Joy: Hi scavengers reading this!
Rainkeeper:.... Did it ever occur to you that maybe we SHOULDN'T break the fourth wall?
Joy:......No.
Air: Don't worry, it'll get fixed. That's Satan's job.
Nightflyer:.......What?
Air: It's Satan's job to fix the fourth wall.
Hosts:........
Seashell: And you heard this WHERE?
Air: In a Destiel fanfiction. Lucifer kept breaking the fourth wall, and then he turned around and got a job fixing it. He gave up at the end though when he realized that was an impossible task.
Nightflyer:....... Okay. That makes sense.
Seashell: No it doesn-
Nightflyer: *clamps talons over Seashell's mouth*
Nightflyer: Let. My girlfriend. Have this.
Seashell: *nods*
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: What's up, what's new?
Rainkeeper: Oh, nothing much.
Joy: We're just going to destroy your entire existence as you know it.
Glory: Wait what?
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Tui T. Sutherland appears*
Players: *scream*
Sutherland: *screams*
Air:....... So, have you all met?
Peril: Um, who's this?
Joy: Introducing Mrs. Tui. T. Sutherland, creator of Wings of Fire. AKA, she created all of you. And your entire universe.
Riptide: What about you guys?
Hosts: *shakes head*
Seashell: We wish.
Air: Nah, we were created by LaurenABlack
Me: *waves*
Deathbringer: So that's her name....
Nightflyer: Actually her real name is technically not Lauren.
Me: That's just what everyone calls me.
Starflight: Weird.
Seashell: ANYWAYS!
Nightflyer: The dare for today is that you guys can ask Tui any questions you want!
Players: *ponders*
Sunny: Got one!
Rainkeeper: Ask away.
Sunny: *tackles Tui*
Sunny: WHEN ARE MY SHIPS GOING TO BE CANON MOONSDAMMIT!
Clay: Sunny!
Sunny: SHUT UP!
Tui: You're just teenagers!
Sunny: Oh screw that, age doesn't matter!
Tui: Well, I do want Glorybringer to live happily ever after.
Glory: Wait WHAT now?
Deathbringer: *sings angelic music* ALL HAIL THE WINGS OF FIRE GODDESS.
Sunny: Second question. Well, actually this isn't really a question, but whatever.
Sunny: I swear to the moons if you put my Mother with Smolder I'll-
Seashell: SUNNY!
Joy: Don't threaten the goddess!
Starflight: Wait a sec. JOY telling someone to NOT threaten someone?
Joy: Hey, if you hurt her, there ain't no book eleven so LETHERGO.
Sunny: *releases Tui*
Clay: Did you REALLY have to make Peril Kestrel's daughter?
Tui: Yes.
Clay: *groans*
Peril: Are there Firewings on Pantala?
Tui: Probably not.
Peril: And I am completely okay with that.
Peril:....... Are there FireflyWings?
Tui: I'm not sure yet. Why?
Peril: *glances at Glorybringer*
Peril: No reason.
Me: Maybe future one-shot reasons.
Tsunami: WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE 32 BROTHERS?!?!?
Tui:....... Well, that's not really my decision...
Tsunami: Uggggh.
Riptide: Will Coral violently murder me if Tsunami tells her we're dating?
Tui: Definitely.
Riptide: Wonderful.
Fatespeaker: WHY MUST I STILL BE SECOND BEST TO SUNNY?!?!
Sunny: Oh for the love of moons, not this again.
Tui: Because that's what the Fanwings decided?
Sunny: WHY DID YOU MAKE SUNNYFLIGHT EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
Tui: Um....I couldn't think of anything else for Starflight's book?
Starflight: Am I really that boring?
All: YES.
Nightflyer: ALL. THE. TIME.
Air: Night-
Nightflyer: ALLTHEFREAKINGTIME.
Deathbringer: Am I ever going to have to tell Glory about my past because of something you write?
Glory: Wait WHAT about your past?
Tui: *shrugs* Maybe, maybe not.
Starflight:.....Is anyone ever going to heal my blindness?
Clay: Your what?
Sunny: You're blind?
Tsunami: Since when!
Starflight: Well I mean I'm not in THIS universe but....
Tui: We'll see.
Starflight: OH COME ON!
Joy: Any other questions?
Nightflyer: I've got one!
Tui: I'm listening.
Nightflyer: Any chance you could put us in the real books?
Tui: Um..........
Tui: Probably not.
Air: Do you like our Truth or Dare?
Tui: DEFINITELY. I was laughing over Qibli dressed as a princess and singing Shake it off.
A/N: I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT LAST PART. I TOLD HER ABOUT THIS TRUTH OR DARE AND SHE WAS DYING WHEN I TOLD HER ABOUT THAT DARE.