A/N: I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS AT ALL. ONLY A FEW MAIN OCS AND THE RESTS ARE JUST BACKGROUND CHARACTERS OR MINOR CHARACTERS. WARNING! - Swearing, Blood, Violence, Lewd Jokes, Deaths, Crossover Pairings, OCXCanon and Yaoi (Though, one of them is very one-sided). Enjoy my fellow ninjas and kunoichis.
"Dr Paradigm, how is everyone here?" Ky asked the green dragon.
"Everyone is okay, but Kokonoe and E. Gadd are checking to see what's wrong with the girl." He told the king.
"I see, well thank you, doctor." Ky nodded as he walks up to the duo, "And who you two might be?"
"Huh? Us?" Ratchet asked, which Ky nods, "Oh well, my name is Ratchet, and this little buddy is my best pal, Clank."
"Hello sir," Clank greeted politely, "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Umm...same," Ky nodded, "And this woman is?"
"We don't know," Ratchet responds, "Her memories were completely gone, vanished like the going wind. So, she couldn't give us her name."
"Yes, it would seem Dr Nefarious deleted her databank, including her own name," Clank explained in a more detailed manner.
"Nefarious?" Ky asked the little robot.
"Why yes," Clank said, " Dr Nefarious is a mad scientist who is determined to make every organic species into machines."
"Why the fuck does he wants to do that?" Sabrina butts in the conversation.
"Because he's a racist douchebag." Ratchet responded, making Sabrina chuckle a bit while Clank hit him in the elbow, making Ratchet rub his elbow and look at Clank, "What?"
"Alrighty then," Gadd smiled as he rubs his shoulder against his forehead and turns to the group, "her system is perfectly okay, and so she should wake up right about...now."
"Oww...what happen?" The white-haired android slowly gets up from the pod as she gets out, her legs wobble a bit and before she was about to collapse, Lambda rapidly grabs hold of the woman, "Who...I request your name?"
"Name; Lambda, an artificial human of an unknown creator." She responded robotically while she is still holding her hand.
"Thank you Lambda." The female android gives thanks to the braided unit, "My name is...I...I don't know."
"..." Lambda slowly takes off her mask, revealing her ruby red eyes and youthful and innocent-looking facial features, "You...you don't remember your name?"
"Huh?! Your voice changed?" She asked in a shocking manner.
"My mask...helps me do my orders more efficiently to avoid any screw ups I might cause, especially when it involves the life of a person."
"Hmm...effective." The woman complimented her.
"...Thanks..." Lambda tells her, "Also, like you, I do not remember much of my past, like who my creator is and what's my purpose, only my name."
"...I see." The android understood, "At least you remember your own name."
"Anyways, enough talking you two," Kokonoe told them off bitterly, "Now you said you don't know your own damn name, right?"
"...That is correct."
"Well, we'll just call you android two then."
"KOKONOE!" E. Gadd yelled out on her, "We can't just call her that?"
"And why the fuck not?"
"Because It's too lazy of a name," E.Gadd told her off, making the catgirl sweatdrop.
"Seriously?" She groaned.
"Of course!" E.Gadd shouted out, "We should call her...Beta No.2000!"
"...Why?"
"Because it sounds one hundred times better than the one you come up with!"
"SHUT UP OLD MAN!!!"
"But, aren't you the same-" Just before Tager finishes his dialogue, Kokonoe glares at him like Satan looking at him from hell.
"Finish that sentence and I'll upgrade you!" Kokonoe threatens him, which Tager just put both of his hands like a burglar giving himself away to the police.
"Okay, I'll shut my mouth."
"Good."
"I don't understand," Clank tilted his head in confusion, "Why is an upgrade considered a bad thing?"
"It...it normally isn't," Lambda answered quietly as she can feel her hands shakes a bit, "But if the upgrade is from Kokonoe herself...you're basically doomed; one time, she was planning on putting a bomb inside of Tager as an upgrade to self-destruct, thankfully E.Gadd and Peach stop her before she could do it."
"...Why?" Ratchet asked with a 'WTF' face on him.
