Seashell: WHOSE READY FOR ANOTHER D-
Joy: *tackles Seashell to the ground*
Joy: *duct tapes her mouth shut*
Joy: Do. Not. Talk.
Air: Uh, what's wrong with Joy?
Rainkeeper: I think she's hungover from Valentine's Day...
Nightflyer: But I thought she stopped drinking.
Joy: I did.
Joy: Until Kelp discovered Jello shots.
Air: Oh dear moons.
*players appear*
Glory:......... No. *leaves*
Moon: *falls on floor sleepily* Too early for dares....
Nightflyer: Moon it's like 6:00 at night.
Moon: *whines in protest*
Air: What is up with you all today?
Peril: Hangovers and soreness.
Rainkeeper: Well, y'all better walk up real fast!
Umber: Why?
Air: We're playing Hide and Seek to the death again!!
Clay: NOT WITH BURN!!!
Joy: Correct. Now if you get found, you get murdered by Kinkajou in any way she desires.
Kinkajou: Wait REALLY?!!?!?
Seashell: *nods through duct tape*
Kinkajou: YES *evil laughs*
Glory: But Kinkajou is too innocent to kill anyone!
Deathbringer: Uh, actually....
Kinkajou: *laughs louder*
Glory: DEATHBRINGER WHAT DID YOU DO?!??
Deathbringer: Can we go hide now???
Rainkeeper: Yea sure.
*one day later*
Kinkajou: *starts searching for everyone*
Kinkajou: *finds Turtle in underground lake of JMA*
Kinkajou: Hi Turtle!
Turtle: You're really going to kill me first?
Kinkajou: Of course not silly!
Kinkajou: I can kill you in any way I desire, so...
Kinkajou: I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY PUPPIES!!
Turtle: Wait what?
Turtle: *appears in locked room full of puppies*
Turtle: Oh no.
Qibli: *hiding in sand dune*
Kinkajou: *appears* Boo.
Qibli: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KINKAJOU WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?1
Kinkajou: Did you know the relationship you have with Moon and Winter is called a polyamorous relationship?
Qibli :Uh no?
Kinkajou: Well, now you do. *stabs Qibli*
Hosts: *watch in surprise as Kinkajou keeps murdering the players*
Nightflyer: Wow.
Rainkeeper: But Kinkajou......
Joy: I now have a lot more respect for this dragon.
Air: Is it because she's freezing Peril to death for irony purposes?
Joy: Maybe...
Seashell: *muffles something through duct-tape*
Nightflyer: *rips off Duct-tape* What?
Seashell: OW! And, I said that they hid a lot better when we played with Burn*
Rainkeeper: Maybe it's because they all underestimated Kinkajou.
Air: Probably.
Joy: Who's still alive?
Nightflyer: Umber, Tsunami, Carnelian, Deathbringer, Glory, Moon, Winter, Turtle, and Clay.
Joy: Why is Umber so good at this game?
Kinkajou: *chokes Winter to death while screaming*
Kinkajou: Oh hi Glory!
Glory: *is scarred for life*
Kinkajou: I don't wanna kill you, so DEATH BY PUPPIES!
Glory: *appears in locked room full of puppies*
Turtle: * is in the corner crying and trying to escape from being licked to death*
Turtle: GLORY! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!
Moon: Uh oh.
Kinkajou: *has Deathbringer, Tsunami, Carnelian, Moon, and Clay stuck in a room*
Kinkajou: Hey Joy?
Joy: *appears* Yea?
Kinkajou: Wanna go Deadpool mode with me?
Joy: Hell. YES.
Kinkajou: *borrows katanas from Joy*
Joy: *starts singing as she and Kinkajou attack the players*
Joy: No one's SLICK as Deadpool,
Kinkajou: No one's QUICK as Deadpool,
Joy: No one punches you right in the dick like Deadpool!
Air: What is happening....
Rainkeeper: I don't want to know....
Nightflyer: *covers Air's eyes*
*later*
Seashell: And Umber is once again our Hide and Seek champion!
Umber: I literally just buried myself alive again....
Kinkajou: Eh, I didn't feel like digging you up.
Seashell: *respawns other players*
Qibli: Wait.... Where's Glory and Turtle?
All:.............*shrugs*
Kinkajou: They're fine. Now... weren't we in the middle of a song?
Joy: *swings katanas*
Joy: I believe we were.
Rainkeeper: Fair swearing and inappropriate warning should be mentioned now.
Seashell: *teleports everyone to demon filled bar*
Air: KILL THE DEMONS!!!
Deathbringer: *starts singing* Gosh it disturbs me
To see you deadpool
In fact, it usually does
'cause you look like my balls
Under that hood, deadpool
Just thinking of it kills my buzz
There's no man in town
As reviled as you
And hell they all wish you would die!
Even though you've proven
Quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to
Tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Joy/Deathbringer: Noooooooooo
Oooooooone's
Joy: *sings while killing demons*Slick as Deadpool
No one's quick as deadpool
No one punches you
Right in the DICK
Like deadpool
For there's no man in town
Half as --
Clay: Ooo Chimichanga!
Joy: Perfect, give up man, it's gone
You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
And they'll tell you who's team
They prefer to be oooooon!
Winter: Avengers.
Moon: X-men
Joy: Come on, say X-Force
Qibli: Bug off Wade
Joy: So what's going on with this threesome anyway?
Sexy recon? Super "charlie's Angels"?
Oh! I could be your Bosley!
Qibli: Watch your back sugar
Joy: *resumes singing* Noooooooooo
Oooooooone's
Fun like Deadpool
Shoots his gun like Deadpool
Moon:Heroes should not kill a ton
Like deadpool
Joy: My kill count is really
Intimidating
All: Hey kill that guy!
That deadpool!
Carnelian: Shoot off his balls
Riptide: Cut off his route
Joy: Hey sexy friends
Won't you please help me out?
Qinterwatcher: *shakes heads*
All: Fiiiiiiiirst
Oooooooone
To kill Deadpool
Gets to win the dead pool
Joy: If Spider-man were here
That'd be really cool
Kelp: *appears* You're lucky i was
Passing through here
Joy: Yaaaay!
Your tights do great things
For your arse
Random voice:
Hey you're no slouch in that way either
Joy: Thanks voice
But every last inch of me's
Covered in scaaaars!
*gun shot*
Joy: SHIT!
Mother fucker! *shoots demon*
Noooooooooo
Oooooooone
Flips like Deadpool
Changes clips like Deadpool
No one wields katanas
And RIPS like Deadpool
I'm especially good at
DECAPITATING
Umber: Heads roll for deadpool
Qibli/Winter/Moon: Noooooooooo
Oooooooone
Winter:
Jokes like deadpool
Moon:
Or provokes like deadpool!
All:
My what a guyyyy....
DEADPOOOOOOL
Joy: MEEEEEEEEEEE! *dances through the pile of dead demons*
Air: *applauds*
Elsewhere....
Glory: *shuddering from deadly puppy fear*
Turtle: Help....us....
Turtle: *dies*
Puppy: WOOF!
Glory: *screams*