(A/N: HEY! HEY! HEY! IT'S FAT--*gets pelted with thousands of cheese balls* Okay! Okay! D:~le splutter~So yeah.......I'm going to update this shit.....LIKE A MAFIA BOSS WITH EYELASH SYNDROM! ERHH!!)
Here we go... Case One: The Hater Of Kittens:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi! :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: how ru ?
You: I.....I have something to tell you.......
Stranger: yes
You: I've been keeping this secret inside me for a while and it's eating my heart......
You: ............
You: I LOVE YOU!!!
You: THERE
You: I SAID IT!!
Stranger: i love u too
Stranger: from?
You: R-Realy?
You: Y-Your not just saying that?
Stranger: yes
You: *sniff*You: OH JOY!! :D NOW WE CAN B A HAPPY COUPLE AND RAISE KITTENS TOGETHER! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Case Two: Spontaneous Love! >:)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey 16 m usa,u?
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I love me too!
You: I LOVE YOU MORE BATCH
Stranger: I love you more bacth XD
Stranger: batch*
You: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT LOVE CAN'T LOVE LOVE
Stranger: I love you more then Islamic Extermists love Allah!
You: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN OBESE KIDS LOVE EXERCISING
Stranger: Aww so you hate me
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: But OBESE KIDS hate EXERCISING
You: I
You: LOVE
You: YOU
You: MORE
You: THAN
You: THE
You: MOON
You: LOVES
You: PUDDING
Stranger: I love you more then then the Earth loves going around the sun
You: PSH! THA'S OBESIST!! XD
You: OH DADDAY!! *said ina gay guys voice*
You: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COUCH LOVES MY ARSE
Stranger: *Sences a homo in the mists*
You: *calls forth le homo with a bucket of little girl hair*
Stranger: I love you more then a fat kid loves cake
Stranger: * take little girl hair and throws at le homo*
You: I love more than healthy rabbits love to be stew
You: *le homo strutts in hair and howls like a bitch*
You: But I do need to tell you something very important.........
Stranger: I love you more then pre-christian pagans loved sacrafices
You: this news can possible change yo damn life.........
Stranger: XD ok
You: I'M HERE....WITH MY DAD....AND I'M SINGING HIM A SONG..AND I DUNNO WHY...BUT I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE YEW!!!
Stranger: XD
You: PSHAW!! I loev you more than Santa loves fucking moms
Stranger: I am a very loveable person
You: well that's probably why I love you
Stranger: I love you more then Bob Dole loves his best friend Bob Dole
You: I love you more than Wayne loves saying 'Excellent'
Stranger: I love you more then Smithers loves Mr.Burns
You: i loev you more than Homer loves doughnuts
Stranger: I love you more then a Mexican hates Border Patrol
You: I love you moe than my mom hates Mexicans :D
You: *love
You: *more
Stranger: I love me more then a Cuban loves getting out of Cuba
You: But I must ask you something before I declare my true true love for you.........
Stranger: Yesh?
You: Do you..........
You: Like MCR?
You: o_O
Stranger: They are alright
You: HSJDGU A-ALRIGHT?
You: ~psychopath mode activate~
Stranger: Haha I am not a big music person personally
You: YOUR MOM IS A SQUIRREL ON LACIDIVES TAKING A POOP OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER
You: SDBFjhk
You: ERRHHHH
Stranger: Ya I would believe that
You: BAZOOKAS LOVE YOUR FACE KID
You: WOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: MY GNOMES WILL DEVOUR YOUR BIG BOY PANTIES
You: WITH
You: A
Stranger: I did not say they were bad
You: SPOON
Stranger: They are good
You: Oh Okay then :D
Stranger: I just said alright cuz its a neuteral thing
You: I love you more than my fireplace loves sweaters
Stranger: I love you more then a fat kid loves cake haha
You: Your FACE Is A Nuteral Thing >:)
You: haha well what if the fat kid is alergic to cake?
You: Hmm?
