Dedicated to: TheNSSR
Air: *in full of panic mode*
Nightflyer: Air, it's gonna be okay.
Air: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! DEMON DEAN IS NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: But there was that little Destiel moment where angel Castiel hugs demon Dean!
Air: I CANNOT DESTIEL ABOUT THAT, WHICH MEANS IT'S REALLY FREAKING BAD!!!!
Nightflyer: Air-
Air: SHUT UP! JUSTSHUTUP!!!!!!!!
Other hosts: *appear*
Joy: Hey guys-
Air: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL CROWLEY. HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US!!!!!
Nightflyer: Okay, that's it. Air's gonna take a day off. *drags Air out of the room*
Rainkeeper: Speaking of holidays, what are we gonna do for st. Patrick's Day?
Joy:........ Get everybody really drunk and see who makes out with who?
Rainkeeper:........ Yea that'll work.
*players appear*
Moon: Hi everyone!
Sunny: Anything important happen?
Kinkajou: Turtle and I got married!
Turtle: And you guys forgot to respawn Queen Coral so-
Tsunami: I'M QUEEN MOTHERF****RS! TAKE THAT GLORY!!!!
Glory:...... I'm ruling two tribes.
Tsunami:......Oh. Well. TAKE THAT SUNNY!!!!!!
Sunny:....... I'm the only heir to the Sandwing throne, and I'm technically related to Icewing royalty.
Winter: You're what now?
Tsunami:........OH COME ON!
Peril: Wait a second.......Where's Air?
Nightflyer: Air is having an emotional crisis over Supernatural.
Peril:....... Okay.
Clay: Is she gonna be okay?
Nightflyer: Yea she'll be fine.
Seashell: I wonder how she'll react to season 12.....
Nightflyer: SHUTUP.
Umber: What are we doing today?
Rainkeeper: Ignoring the Winterwatcher/Umbli/Moonbli war going on in the comments, sitting back, and preparing to die over adorableness.
Players:........ Huh?
Joy: Cliff and Peacemaker were dared to have a cute-off.
Winter: Who's Peacemaker?
Kinkajou: Uh.......
Moon: Well.....
Seashell:.......... Don't worry about it.
*Prince Cliff and Peacemaker appear*
Carnelian: Please tell me you INFORMED Queen Ruby of her son's whereabouts?
Joy: Yes.
Rainkeeper: Trust us. We won't make that mistake again.
Nightflyer: I don't remember that happening....
Joy: It was WAY back when it was just Air and me as hosts.
Joy; *sighs* Good times....
Seashell: PEOPLE! DARE! WE'RE NEARLY 300 WORDS IN AND WE'VE DONE NOTHING!
*Peacemaker and Cliff go on a stage*
Cliff: What do we do now?
Joy: Act cute.
Peacemaker: How do we do that?
Joy: How would I know? I'm murderous, not adorable.
Kelp: *randomly appears*
Kelp: Well that depends on who you ask......
Joy:....... Kelp we BOTH know that you're the adorable one in this relationship.
Nightflyer: Just do whatever!
Peril: AND LET THE LITTLE SKYWING GO FIRST!!!!
Nightflyer: *brings Air back in*
Nightflyer: This won't be traumatizing, it'll be cute!
Air: I'm in!
All: *watches intently*
Cliff: Uh, HI! I's Prince Cliff! Some dagons calls me the adorble cinnabin skywing prince, but I don't know whys. I LIKE SINGING! I even has me own song!
Cliff: *starts singing We The Dragons of the Sky*
Cliff: WE GO UP SO SUPER H-
Peacemaker: *shoves Cliff aside*
Peacemaker: Beat it Skywing! You're the old cute one! I'm the new face in town.
Peacemaker: *smiles innocently*
Peacemaker: Hi! I'm Peacemaker, and since Nightwing names are literal-
Joy: IF MY MUSIC IS LITERAL AND I'M A CRIMINAL, HOW THE F*** CAN I RAISE A LITTLE GIRL? I COULDN'T, I WOULD'T BE FIT TO- YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT TOO GUERRERA, THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU!
All: *stares at Joy*
Joy:...........Sorry. Had too. PROCEED!
Peacemaker:........Right. So! Since Nightwings names are true, I make peace! And I love Strawberries! Especially in pie!
Air: PIE?!?!?!? *cries*
Nightflyer: Dammit.
Peacemaker: I'm also half-Rainwing!
Kinkajou: Still the best move I've ever made.
Peacemaker: And when I grow up, I wanna be King of the Rainforest!
Glory: Say what now?
Deathbringer: Sorry buddy, that job's already taken!
Peacemaker: Well, what about when you're not king anymore?
Joy: Still occupied.
Peacemaker: And when you're not Queen?
Hosts:......
Rainkeeper: Nope, they've all got ships. SORRY!
Peacemaker: NO! I WILL BE KING!!!
Seashell: Maybe we didn't take enough Darkstalker out of him....
Winter: WAIT WHAT?!?!!?!?
Seashell: Oops.
Joy: RUN.
Hosts: *take off*
Rainkeeper: CLIFF WINS BECAUSE HE'S STILL THE ADORABLE CINNABUN SKYEING PRINCE THAT NO ONE CAN DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!