"I don't know," Lambda responded, "That's just who she is; she loves explosions...maybe a little too much."
"What the fuck you just say?!" Kokonoe called out, making Lambda jump a bit.
"N...Nothing Professor Kokonoe!"
"Ha! That's what I thought."
"So, is this your whole army?" Akira asked Ragna, who turns to the raven-haired boy.
"Them?" Ragna asked the boy, who nods, "Well, yeah pretty much. They're kinda weird, also I'm not in charge of this group."
"Well, who is then?"
"Well, we-"
"HEY! DO I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DRAW ME!!!"
Akira and Ragna turn around to see Luna yelling at Yusuke, who is holding a drawing book and a pencil.
"My...My apology...umm..."
"Luna, my name is Luna."
"Oh, well, my apology, miss Luna," Yusuke apologised, "It's just that there are a vast amount of very unique looking people around in this odd new alternative universe, so sorry if you feel offended that I'm using you as my model, so I'll-"
"Wait a minute!" Luna called out, "Did you say, model?"
"Umm...yes, I have, why?"
"In that case, you can draw me as much you like."
"Really? But a second ago, you were quite upset about it." Yusuke mentioned.
"Well, people change their minds too, you know?" Luna responded back.
"...You have a point." Yusuke agreed, "In that case, I am grateful that you change your mind."
"Great!" Luna cheered, then starts doing random poses like some fashion model, "So, how this, or this, or maybe this?"
"Umm...how about you just don't do the poses and stand normally," Yusuke instructed her.
"Like...this?" Luna asked as she stands normally.
"Mmmm...how about you sit in a chair?"
"Okay."
Luna looks around and spots a chair, she runs towards it and grabs it as she came back to Yusuke as she sits the chair. "Like this?"
"Mmmm... keep your legs closed and your hands on the lap."
"Like this?" Luna repeated as she did as she was told.
"Yes, exactly like that!" Yusuke praised her, "Now stand still while I draw, okay?"
"O...Okay."
"Naturally she would want to do this as a model!" Amy complained, with Raichu and Carl nods in agreement.
"Yeah," Carl agreed, "But she looks quite happy to do it, so how we let her be and have fun."
"...I guess..." Amy nodded.
"You three okay?" Ragna asked his teammates, who all jump a little.
"...P...Prince Ragna!" Carl called out in a respectful manner.
"Kid, there's no need for the formality bullshit," Ragna told him off, "We're been travelling WAY before you guys found out I'm a prince, so just call me what you usually call me back in the day."
"O...okay, Ragna."
"See, much better."
"Mmm...you seem to hate being called a prince?" Akira realised, which made Ragna nods, "Why?"
"Well, I just don't like the sound of it and it makes me feel like a snooty brat, so yeah..."
"...I see, okay then."
"By the way, Kishe," Kokonoe asked, "Who are those brats?"
"Hey! Who you calling brats, bitch?!" Ryuji called out while he was talking about Sin.
"Oh shut your trap, brat!" Kokonoe talked back.
"Professor Mercury, they are our new members," Ky told her off, "So we should respect them as our equals since it would be useful to have a band of thieves to help us steal things we need on our adventure."
"...Convincing argument, I'll admit." Kokonoe sighed of defeat.
"In that case, their names are Akira, Ryuji, Ann, Morgana, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba and Haru."
"Wait a minute...those names sound like as if they're..."
"I know, they ARE Japanese, but they're from a completely different alternative universe from us where the crusade never happens," Ky explained to her, which made her close her eyes, reopen them and nods.
"That makes sense, I guess," Kokonoe understood, then she asked, "But how the hell did they get here though?"
"Well, they said they were doing some business in a 'mementos' and accidentally stumble on some portal."
"Mementos?"
"Well...it's basically society's cognitive world as a whole," Ky explained in a simple manner, which Kokonoe shock.
"Cognitive world? Mmm... I should research that stuff in my spare time," She whispered the last part, "But how, though?..."
