group chat [banana bus squad]

By criousgaymers

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''if you wanna get with me, you gotta get through my friends first.'' [based off my other story, 'skype [zero... More

0; authors note
1; The Beginning™
2; evan is a cutie
3; i love height differences
4; ;)
5; deep stuff
6; 'did you just call my ass cute'
7; YOUNG MAN
8; we're going down down in an earlier roumd
9; WHO WANTS SOME DOGS
10; it's starting my dudes
11; shit man
12; *spongebob voice* IM READY IM READY IM READY
13
14; back to no homo
15; 'and you called me a fuckboy'
16; this is where it gets gay
17; You Fuck™
18; GAYER
19; terronuckelterrornuckelterrornuckelterrornuckel
20; together, together, together everyone
21; do do do do
22; blocked
23; damb
24; the big day.
24 2.0; heh
25; wokred
26; evan and brian are fucks
27; fuck off elsa
28; 'hey im pan' 'hey me too'
29; chocolate makes everything better
30; beauty and the best
31; guess i'll die
32; #brocksmomrocks
33; no ragrets
34; jon sucks
35; (chilled)chaos
36; #getsmittyaboyfriend2k17
37; group chat: the musical
38; holy chat of jesus
39; waterboy and firegirl
40

drafts

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here they are! the drafts! enjoy!

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tyler, the creator added aunt kells to the chat

tyler, the creator: GUYS TELL KELLY THAT IM NOT GAY

mini craig: ur gay

evanoss: youre pretty gay man

milkbag: you literally said '[tyler, the creator] is gay, and so am i'

balloon boy: yeah

tyler, the creator: thanks guys youre not helping

aunt kells: see told you bud

aunt kells: dont worry it happens to the best of us

aunt kells: not me though

tyler, the creator: shut up i saw you kissing chrissy behind school yesterday

aunt kells: SHSHSHSHSHSH YOU SAW NOTHING

aunt kells: WE WERENT KISSSING WE WERE JUST,,,,, HUGGING EACH OTHER

tyler, the creator: with your lips

balloon boy: i saw you too you were totally kissing

aunt kells has added chriss cross to chat

chriss cross: uh

aunt kells: chrissy tell them that we werent kissing

chriss cross: youre right

aunt kells: see

chriss cross: we were making out

aunt kells: CHRISSY SFDJFS

tyler, the creator: HA

balloon boy: BUSTED

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ur local nerd: GUESS WHO ME AND BRIAN CAUGHT KISSING

ty guy: idk anthony and steven?

lordtickledicks: possible

ur local nerd: no its not them

lil bitch: kelly and chrissy again?

aunt kells: again

brain: guys no

brain: [picture attached]

brain: THESE FUCKS

ty guy: WHAT

chriss cross: MARCEL WHAT

balloon boy: um

david !!: is that who i think it is

ur local nerd: yes

david !!: AHHH

evanoss: I KNEW IT

evanoss: I FUCKING KNEW IT

bill nay the science gay: am i the only one who doesnt know who it is

milkbag: no one tell him

brain: its scotty, the guy that screams a lot and is the captain of the football team

bill nay the science gay: ooooh

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mini craig: guys where are you all

mini craig: its an emergency please

mini craig: answer you piece of shits

moose: whats wrong??

lordtickledicks: is everything alright

evanoss: craig i just saw your texts im sorry

evanoss: this is about tyler right

mini craig: yes it is

waterboy: where is he let us help

moose: guys please fill us in on what's happening

mini craig: i wont go into too much detail but tyler almost got outed to his parents

lordtickledicks: oh shit

balloon boy: what the fuck how

mini craig: we were out together and we were holding hands

mini craig: his mom found us somehow and started questioning everything

mini craig: im not sure if she realised that we're together

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evanoss: ok there are too many people in here we should introduce ourselves all over again

ratalui: do we have to mom

evanoss: 1) yes 2) im not the mom of this group thats brock

moose: true

moose: okay everyone say your name, pronouns, and sexuality (and whatever else you'd like to add)

david !!: who should start

lordtickledicks: who's the oldest

bill nay the science gay: you

lordtickledicks: oh yeah shit

lordtickledicks: um hey im anthony im bisexual and i use he/him also i love steven

bill nye the science gay: im steven im gay and asexual he/they i also love anthony

ur local nerd: gay

ur local nerd: anyways im craig im pan ace and my pronouns are they/them i hate tyler

ty guy: thanks

ty guy: names tyler he/they i put the bi in bitch

ty guy: get it

ur local nerd: you suck

ty guy: thanks again

evanoss: my name is evan! any pronouns are okay! i like boys and jon very much!

something gay: :)

something gay: im said jon im polysexual and i use he/him!

moose: hey yall im brock aka the mom of this group (although im not a girl and pls dont call me that) im also poly and ace, he/him pronouns :)

moose: also i love brian with all my heart wow

brain: awe

brain: im brian brock's the cutest thing ever and i love him! anyways im bi and ace i use he and him!

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mini craig: evan tyler and i are slightly drunk

mini craig: just saying

moose: oh no

moose: where are you

mini craig: we're just walking around

mini craig: right now tyler and evan are trying to find the moon

mini craig: evan is standing on a bench and just yelled ''what the FUCK i want to see the fukcing MOON''

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here are also the backgrounds and info i had for the guys bc its interesting and it basically explains stuff

evan: seems shy but isnt that much really, opens up early but doesnt trust quickly

their parents know theyre lgbt, only their sister know their whole identity (shes also lgbt) anyways their parents are not very accepting but theyre slowly learning

jon: out to his dad mom and sis (mom and sis are accepting, dad is not, hes not at their house all the time either way)

craig: isnt out to all of his family, his brother knows and loves him either way, his mom knows hes queer and dad has no idea

tyler: parents are super homophobic/transphobic, they dont know yet hes queer and when they do find out they kick him out

tyler doesnt want to come out though and tries to keep his queerness around his parents on the downlow so they dont find out

also so his career in basketball doesnt fail because its the only thing thats making his parents proud

david: not out to family but seems accepting, brother is also pansexual!

marcel: parents dont really care just as long as hes happy

lui: parents dont care, like at all about lui

they get divorced and his mom dies which sets lui in a really bad mental state and takes a break from everything for some months (they also move so they're not around the others, they come back though)

brock: his dad and mom are divorced, so he lives with his mom, which is very accepting and loving (knew brock was trans ever since he was little)

his dad though,,, not so much lol

brian: not out to family, so nobody knows anything (they dont seem very accepting either)

smitty: parents know theyre queer and are not very accepting but not like,,, mean to them you know theyre disappointed, siblings have no idea though


THATS IT THANKS

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