SHITS AND GIGGLES

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warning: cuss words @Jhon-Paul_Jhon-Paul Serious storytimes Me: sErIoUs StOrYtImEs Higit pa

Reading out loud
*insert lenny face*
ROCKSTAR
what is that?
;) special *evil laughing*
Apple sauce
I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL SOMETIMES
WELL THEN
Tea pot
slap ass day
oh me gerd
dances
trashcan (very short)
*eyeroll*
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU
eXpOsInG YoU oN sNapChAt
o O f
FLUFF
FLUFF 2
I lie like...alot fluff 3
IT IS NEVER ENDING FLUFF 4
fluff five my dudes
fluffy fluff 5
bleach
No, no story
being pansexual
patato
No L's are taken
BoNeR!
SKIRRRT
detention
crushes
RANTING/ RAMBLING NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT WAS I EVER?
Shoes
Band Concert
my birthday
Cussin ooohh
lipstick
update
not again
story time/ not really funny
we need a light story after that one
WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD?
Japan
champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between
yOuR gOiNg tO hElL
YOU LOOKING LIKE A SNACK
lil shit brother
Heya heya heya
I DONT LIKE THAT
Fuckin bastard i dont like that/ rant
my name
Driving
I love horror movies
aaaaaaaahhhhhh thank youuuuu
.....what the fuck?
DISNEY CHANNEL!
just a whatever title because i can be a whore like that and be lazy as hell...
IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS.....YEET
oml lil shit at it again
Funny AF fluff
I AM WATCHING SCARY ASS SHIT AMS AND I AM RAMBLING
I was a lazy baby
thank youuuu
im sorry if you cringe at my uglyness
IMMA RANT FOR A SECOND (LIKE I ALREADY HAVENT DID THAT)
...uuuuhhh fuck the title right now lmao
my laugh
My whatever / wtf why?
Songs my fam reminds me of
*giggles wildly and cant control self*
Vent.
sorry
Random ass rambling about you
bathrooms...ugh public too...
fucking trash music
Dont fucking judge me bitch, I'm tired
fucking fluff... fuckin mum being a liar too
nicknames at it...again
I fucking have a fear of sledding
Barbie dolls and shiet
I luv my baaaaabbyyyy
I AM AN EMO FUCKO AND I DONT CARE
I love people who have road rage and being stuck in the traffic sometimes
Reasons to fucking hate my guts and why guys dont like me
*dies in a hole*
....how do you describe me?
nope
This is a tag and i am pretty much fucked
How my friends call me and how i enter into a conversation with them
Fucking asshole am i
rambling fucking horribly
im dumb. honestly. and wierd. and ugly...and...yeah..
DONT FRET YOUR PAN QUEEN IS HEERE
lil shit
what in the absolute fuck?/ rambling AGAIN because i fuckin can
mr. eyes :) ....and stupid rambling
OH GAWD SHUT UP!/ updated lmao bitches
update on the hundreth story
lmao catching up with yaaaa and laughing as i write
IM REAAALY NOT SORRY
HE IS THE MOST FUCKIN COOLIO GUY I KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
Qoutes from songs
annoying and ugly rn lmao
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM GONNA DIE
my snort XS
Mr. Eyes is all in all, fucking coolio not chill bitch
110/ i got in a snowball random... fight?
it is a vent about me and i am sorry
no...i dont know...im sorry
HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT!
my age baabby
BITCH NO! FUCKING NO!
I LIKE SPAMMING THE FUCK OUTTA YOU AND ALSO...LeT tHe BoDiEs hIt tHe FlOoR
YOU BETTER STOP!
To mai husband
warning: you might actually piss yourself because i almost did irl XD
XD lmao
THIS IS A KIND OF FREN YA NEED HONESTLY
lil hoe ass bitch
imagine this again/ not cute either
FUCK ME
FUCK ME PART TWO
fluff after that interesting...story telling...
lyrics again because why not
im a fucker and dont care/ rambling
all that music you thought was cool.. isn't. this is bitch
ugh my fuckin sneeze jeez
xD fucking...no i wasnt aiming for a song lmao
XD you're welcome
XD lmao my mum i can't also bad ass mouth over here
LiT
...... a summary not the whole thing
someone shoot me in the head please
oml...
at a party... being wierd
photos...partay parts...fun and dieing....
noodle...being noodle...
im still at a party and im dieeing, also see my board to see part of it lmao
asmr
IT IS FUCKING ALMOST TWO AND IM WIDE AWAY AND CRACKIN UP
I am legit crying in laughter at two am in the mofo morning
oops....
im still crying XD
oh please send halp
XD three in the mofo morning and my Fren texted me and i cant XD anymore
Mr. eyes fuckin roast the hell outta asshole
WHY I AM A PANDA AND CUDDLEABLE
ho-ho-hoe
GET OUT ME SWAMP
PAN QUEEN AND PAN KING
PAN QUEEN
OH MY EYES HALP
WHAT THE FUCK AM I TO YOU BITCH?
fucking aye cant do things in peace and im the baby
.....move, im gay
WHY AM I still crying?
OMFL SAVE ME
FUCK EM AND GET NO MONEY!
i got a mofo detention for no fucking reason and imma bout to die
LADY GAGA WHO?
My lIfE / tagged
my fren said i have a wierd kink for drawing this the third time...i dont lmao
HAHAHAAHHAAH
wow, why i dont joke about drugs anymore
THICC
its fucking twelve something and i just...cant help but to laugh
rambling i think and maybe a storytime
why teachers hate me and mai frens
i got bored...
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
Stitches. WARNING: TALKS ABOUT BLOOD AND SHIT
SPOILERS TO NAILS (NETFLIX MOVIE)
song..lyrics...again...vent
My own words (poem) i did this as im a bit mad..and im blowing off steam
tryin to lighten the mood...and also i am forming a disease
angel wings
cArdI b
makeup
My ankle
rugs/ rant and true shit right here
Fuck boys vs. me, the innocent asshole part one
Fuck boy vs. innocent asshole part two
fuck boiiii vs. innocent asshole part three
DONT TRUST A HOE
SUCK MY ASS
random things about me..bitches
yolks on you bitch
i did do this on a plate and also gave it to mai cousin...
xD fav pics this year of me bein a fucking trashcan
FUCKIN FUCKITY
FuCkItY
I DONT HAVE EYES
lmao
im going to cry...
CHECK MY MESSAGING BOARD
BIG TRIGGER WARNING, WILL NOT TAKE BLAME
the shade tho....

