Joy: So, some scavengers have been giving me new weapons to play with.
Joy: And I MUST say that are lovely additions to my surplus.
Joy:...... But this one's probably my favorite.
Joy: *whips out flamethrower that shoots out Rainwing venom*
Joy: *sprays Macaw with it*
Macaw: *screaming in pain*
Joy: *maniacally laughing*
Other Hosts: *slowly back away*
*players appear*
Qibli: Hey....WE'RE ALONE!
Kinkajou: Geez, it's been a while.
Moon: What now?
Rainkeeper: Alright Winter, get in the closet.
Winter: Seven minutes in heaven!????
Seashell: Nope.
Winter: Oh. *opens closet door*
Winter:........ This one isn't gonna have those scavengers in it, will it?
Air: *glances up from laptop*
Air: Nah, you're good. Dean and Cas are dancing in their underwear to Avril Lavigne at the moment.
Nightflyer: Wait what?
Air: You know, the cliche dance where you only wear a white shirt, your underwear, and socks and go on a dance montage?
Nightflyer:..........No.
Air: *shrugs* *goes back to looking at Supernatural stuff*
Air: Wait a sec....
Air: What's Wincest?
Rainkeeper: SHIT NO.
Seashell: *steals laptop*
Joy: *smashes laptop with Thor's hammer*
Thor: *appears*
Thor: *steals hammer*
Thor: *leaves*
Air: WHAT. THE. F-
Nightflyer: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF WINCEST. MOVING ON!!!!
Winter: *goes in closet*
Rainkeeper: *shoves Joy in closet and locks door*
Umber: Wait what?
Moon: Explain the dare. NOW.
Seashell: Joy has ultimate power and all the weapons in the world. She and winter have to stay i the closet all day. The only rule is that no making out is allowed.
Joy: *muffled through the door* THAT'S AN EASY RULE TO FOLLOW!
Kinkajou: So, what do we do in the meantime?
Nightflyer: I dunno.
Seashell: go about your lives?
Air: Watch me force these jerks into buying me another laptop?
Nightflyer: If you would stop looking up inappropriate things, we'd stop smashing your electronics.
Air:.......... NEVER.
*in the closet*
Winter: So. How am I going to die this time?
Joy: *sharpens knife*
Joy: What makes you think I'm gonna kill you right away? Maybe I want to have a conversation with my victim first.
Winter:............... You know, out of all the hosts, I hate you the most.
Joy:.......... Wait seriously?
Winter: Yea.
Joy: Even more than Seashell?
Winter: Definitely.
Joy:....... BUT I'M ME!
Winter: and you suck.
Joy: True, BUT I'M AWESOME!
Winter: wait.....
Joy: I mean, I'm murderous little me! I but the cute in execute!
Winter: That's not a good thing....
Joy: Well according to RasberryTheRainWing I also put the sass in assassin.
Winter: Still horrible.
Joy: You know if you keep talkin like this I will kill you.
Winter:........ Did you ever notice that assassin is basically ass ass in?
Joy:.......... Oh my moons....
Joy: Did you know that the word assassin was invented by Shakespeare?
Winter: Who the hell is that?
Joy: Don't worry about it- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
Winter: No.
*outside closet*
Joy: SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE GAY-EST WORD OF ALL TIME.
Rainkeeper:...........
All:............
Nightflyer: WTF is going on in there?
Moon: Oh moons.
Carnelian: What?
Moon: Winter brought up the ass ass in again.
Umber: Wait what?
Moon: The word assassin is spelt ass ass in.
Umber: ....... I get it now, Joy. I get it.
Rainkeeper: Weren't we trying to make this book a bit more kid friendly?
Seashell:..... Welp we failed.
Nightflyer: Let's just put a Mature rating on the book and call it a day.
Seashell: FINALLY!
*several hours later*
Joy: *has Winter tied to a chair*
Joy: So many weapons to choose from....
Joy: Why not use them all?
Winter: *screams*
*one day later*
J.W.: *have gone home*
Joy: *walks out of closet whistling*
Air: Sup Joy.
Joy: I see you have a new laptop.
Air: YEP! And Nightflyer got it in pink for me even though they said it didn't come in pink.
Nightflyer: Burn a few hairs and you get what you want.
Joy: ........... Are you guys watching Netflix?
Air: Yep! Wanna join?
Joy: *glances back at Winter's dismembered corpse in the closet*
Joy: *shuts closet door*
Joy: Yea sure.
Hosts: *start binging Netflix*