Italy: *sobbing and rocking back and forth in the corner*
Germany: I-Italy!? Are you ok....?
Italy: *whimpers and points to his iPad* t-the video, senpai ;-;
Germany: huh? *plays the video*
Video: I was only nine years old at the time. I loved shrek so much. I had all the merchandise
Germany: o-0
Video: I prayed to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love, shrek is life
Germany: Italy....Who ze.....Who showed you this video!?
Italy:........
Video: My dad walks in. Shrek looks him right in the eyes and says, "it's all ogar now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life
Germany: Italy, who showed you zhis!?
Italy: *whimpers and points to the corner*
Shrek: *steps out of the shadows* It's all ogar now
*The following scene has been cut out to maintain a PG13 chapter. Us here at Hetalia Crack industries hope you understand*
Admin: Guys! Guys! I started a thing!! XD on instagram, I started using #titansarelovetitansarelife because....Titans are love....Titans are life o-0 XD