Air: So, I've started looking into YouTube.
Joy: Oh. NO.
Air: *throws hula hoop on Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: What the-
Air: The singing scavenger said if you like it, you should put a ring on it!
Nightflyer: Air, not this type of ring....
Rainkeeper: Give up now.
Air: Some other scavenger was singing about a Hollarback girl, but I don't know what that is. Joy! What's a hollarback girl?
Joy: How should I know?
Air: I dunno, I just figured you did.
Seashell: How are you JUST discovering YouTube now?
*players appear*
Winter/Qibli: *sit on the floor in stony silence*
Rainkeeper: What's this?
Qibli: WE ARE ON A STRIKE!
Joy: An air strike?
Air: Who am I striking?
Winter: WE REFUSE TO DO ANY MORE DARES UNTIL YOU GIVE US MORE HUMANE WORKING CONDITIONS!
Joy: What is this, a union?
Nightflyer: Okay, well have fun striking. This dare doesn't involve you anyways.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*teleports everyone to the Colosseum*
Rainkeeper: Wait, I thought we were going to Scarlet's arena.
Seashell: We WERE, but then Joy and I stayed up all night watching Gladiator and 300.
Turtle: These dares are madness!
Joy: Madness? No, THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!! *kicks Turtle into the arena*
Nightflyer: Joy WTF.
Joy: What, he was supposed to be down there anyways!
Kinkajou: Turtle, you okay?
Turtle: *weakly* I'm fine.
Seashell: Good! Then let's get started! *snaps talons*
*Albatross, Arctic, Darkstalker, Jerboa, Anemone, Orca, Diamond, Stonemover, Firefly, Stardust, and Fathom appear in the arena*
Air: Since no one specified what era of Animuses were supposed to be here, we brought them all!
Nightflyer: Past, Present, and Future!
Moon: Why are you wearing a hula hoop?
Nightflyer: Don't ask stupid questions.
Air: OMG YOU HAVE BEEN SECRETLY WATCHING SUPERNATURAL I KNEW IT.
Rainkeeper: *talks through megaphone*
Rainkeeper: ALL ANIMUSES ARE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH HUNGER GAMES STYLE!
Joy: *steals megaphone* WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAT WORKS, SO JUST KILL EACH OTHER!
Rainkeeper: *steals back megaphone* AND ONE MORE THING- WE'RE LETTING YOU USE YOUR MAGIC!
Kinkajou: Oh no.
Winter: shit.
Umber: Are we safe up here?
Seashell: Yeah, you'll be fine.
Seashell:......Probably.
Carnelian: PROBABLY!?!?!
Joy: When have we EVER guaranteed your safety?
Rainkeeper: Guys, you all literally jumped off a cliff without asking questions- do you honestly even care anymore?
Air: Face facts- you're nearing Winchester on the scale of how many times you've died.
Nightflyer: And we still just keep bringing you back.
Seashell: It's extra work with Carnelian since she's already dead.
Carnelian: What?
*meanwhile, in the arena*
Fathom: I've waited a LONG time for this. *snaps talons*
Darkstalker: *explodes*
Other Animuses: .......... *gaping at Fathom*
Fathom: WHAT? LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT?!!?
Albatross: FATHOM YOU DIE NOW!
Fathom/Albatross: *fighting*
Anemone: *laughs manically*
Turtle: Now, now, Anemone. You remember what happened the LAST time we fought with magic?
Anemone: *deadpan expression* *clicks on weather bracelets*
Qibli: Well, we're all dead now.
Jerboa: *kills Orca, Diamond, and Arctic*
Stonemover: I REFUSE TO MURDER MY APPRENTICE.
Firefly: Then help me take down Jerboa and Albatross!
Stardust: *snaps talons*
Joy: Wait a sec.....WHERE'S MY KNIVES?!?!
Firefly: *gets stabbed by like a thousand knives*
Nightflyer: MOON I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR SON!!!!
Moon: DON'T YOU DARE!
Winter: Well, he's definitely related to one of us.
Qibli: Hey, it's YOUR side of the family that has all the crazing murderous animuses.
Winter: And it's YOUR family that specializes in murdering people.
Turtle: *kills Anemone*
Kinkajou: WOOP! THAT'S IT TURTLE- MURDER THOSE ANIMUSES!
Air: Who's still alive?
Joy: Jerboa, Turtle, Stonemover, and Fathom.
Rainkeeper: You know, I thought this would be more of a BATTLE, and less snapping-your-talons-to-kill-everybody.
Joy: Eh, a fight's a fight.
Fathom/Turtle: *kills each other*
Kinkajou: *screams*
Carnelian: And then there were two.
Jerboa: You're just a bunch of Stone! That's so pathetic!
Stonemover: At least I didn't have my mommy enchant me to be immortal.
All: *gasps*
Jerboa: YOU BASTARD!
Jerboa: *lunges at Stonemover*
Stonemover: *snaps talons*
Jerboa: *turns into a ball of fire*
All:..........*gaping at Stonemover*
Stonemover: What? I've lost too many times in my life. I was gonna win this one no matter what!
Air: I'm a bit more afraid of him now.
Nightflyer: I think we all are...
Joy: DUDE, COULD YOU GET MY KNIVES OUT OF FIREFLY! I NEED TO CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD!
Rainkeeper: Really?
Joy: What?
Rainkeeper: Seriously.
Joy: WHAT!
Rainkeeper: How about we let YOU go up against all of those animuses!? What then?! No average dragon would last more than two minutes!
Joy: Then clearly you have not met our women.
Nightflyer: What?
Seashell: 300 reference? ......No?
Air: We really need to start tallying up all of our references....
Hosts: *nod*