Dedicated to:
Joy: NO.
Rainkeeper: *grins knowingly* Yep.
Joy: Oh Moons no.
Seashell: *laughs*
Joy:.......I may actually vomit at the very thought of this.
Nightflyer: No one would blame you.
*players appear*
Air: IT'S TIME FOR SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!
Sunny: Again?
Umber: This dare is lonely when you have no one to do it with.
Air: Not this time!
Fatespeaker: Oh no.
Seashell: You're going to do seven minutes in heaven with whoever's name you get based on this wheel! [Yes, I am using the wheel again]
Clay: Shoot.
Nightflyer: Winter you start.
Air: SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
Winter: *spins*
*wheel lands on Air*
Air:........I don't wanna play this game anymore.
Nightflyer: *sulks*
Winter:.... Ew.
Qibli: *spins*
*wheel lands on Sunny*
Sunny: WTF?
Qibli: *slowly backs away*
Moon: I'm scared now *spins*
*wheel lands on Carnelian*
Moon: *shrugs* Eh, this isn't the first time.
Carnelian: Still better than Umber.
Umber: *spins*
*wheel lands on Seashell*
Umber: Well, at least it's new.
Kinkajou: *spins*
*wheel lands on Fatespeaker*
Kinkajou: DAMMIT! One away from Turtle!
Turtle: *sighs and spins*
*wheel lands on Nightflyer*
Turtle: The heck?
Nightflyer: *seriously confused*
Clay: *spins*
*wheel lands on Riptide*
Clay: Oh.
Tsunami: I swear to the moons.
Peril: *growls disapprovingly*
Riptide: What the...
Glory: *spins*
*wheel lands on Peril*
Glory:..........No thanks. *spins again*
Joy: Too bad Glory, you're stuck with her.
Peril: Yay.
Starflight: *spins*
*wheel lands on Tsunami*
Riptide: No.
Tsunami: GROSS!
Starflight: *looks revolted*
Rainkeeper: Have fun.
Deathbringer: Uh......The only two options left are my future kids.
Rainkeeper/Joy:...................
Joy: Well, I have another dare to do, so...
Rainkeeper: AND SO DO MOON AND QIBLI SO SUNNY AND CARNELIAN PLEASE SPIN AGAIN!
Carnelian: *spins*
*wheel lands on Joy*
Joy: I'm not here *spins it again*
*wheel lands on Carnelian*
Joy: ......Fudge.
Deathbringer: *spins*
*wheel lands on Deathbringer*
Deathbringer:........ I can roll with that.
Glory: You should be used to it by now.
Deathbringer: Ow.
Rainkeeper: *spins, not liking his options*
*wheel lands on Carnelian*
Rainkeeper: Okay then.
Sunny:......... And i'm alone again.
Seashell: And while everything is being awkward, Moon and Qibli have to do twenty hours in heaven!
Qibli: THANK. YOU.
Moon: Fine.
Deathbringer: And what's your secret dare?
Joy: *thinks of it*
Joy: *throws up in the corner*
Rainkeeper: She has to do 7 minutes in heaven with Macaw.
Air: The real thing, not just killing him.
All: *goes into closets*
*Seven minutes later*
Air: *runs away screaming*
Winter: Oh come on! It wasn't that bad!
Nightflyer: *walks out of closet looking horrified* *hears Winter*
Nightflyer: WHAT THE ***** ****** YOU JUST SAY?!!? *attacks Winter*
Air: Yes!
Seashell:..... That was disappointing.
Umber: I'm gay. What did you expect?
Kinkajou: *looks confused*
Fatespeaker: doesn't know what to think*
Kinkajou: TURTLE!!! *tackles him*
Clay: *shrugs*
Riptide: ......Hey Peril?
Peril: Yea?
Riptide:.............Does... Does he always attempt to eat and kiss at the same time?
Peril: Ah, so he tested that on you. Good Clay.
Glory: THREE MOONS CLAY!
Clay: What?
Glory: HER SCALES HURT!
Clay: Not to me...
Deathbringer: GLORY! OH THANK THE MOONS *picks her u and kisses her*
Glory: Much better.
Starflight: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsunami: DISGUSTING! RIPTIDE GET OVER HERE!
Riptide: Why?
Tsunami: SO I CAN KISS YOU UNTIL YOU'RE BRAIN REALLY GOES SQUISHY THAT'S WHY!
Riptide: *walks over*
Rainkeeper: ......... I am so confused.
Carnelian: Don't bother trying, it's not going to make any more sense.
Joy: *crawls out of closet covered in blood and hyperventilating*
Seashell: Well?
Joy: One. I kissed him once. *shudders* I couldn't do it. I murdered him.
Seashell: *snaps talons to respawn Macaw*
*nothing happens*
Seashell: *keeps snapping talons* WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!?!!?!?
Joy: Seashell. There's nothing left to respawn.
Seashell: But what about his soul?
Joy: I went to hell and destroyed it.
Seashell:........... Damn you can accomplish a lot in seven minutes.
Joy: Yea, now excuse me- I need to drown myself in a mix of holy water, Listerine, and bleach. Then I'm gonna go make out with your brother to permanently remove the stench of that creature's face from my mouth.
Seashell:........ Nice.
All: *leaves while still slightly mortified*
*three days later*
Qibli: Do you think it's been twenty hours yet?
Moon:....... Probably not.
Qibli: *shrugs* Okay *kisses her*