Non equestrian: "sooo, if u had to stop at only one store for the rest of the year, what store would u choose?"
Equestrian: "oh that's easy! The tack and feed store."
Non equestrian: "Oh! What do they sell there, I'm guessing food and tacky close?"
Equestrian: "what? No! Horse food and tack."
Non equestrian: "tack?"
Equestrian: "Yea! U know, like bridles, halter, lunge lines, saddles and saddle pads."
Non equestrian: "I only know what a saddle is..."