Stranger: This one is not
You: WHAT IF THE CAKE IS POISONED? D:
You: HE
You: COULD
You: DIE
Stranger: Yeah my face is pretty symmetrical,thanks
You: THERE IS A 20 ISH PERCWNT CHANCE OF FATEL CAKE
Stranger: It is a normal fat kid with normal cake
You: Fat kids aren't normal dearie
You: there WONDERFUL! :D
Stranger: Normal fat kid,meaning your average fat kid
You: As in 2 yards in diameter or 3? :D
You: I wish I was obese.........
You: I want to be SO OBESE that I can't even walk
You: I have to roll :D
Stranger: Creepy
You: THAT WOULD BE HECKA MANLY!
You: C-Crppey?
You: s-s-so are y-y-ou saying you wouldn't love me if I was fat? D:
Stranger: I would be scary a woman who is that big
You: WWOLOLOLOLOL FINE THEN
You: *obese's it up*
Stranger: Anyone that big would scare me
You: HEY HEY HEY KIDS!!
You: IT'S MR. MISS OBESE!!
You: AND SHEE LOVES YOU!!
You: SSSSSOOOOOO MMMMMMUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHH
Stranger: Well I am gunna go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Bhaha I disturbed that Mother Fucka :'D)
Case Three: Apperantly Gender Matters ;)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI! :D
Stranger: hi
You: TODAY;S SUCH A LOVELY DAY!! :D
You: I LOVE YOU!! <3 :D <#
Stranger: :)))
Stranger: m f?
You: does it matter baby? ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Case Four: Love Hate Relationships Are Always Grand! xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: Hi! :D
You: f
Stranger: name?
You: I love you! :D
Stranger: u mad?? lol
You: Well I'm not going to tell omegle my real name because if I do they will stalk me down and slap me so........
You: Just call me Jam
You: short for Jamia
Stranger: where u from?
You: Nah I ain't mad I LOVE YOU! :D
You: America
You: now what's YOUR Info?
You: besides the fact that ...I LOVE YOU!! :D
Stranger: u love me?! Hehe craziness...u dnt even know my name
You: Well in that case......
You: I HATE YOUR STUPID GUTTS!! !D:<
You: URGH!!
You: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME REGINOLD!?
You: HUH?
Stranger: eerrr ...m Justin
You: I love you! :)
Stranger: Hehe..so wassup?
You: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING THESE RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS!? GOD I HATE YOU!!
Stranger: then Wat do u wan me to talk abt??
You: *Tehee* How much I love you silly goose! :)
Stranger: ....your fukin crazy!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(BAHAHHAHAAHAHAH INDEED, INDEED! :'D)
AND NOW MY KIDDOS.... ---------> BONUS ROUND <------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: Female
You: usa
You: ....blah blah blah
You: *sniff*
Stranger: I love American girks
Stranger: Girls
Stranger: Why r u sniffing
You: Well I'm a geek as well but continue on with your pitiful story
Stranger: I don't care
You: The contents of my brain have not prepared me for this site and I'm afraid I'm loosing my mind
Stranger: What?
You: I have reached such a state of apathay that my mind canno't simply function on daily tasks such as: sleeping, eating, taking a shit, brushing my foot hair, etc...
Stranger: YOU HAVE FOOT HAIR!? THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!
You: And now my face has become a bottmless pit of emotion trying to escape....I basically look like a headless Wookie....but non the less, The lack of sleep is troubling me.........I need sleep........can you help me?
Stranger: your fucked. what the hell is your problem? JUST GO TO SLEEP!
You: Okay I shall try.
You: AAAHHH!! NO! NAY!! *hiss* I shall NEVER do that again!!
Stranger: What you don't know how to close your damn eyes?
You: No, I have accomplished that basic step of my journy but alast, when I closed my eyes there before me stood a giant centipede with a cake on his head asking if he could infact store my sole in his fish bowel to feed his dragon. I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF! THIS CENTIPEDE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HE KEEPS ASKING! URGH!!
You: I
You: WILL
You: SLAP
You: HIM
You: WITH
You: MY
You: GRANDFATHERS
You: PANTY-HOES!!
Stranger: your insaine. you probably can't sleep cause your on drugs and your fucked. go gett a life and stop waisting your life on omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(BAHAHAHA SAYS THE HORNDOG THINKING HE CAN GET VIRTUAL SEX OFF UNDERAGED GIRLS! :'D)