Non equestrian: "ughhh I hate belts. There such a hassle and not stylish."
Equestrian: "ur crazy! I need big buckles."
Non equestrian: "ew! U have no style!"
Equestrian: "I know, I show up to school with hay in my hair and mud on my boots!"
Non equestrian: "ewww! Muds gross!"
Equestrian: "sorry, I ment poo."