bitches
update on the hundreth story
ONE FUCKING HUNDRED BITCH!
lmao catching up with yaaaa and laughing as i write
IM REAAALY NOT SORRY
HE IS THE MOST FUCKIN COOLIO GUY I KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
Qoutes from songs
annoying and ugly rn lmao
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM GONNA DIE
my snort XS
Mr. Eyes is all in all, fucking coolio not chill bitch
110/ i got in a snowball random... fight?
it is a vent about me and i am sorry
no...i dont know...im sorry
my age baabby
BITCH NO! FUCKING NO!
I LIKE SPAMMING THE FUCK OUTTA YOU AND ALSO...LeT tHe BoDiEs hIt tHe FlOoR
YOU BETTER STOP!
To mai husband
warning: you might actually piss yourself because i almost did irl XD
XD lmao
THIS IS A KIND OF FREN YA NEED HONESTLY
lil hoe ass bitch
imagine this again/ not cute either
FUCK ME
FUCK ME PART TWO
fluff after that interesting...story telling...
lyrics again because why not
im a fucker and dont care/ rambling
all that music you thought was cool.. isn't. this is bitch
ugh my fuckin sneeze jeez
xD fucking...no i wasnt aiming for a song lmao
XD you're welcome
XD lmao my mum i can't also bad ass mouth over here
LiT
...... a summary not the whole thing
someone shoot me in the head please
oml...
at a party... being wierd
photos...partay parts...fun and dieing....
noodle...being noodle...
im still at a party and im dieeing, also see my board to see part of it lmao
asmr
IT IS FUCKING ALMOST TWO AND IM WIDE AWAY AND CRACKIN UP
I am legit crying in laughter at two am in the mofo morning
oops....
im still crying XD
oh please send halp
XD three in the mofo morning and my Fren texted me and i cant XD anymore
Mr. eyes fuckin roast the hell outta asshole
WHY I AM A PANDA AND CUDDLEABLE
ho-ho-hoe
GET OUT ME SWAMP
PAN QUEEN AND PAN KING
PAN QUEEN
OH MY EYES HALP
WHAT THE FUCK AM I TO YOU BITCH?
fucking aye cant do things in peace and im the baby
.....move, im gay
WHY AM I still crying?
OMFL SAVE ME
FUCK EM AND GET NO MONEY!
i got a mofo detention for no fucking reason and imma bout to die
LADY GAGA WHO?
My lIfE / tagged
my fren said i have a wierd kink for drawing this the third time...i dont lmao
HAHAHAAHHAAH
wow, why i dont joke about drugs anymore
THICC
its fucking twelve something and i just...cant help but to laugh
rambling i think and maybe a storytime
why teachers hate me and mai frens
i got bored...
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
Stitches. WARNING: TALKS ABOUT BLOOD AND SHIT
SPOILERS TO NAILS (NETFLIX MOVIE)
song..lyrics...again...vent
My own words (poem) i did this as im a bit mad..and im blowing off steam
tryin to lighten the mood...and also i am forming a disease
angel wings
cArdI b
makeup
My ankle
rugs/ rant and true shit right here
Fuck boys vs. me, the innocent asshole part one
Fuck boy vs. innocent asshole part two
fuck boiiii vs. innocent asshole part three
DONT TRUST A HOE
SUCK MY ASS
random things about me..bitches
yolks on you bitch
i did do this on a plate and also gave it to mai cousin...
xD fav pics this year of me bein a fucking trashcan
FUCKIN FUCKITY
FuCkItY
I DONT HAVE EYES
lmao
im going to cry...
CHECK MY MESSAGING BOARD
BIG TRIGGER WARNING, WILL NOT TAKE BLAME
the shade tho....

HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT!

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By THEBATH91

Everyone thinks I am a nice people..nah bruh. You wrong!

Like legit I can be a mean bitch.

One time I'm science, sixth grade, I had to stand up and act like a tree and she luckily picked Mai frens
(Anime boi was one)

And what happened was we switched where we were standing and using our arms we spelt KYS and..the teacher never noticed and wondered why we were laughing....lmao

Also, another time, this year...I don't think it was bad ass but I just have a big mouth.

So, this kid we may call him Gayvin (yes, people call him that and it isnt nice and no, I don't feel bad lemme tell you why), and he is a huge arse. Not even exaggerating to you. He is.

Gayvin and me are not frens. He was a bully to me and went as far as telling me to kill myself and then reporting me when I called him a name back, saying I was bulling him.

Anyways, so one day, it was really bad weather outside. Horrible weather. And we had to leave early. And Gayvin held up the bus....

He walked slow as hell on to the bus and as he did I said, "You just show you're more of a dick then a bad ass."

Him: what?

Me: you held the bus up dude

Him: I was helping my girlfriend

Oh wow ...so getting hypothermia is less important because your whore girlfriend decided she needs help carrying her own book bag, give me a break...

Me: yeah well everyone is freezing dick hole

Him: you're a bitch

Me: *stands up* what the fuck am I? A bitch? Yas I am. Fight me.

Him:*sits down* no...I'm sorry. I was just helping my friend...

Me: *sits* still a dick

Him: you're an ignorant bitch

Me:*stands up again, ready to kick him in the nuts before sitting down and hair flipping I believe* some one better hold me back before I kick this lil boy.

That's not all..

We got off of the bus and he told bubs that he was going to get his girlfriend on her so I said....

HEY IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE YOUR WHORE GIRL FRIEND JUMP ME, TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN!

him: I don't do that..

Me: *still walking up the hill and whispers* pussy

He is obviously scared of me in a way as he had sit down and apologised to me...before calling me a bitch but I think he didn't want to look like a wimp...i dunno

XD I swear I'm not a bully lmao

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