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Poor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•

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25 Years Later. Its Back. Not Really.

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By nightlightfirefly315

Pit: You can't even beat me, faker!

Dark Pit: Faker? Bitch, don't even put me and "faker" in the same sentence. I don't want to be anything related to you, but I am. Heck, sometimes, I don't even wanna be myself. I'm stuck in this sorry excuse of a body and forced to die when you die. Sometimes I question how everyone tolerates you. All you do is whine and let Palutena pimp you out.

Palutena: That wasn't very nice, Pittoo.

Dark Pit: What'cha gon' do. Fuck-a-you and your grandma too

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