"So...my name is Beta, then?" The android asked though Kokonoe is completely ignoring her question, luckily E. Gadd didn't.
"Yes, that would be your new name from now on." E. Gadd responded to her question, which she nods.
"Understood, umm..."
"My name is Professor Elvin Gadd," He introduced himself, and he points at the pink-haired scientist, "And she is my fellow partner, Kokonoe A. Mercury."
"..." Kokonoe looks at them for one second and looks away.
"So...what should we do now?" Litchi asked the group as a whole, then she notices Ryuji is staring at her, "Umm...may I help you?"
"Are you a nurse...?"
"Umm...no, I am a clinic doctor." She corrected him.
"Well...umm...umm...NOTHING!" Ryuji shouted with his face turns red, which confuses her quite a bit.
"Ohhhh....kay then..." Litchi just looked away from Ryuji while Ann glares at him, which Elphelt notices.
"Is something wrong?" She asks the girl with the red suit, who jumps a bit.
"Oh! I'm just can't get over how perverted Ryuji is."
"Oh, a second there, I thought you were jealous there," Elphelt admitted, which made Ann's face turn red.
"No...No I wasn't! Ryuji is just a friend of mine...nothing more and nothing less, okay?" Ann tells her off, which made her giggle.
"If you say so."
"...And done." Yusuke said as he put away his pencil around his ear and Luna jumps out of the chair with a massive grin on her face as she runs towards him.
"I want to see! I want to see! I want to seeeee!!!"
"Please be quiet, I'm trying to look over it," Yusuke told her off, which made her pout, cross her arms and stomp her foot like she owns the place.
"I want to see it NOW!"
("Geez, I feel like I made a mistake.") "...Fine." Yusuke sighed of annoyance as he gives the book to Luna, who snatches the book from his hand and gasp of awe.
"...Holy shit! This is some good shit!" Luna gasped as she turns around to Yusuke, "How do you draw this beautiful shit!?"
"...Shit? Is it...really that bad?" Yusuke asked with a bit of a frown, which make Luna surprise.
"What?! No! I meant in a good way!" Luna tells him, "What I really mean is that your drawing is so good that I felt like it was made from Arceus himself!"
"...Wow...you really like my art that much?" Yusuke asked again, "Also, who's Arceus?"
"Hell yeah!" Luna responds to his first question, "Also, Arceus is basically the creator of the universe and a god to Pokemon."
"I...see..." Yusuke said, "I get it."
"Anyways, how do you draw like this?" Luna asked in amazement, "I must know you're secret?!"
"..........I....choose not to talk about it?" Yusuke said in an unsure tone.
"Awww...come on!"
Luna starts begging wildly while Yusuke shaking his head and keeps telling her no, making Kokonoe facepalm and turn to Ky.
"So, can you just give us a ride to take down Bowser's alliance?" She asked the king in a rather rude manner.
"Oh, well yes, just follow me."
"In that case," Kokonoe turned to the crowd, where everyone acts like childish idiots, at least, in her point of view, even though they're just talking and some are arguing at each other, like Yusuke and Luna. "HEY FUCKERS! WE'RE GOING NOW!!!"
"SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!!" Ragna yelled back, with Akira just staring as if it's none of his business.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING BRAT!!!" Kokonoe shouted back as she grabs a wrench from her pocket and throws it at Ragna's forehead, causing him to fall down.
"Owww..."
Akira looks at Ragna, who is on the ground with stars next to the wrench, with a completely straight face and asks, "Holy shit man, are you okay?"
"Do I look I'm okay?"
"...I guess not." Akira said, then jokes, "Sucks to be you."
"Grrr... after all, I have super durability, so I should be fine," Ragna told him as he gets from the floor and grabs the wrench while he is rubbing his forehead. ("You don't know the half of it, brat.") "Come on, we should get going, kid."
"Okay,"
Everyone follows Kokonoe and Ky, though Dr Paradigm suspiciously looks at Kokonoe, but stops as he shakes his head as the group is moving forward.
A/N - I hope you fellow ninjas and kunoichis enjoy this story. Kuno out!