Joy: Martin and I-
Rainkeeper: All the good ones start that way.
Joy: Martin and I...
Air: If you can name the comedian that says this, I will jump out of the internet, hug you, and then kidnap Misha Collins.
Nightflyer: Air, don't make promises you can't deliver on.
Air: Who says I can't?
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: I have a question!
Seashell: Ask away.
Fatespeaker: How freaking long are we going to play this game?
Joy: To Infinity.
Seashell: And beyond!
Joy: What?
Seashell:........ Toy Story.
All:....................?
Seashell: Disney?
Clay: What?
Seashell: *sighs*
*Kestrel appears*
DOD: *scream bloody murder and scramble away
Peril: MOTHER!
Glory: *cowers behind Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: *grins smugly*
Riptide: Wait......I remember you!
Fatespeaker: Didn't we do a dare with her before?
Deathbringer: Oh yea! Wasn't she tied to someone?
Joy: Maybe. But, as for this time...
Rainkeeper: *slams Kestrel in a closet*
Clay: THANK YOU!
Joy: *whistles and forces Glory in the closet*
Air: *locks door*
Deathbringer:............Um. I need serious clarification.
Deathbringer:......... NOW.
Glory: WTF?!?! LET ME OUT!!!
Nightflyer: Nope!
Rainkeeper: Allow us to explain.
Nightflyer: You two must stay in the closet for 45 minutes. Glory, NO MAGICAL DEATH SPIT. Kestrel, NO FIRE.
Air: Have fun!
Deathbringer: *sighs with relief*
*in the closet...*
Kestrel: *growls* Out of the five of you, of COURSE I get stuck with YOU.
Glory: I hate you.
Kestrel: Right back at you.
Glory:......So, you're not allowed to use fire, and I'm not allowed to use venom, right?
Kestrel: Unfortunately, yes.
Glory: ....That doesn't mean I can't use my claws.
Kestrel: True.
Glory: Or these chakrams I stole from Deathbringer.
Kestrel: Wait what?
Glory:*goes camouflage*
Kestrel: Crap.
*45 minutes later*
Joy: *opens door*
Joy: *sees Kestrel's dismembered corpse*
Joy: Well done, Mother, well done.
Glory: *walks out, cleaning off her claws*
Glory: Thank you.
Peril: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOTHER?!!??!
Deathbringer: AND WHERE ARE MY CHAKRAMS?!?!??!
Air: Oh! Liiiiightbuuulb!
Nightflyer: What?
Air: I just got an awesome idea for a dare!
Rainkeeper: We still have like 50 something to write before we get to it, but alright, let's here it.
Air: We should figure out what TV show character everyone is!
Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *glance at Joy*
Nightflyer:.......So.
Rainkeeper: Lucifer or Mazikeen?
Nightflyer:......... Mazikeen.
Rainkeeper: Definitely.
Joy: What?