ONE FUCKING HUNDRED BITCH!

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Galing kay THEBATH91

Heere is the answers that I got in order *wiggles eyebrows* I will answer honestly and completely bubsy

@Chilling0457 asked me:

Do you have a guy friend?

Yes. Yes, I do lmao and I love them to death and equally as I do with my gals XD

Examples: anime boy and mario (debatable jk lmao)

Sammy2427 asked me:

What is your favorite thing about the world?

(I'mma ramble, ngl this ain't new. But I saw you comment the first time out of a while I legit screamed out loud "MOMMY!" Like I was pumped to know you were still alive lmao ily)

Anyways my favorite thing about the world is that Ryan was- i-i mean, *laughs nervously* I mean, my favorite thing about the world is the night time and nature. Just watching snow fall or rain or even just laying in plain grass in the warm sun. When i was a lil baby i still was like that, you know the love of nature?...I'm rambling...I'm sorry lmao

zoo65_ asked me:

What is your favorite song from HEATHERS?

It has to be, hands down, seventeen ngl. I like the like beat and the notes and just all in the song lmao XD I am really rambling today!

Dorkington asked me:

do you know who DA games is?

Being honest....nah bro...I have absolutely no fucking clue. I don't really do much nor search things on my own alot,  I'm sorry XD

confusedotcom_it_me (*cough cough future husband cough cough*) damn excuse my sickness (a fever for him XD *snorts loudly*) , but he had asked:

What's your least and favorite thing about me? Not "I love all of you" bullshit, you can be harsh and rude as you want.

Dislikes: honestly, there isn't many...I guess I don't like how you look apond yourself because you, yes you, are pretty god damn beautiful. Also, I hate that you never let me win in our fights and that you are cringe sometimes when you spam me with dabbing lmao XD ...that's it pretty much.

Likes: oh God, all of them? Honestly all? Because that can be a fucking book series my man, ngl...I'mma put out a few things that's all because most of this page is going to be  reasons why I fucking love you so much

1.) (Yes I am counting STFU) You are really confidence but shy. I really like that about you, really. Ugh..I'm so horrible in words but honestly, it just gives you an amazing personality.

2.) You make me feel as human as I never felt before. Honestly. You really look past all the flaws and past and see me, a troll that you seem to love. Really have a special part in my heart.

3.) Could it just be the fact you are such a soothing person at times? Like you helped me in so many challenges (still) and moments and I couldn't thank you more

4.) Ukelele. That's it lmao XD I just..I don't know lmao *giggles* I can't do shit honestly nor have patience to be doing that and I honestly think that it Coolio (not chill bitch)

Omg, in the end I fucking love you and I am just going to keep on blabbing til no ends on how much I am going to just fucking move to where you are and marry you lmao XD

leeanna_2006 asked me:

How old are you?

Any age you want baaaaby *snorts and laughs* that is an inside joke from what I did to my mother (STORYTIME) Lmao

No, but I honestly feel as if I need/want to keep that a secret since I am a legit open book. You know, to give mystery? Plus, information like that is idk makes me uncomfortable lmao

Icantnames asked me:

Would you help me spread doitsu if you could?

*Snorts and laughs* lmao yes, but remember I'm not really into the forcing peoples. I usually am a bland person lmao XD but yes if I had the guts

Fun fact: I love listening and rapping along to rappers, love Eminem

Fun fact: when I was in first grade and we stayed inside for recess because of rain, I would sit by myself next to the window and list reasons why I loved it on a small white board or so...I'm a dweeb lmao or by myself just watch it with a blanket covering me even tho there was tv lmao

Fun fact: I used to hate my left hand and leg for some reason and only like my right XD when I was a small child I would step with my right before I would with my left because I believe left was wierd or so and hated it XD I can't stop laughing

Fun fact: at the dance, no guy would dance with me so me and my gal friend slow danced with me #goals lmao XD it was fun or like three of us would *giggles* would like do this wierd thing where we held hands and rotated kinda lmao

Fun fact: I roller skate bitches lmao and ngl I am pretty good...not like pro but still

UndertaleMallow I never will forget ya bubsy and here is the PAN QUEEN

I feel as if I lie on the floor alot and don't notice it lmao not even on purpose... So when I am commented I feel as if I am sitting/ lieing down (that's wierd lmao but I hope ya get it lmao) and I also love wearing spaghetti strap shirts lmao

Also, the one that is hanging is Mai sissy, y a s

Love y'all

Also, if you hadn't known, I am a cuddly peoples and my bitch today was like:

I'mma call you panda because you seem like one

Wtf okay XD I see it tho but like..sloths are bae just like stingy 💓

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